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DelphineTheDelphox Hero of the Kingdom from The Alola Region Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hero of the Kingdom
Aug 12th 2019 at 6:26:45 AM

Granted. You clip through your clothes and now they're fused into your skin.

I wish lifeforms never left the sea so humanity never evolved, preventing industrialization from damaging the planet.

Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Aug 12th 2019 at 6:28:09 AM

My favorite out-of-context clip.
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Aug 12th 2019 at 6:29:07 AM

Granted, an aquatic species damages the planet more than humans would have.

I wish to go to New York.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
DelphineTheDelphox Hero of the Kingdom from The Alola Region Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hero of the Kingdom
Aug 12th 2019 at 6:42:37 AM

Granted! Your legs are magically compelled to walk until you get there. Hve fun!

I wish the stigma against homosexuals and bisexuals never existed, to the point that even questioning another's sexuality is incomprehensible.

My favorite out-of-context clip.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Aug 12th 2019 at 8:11:24 AM

Granted. Now we demonize all forms of mental illness. Half the planet's in prison because of this.

I wish you could tell just by looking how a food is going to taste before you buy it.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Spottedleaf Dr. Caitlin Snow from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Dr. Caitlin Snow
Aug 12th 2019 at 8:14:31 AM

Granted. You're now also cursed so that everything tastes like your least favorite food.

I wish more people shipped Christine with her actual love interest, Raoul, instead of the melodramatic murderous sewer goblin.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Aug 12th 2019 at 10:15:25 AM

Willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause
Aug 12th 2019 at 10:25:37 AM

Granted. This takes brainwashing in order to accomplish. The people who are brainwashed sound like they're in a cult towards shipping those two characters. The work those two characters originated from is thus demonized.

I wish for the grease stains on my tablet to be removed.

johannes4123 Just told a really good inside joke from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Just told a really good inside joke
Aug 12th 2019 at 12:02:21 PM

Granted. A blowtorch is perfect for removing stains

I wish my favorite forum threads were more active during my free hours than during my sleeping and working hours

Edited by johannes4123 on Aug 12th 2019 at 9:03:40 PM

Neither the title nor signature relate to the event in the picture because that would require more explanation than I'm gonna bother with
WarJay77 Normal McNormalson from Upstate New York Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Normal McNormalson
Aug 12th 2019 at 12:03:51 PM

Granted. They become so active, you can't keep up.

I wish my ears weren't always bothering me.

Female troper who likes Pokemon, ARGs, Writing, and more. / Links: Sandbox.Zero Context Example Thread - Sandbox.Roleplay Cleanup Thread
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Aug 12th 2019 at 12:12:04 PM

Granted, they rot off you instead.

I wish I was the king.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
DelphineTheDelphox Hero of the Kingdom from The Alola Region Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hero of the Kingdom
Aug 12th 2019 at 12:19:21 PM

Congratulations! You are officially granted the title of King of Earth! Good luck convincing anybody if that, let alone getting them to actually obey you. A title is useless without respect and recognition.

I wish Samurai Jack and Gravity Falls had a successful crossover episode where Aku and Bill Cipher had an epic battle.

My favorite out-of-context clip.
AutisticAlivia Shy Guy from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Shy Guy
Aug 12th 2019 at 1:15:41 PM

Granted, but actually, Aku and Bill seem to be in love.

I wish for my younger sister to STOP BEING SO GROSS

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 12th 2019 at 1:16:43 AM

Listen to this
WarJay77 Normal McNormalson from Upstate New York Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Normal McNormalson
Aug 12th 2019 at 1:45:34 PM

Granted, you now have a younger brother as well, and he's even grosser.

I wish my laundry was already done.

Female troper who likes Pokemon, ARGs, Writing, and more. / Links: Sandbox.Zero Context Example Thread - Sandbox.Roleplay Cleanup Thread
CustardAndPie Don't stop me now from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Don't stop me now
Aug 12th 2019 at 1:46:40 PM

Granted. This only affects today's laundry.

