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sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Oct 30th 2019 at 6:38:44 PM

The genie makes you sign a contract to get the infinite wishes, where upon your infinite wishes were turned into -1 wishes.

I wish I can eat all the Halloween sweets without getting any cavities grin

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Oct 31st 2019 at 12:40:53 AM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
NineTailedCat Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Oct 30th 2019 at 7:08:15 PM

Granted. You don't get cavities, but you do get diabetes.

I wish there were no more wishes.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Oct 30th 2019 at 8:04:51 PM

[up]Granted - since you wished for no wishes you vanish in a puff of logic.

I wish for the above trope to settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet then party 'till they're broke and they drive they away.

abloogy woogy woo
Oct 30th 2019 at 8:06:35 PM

Granted. No more wishes for you, from now on.

I wish to wish.

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other stories
NineTailedCat Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Oct 31st 2019 at 1:35:17 PM

Granted. There's always one boring character who dies right before they do.

I wish Chandra and Nissa would finally get together.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Nov 1st 2019 at 10:51:43 AM

Granted. The card that makes that ship canon had only 200 copies ever made, and 3/4 are destroyed. Have fun looking for one!

I wish for chocolate in every food that pairs well with chocolate.

LordQuetzal88 May She Be Worthy Of The Name from the 5:30PM handbasket to Hell Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
May She Be Worthy Of The Name
Nov 1st 2019 at 10:57:22 AM

It leads to a revolution by those who are allergic to chocolate.

I wish my hand writing was neat.

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Bluefang Your friendly neighborhood Humanoid Abomination from The Cliffs of Insanity Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Your friendly neighborhood Humanoid Abomination
Nov 1st 2019 at 12:42:59 PM

Granted. Enjoy your carpal tunnel syndrome because you just canít stop using your new gift.

I wish I could hear whatever music I wanted whenever I wanted.

Awe921 consume your daily C a l c i u m from spot in space and time called my house
consume your daily C a l c i u m
Nov 1st 2019 at 2:33:29 PM

granted! not only you hear the song, but you play it outloud in a very high volume, turning you into a local disturbance and are shoo'd away.

i wish for that hat over there to be better.

Edited by Awe921 on Nov 1st 2019 at 5:33:39 AM

thank you for reading this signature! it loves you.
Nov 1st 2019 at 6:52:37 PM

Granted! That hat over there indeed gets better at killing you. You should have known this would happen by now.

I wish TV Tropes forums were like Imgur comment sections.

Edited by Unnerving_Posterior on Nov 1st 2019 at 6:53:33 AM

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NineTailedCat Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Nov 1st 2019 at 8:04:10 PM

Granted. It immediately annihilates on contact with the air.

I wish that I could be like the cool kids.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Nov 1st 2019 at 8:24:52 PM

[up] The genie sends you to Siberia where the kids are cool.

I wish for the above [up]troper to:

  • Sell some wine before it's time
  • Let the babies grow up to be cowboys
  • Eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.

abloogy woogy woo
The_Dag from House Varley Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Nov 2nd 2019 at 7:42:58 AM

Granted, they shift the blame onto you for all the consequences of those actions.

I wish I could wish of a good wish.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Nov 2nd 2019 at 9:28:03 AM

[up] Granted - you have a 97.33333%note  probability of a good wish since you said "could" - doesn't mean you will have a good with, just the probability of one.

I wish pineapples could not go on pizza...

abloogy woogy woo
Nov 2nd 2019 at 8:36:31 PM

Granted. If a pineapple is within twelve kilometers of a pizza, they both explode. Violently. Have fun with the constant death everywhere!

I wish for every number to be replaced with "12".

NineTailedCat Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Nov 2nd 2019 at 8:46:26 PM

Granted. You break everything based on mathematics, including every single computer system ever, and cause complete societal collapse. Congratulations.

I wish to be Sultan.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
VXXXN Namvember 15: Sunpie from the philippines Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Namvember 15: Sunpie
Nov 2nd 2019 at 8:48:07 PM

granted. you're renamed "Sultan"

i wish i was the drummer in a band named "The Most Absurd Band Name Ever"

[down]ehh, fine by me, i can just do the rest of the instruments

Edited by VXXXN on Nov 2nd 2019 at 11:53:34 PM

Halfway through Namvember, woop!
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TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Nov 2nd 2019 at 9:53:43 PM

[up] Granted, the dice are cursed to always roll "1".

I wish I could see World War Two movies.

abloogy woogy woo
AcidManeki The Claw of Fortune from Nimbassa City, Unova Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Claw of Fortune
Nov 2nd 2019 at 9:56:20 PM

Granted, you can't see anything other than World War II movies.

I wish to be the god of the new world.

[down] I see no problem with this

Edited by AcidManeki on Nov 4th 2019 at 8:49:41 AM

My current avatar is the symbol of Blake Belladonna
Nov 2nd 2019 at 11:21:21 PM

The "new world" is a world of hardline atheists who refuse to acknowledge your existence even when show yourself in broad daylight.

I wish for a cent today, two cents tommorow, and repeated doubling until I became obscenely rich.

NineTailedCat Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Nov 2nd 2019 at 11:36:34 PM

Granted. Four days in, everyone agrees to stop accepting pennies. You turn to melting them down and selling the metal, but given the supply, the price you can get hits rock-bottom before you can actually become obscenely rich. Thus, you're stuck with an increasingly-large pile of worthless coins until they finally bury you.

I wish it were easier to get good cocoa powder.

[down]Fine by me, just as long as I get my wonderful cocoa.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Nov 3rd 2019 at 5:25:20 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
LordQuetzal88 May She Be Worthy Of The Name from the 5:30PM handbasket to Hell Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
May She Be Worthy Of The Name
Nov 3rd 2019 at 5:22:28 PM

It's everywhere and thus because everyone gets used to it, it loses it's value.

I wish I could travel into works of fiction.

Edited by LordQuetzal88 on Nov 3rd 2019 at 8:24:26 AM

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