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The genie makes you sign a contract to get the infinite wishes, where upon your infinite wishes were turned into -1 wishes.
I wish I can eat all the Halloween sweets without getting any cavities
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Oct 31st 2019 at 12:40:53 AM
Granted. You don't get cavities, but you do get diabetes.
I wish there were no more wishes.
Granted - since you wished for no wishes you vanish in a puff of logic.
I wish for the above trope to settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet then party 'till they're broke and they drive they away.
Granted. No more wishes for you, from now on.
I wish to wish.
Granted, nothing happens.
I wish my favourite characters didn't always die first.
Granted. There's always one boring character who dies right before they do.
I wish Chandra and Nissa would finally get together.
Granted. The card that makes that ship canon had only 200 copies ever made, and 3/4 are destroyed. Have fun looking for one!
I wish for chocolate in every food that pairs well with chocolate.
It leads to a revolution by those who are allergic to chocolate.
I wish my hand writing was neat.
Granted. Enjoy your carpal tunnel syndrome because you just canít stop using your new gift.
I wish I could hear whatever music I wanted whenever I wanted.
granted! not only you hear the song, but you play it outloud in a very high volume, turning you into a local disturbance and are shoo'd away. i wish for that hat over there to be better.
Edited by Awe921 on Nov 1st 2019 at 5:33:39 AM
Granted! That hat over there indeed gets better at killing you. You should have known this would happen by now.
I wish TV Tropes forums were like Imgur comment sections.
Edited by Unnerving_Posterior on Nov 1st 2019 at 6:53:33 AM
Granted, they now take 3 years to load fully.
I wish for some antimatter.
Granted. It immediately annihilates on contact with the air.
I wish that I could be like the cool kids.
The genie sends you to Siberia where the kids are cool.
I wish for the above troper to:
Granted, they shift the blame onto you for all the consequences of those actions.
I wish I could wish of a good wish.
Granted - you have a 97.33333%note Repeating of course probability of a good wish since you said "could" - doesn't mean you will have a good with, just the probability of one.
I wish pineapples could not go on pizza...
Granted. If a pineapple is within twelve kilometers of a pizza, they both explode. Violently. Have fun with the constant death everywhere!
I wish for every number to be replaced with "12".
Granted. You break everything based on mathematics, including every single computer system ever, and cause complete societal collapse. Congratulations.
I wish to be Sultan.
granted. you're renamed "Sultan"
i wish i was the drummer in a band named "The Most Absurd Band Name Ever"
ehh, fine by me, i can just do the rest of the instruments
Edited by VXXXN on Nov 2nd 2019 at 11:53:34 PM
Granted, the band consists of just you.
I wish for a set of dice.
Granted, the dice are cursed to always roll "1".
I wish I could see World War Two movies.
Granted, you can't see anything other than World War II movies.
I wish to be the god of the new world.
I see no problem with this
Edited by AcidManeki on Nov 4th 2019 at 8:49:41 AM
The "new world" is a world of hardline atheists who refuse to acknowledge your existence even when show yourself in broad daylight.
I wish for a cent today, two cents tommorow, and repeated doubling until I became obscenely rich.
Granted. Four days in, everyone agrees to stop accepting pennies. You turn to melting them down and selling the metal, but given the supply, the price you can get hits rock-bottom before you can actually become obscenely rich. Thus, you're stuck with an increasingly-large pile of worthless coins until they finally bury you.
I wish it were easier to get good cocoa powder.
Fine by me, just as long as I get my wonderful cocoa.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Nov 3rd 2019 at 5:25:20 AM
It's everywhere and thus because everyone gets used to it, it loses it's value.
I wish I could travel into works of fiction.
Edited by LordQuetzal88 on Nov 3rd 2019 at 8:24:26 AM
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