I wish I knew what to have for dinner.

hey how you doing well i'm doing just fine i lied i'm dying inside
DelphineTheDelphox Hero of the Kingdom from The Alola Region Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hero of the Kingdom
Aug 12th 2019 at 1:53:50 PM

Granted! It's at a fancy restaurant two hundred miles away! Enjoy the drive!

I wish my Top 31 Favorite Villains list would complete itself for me.

My favorite out-of-context clip.
razorrozar7 I think you're just mad 'cause you're single. from Oregon Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
I think you're just mad 'cause you're single.
Aug 12th 2019 at 2:00:42 PM

granted. it goes completely off the rails to the point of declaring Harry Potter the worst villain ever.

i wish i had sushi that was legally obtained, in good condition, tasted as expected, and caused no harm to me when i ate it.

I'm Chloe. I fix things. Only you can prevent ZCEs.
WillyFourEyes The Best-Looking Guy Here from the Home for Infinite Losers Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
The Best-Looking Guy Here
Aug 12th 2019 at 2:50:06 PM

Granted. Someone created it with literal magic (not stolen from any store or restaurant or anything). They forgot to add that distinctive sushi flavor, so it tastes like crap.

I wish I could still tell good Toilet Humor and Your Mom jokes.

LordQuetzal88 "Hmph." from the 5:30PM handbasket to Hell Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
"Hmph."
Aug 12th 2019 at 3:01:23 PM

You can, but lose the respect of everybody.

I wish every copy of Fortnite magically disappeared.

Edited by LordQuetzal88 on Aug 12th 2019 at 10:30:22 AM

Zimbabwe Eagle is displeased with your recent actions.
DelphineTheDelphox Hero of the Kingdom from The Alola Region Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hero of the Kingdom
Aug 12th 2019 at 3:09:28 PM

The fans lynch you for it.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Aug 12th 2019 at 3:11:03 AM

My favorite out-of-context clip.
Spottedleaf Dr. Caitlin Snow from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Dr. Caitlin Snow
Aug 12th 2019 at 3:19:28 PM

Granted. Wait, what have you done? You've doomed us all!

I wish the movie adaptation of A Chorus Line didn't suck.

Willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Aug 12th 2019 at 3:29:18 PM

Granted. Now every other version, and every song from every version, sucks monkey balls.

I wish Dean Cain, Kevin Sorbo, Melissa Joan Hart, Robert Loggia, and other once respected actors hadn't been in horrible religious propaganda movies.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WarJay77 Normal McNormalson from Upstate New York Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Normal McNormalson
Aug 12th 2019 at 3:55:18 PM

Granted; they appear in horrible b-movies, instead.

I wish this wish wouldn't come true.

Female troper who likes Pokemon, ARGs, Writing, and more. / Links: Sandbox.Zero Context Example Thread - Sandbox.Roleplay Cleanup Thread
ASusNunCompany Lord of the Cheese Whiz from A ditch near the Strip, Las Vegas, NV Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Lord of the Cheese Whiz
Aug 12th 2019 at 4:32:04 PM

Granted. Wait fuck.

I wish. That's it, no criteria, just I wish. Corrupt that.

Edited by ASusNunCompany on Aug 12th 2019 at 4:33:47 AM

Everybody knows Heaven is a place on Earth, but so is Hell! It's true, look it up.
VXXXN Silly Thor from the philippines Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Silly Thor
Aug 12th 2019 at 4:38:25 PM

Ha! You wish!

I wish for a really ugly cat.

i like this thor
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Aug 12th 2019 at 5:15:04 PM

You get a really ugly, and smelly cat, from a genie that doesn't know the difference between a cat and a skunk.

I wish certain people would wait a few days before bumping threads.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
DelphineTheDelphox Hero of the Kingdom from The Alola Region Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hero of the Kingdom
Aug 13th 2019 at 1:05:49 AM

Granted. The threads get so buried they become impossible to find.

I wish all tropes on work pages and all works on trope pages would be automatically arranged in alphabetical order.

My favorite out-of-context clip.

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