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Granted. You clip through your clothes and now they're fused into your skin.
I wish lifeforms never left the sea so humanity never evolved, preventing industrialization from damaging the planet.
Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Aug 12th 2019 at 6:28:09 AM
Granted, an aquatic species damages the planet more than humans would have.
I wish to go to New York.
Granted! Your legs are magically compelled to walk until you get there. Hve fun!
I wish the stigma against homosexuals and bisexuals never existed, to the point that even questioning another's sexuality is incomprehensible.
Granted. Now we demonize all forms of mental illness. Half the planet's in prison because of this.
I wish you could tell just by looking how a food is going to taste before you buy it.
Granted. You're now also cursed so that everything tastes like your least favorite food.
I wish more people shipped Christine with her actual love interest, Raoul, instead of the melodramatic murderous sewer goblin.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Aug 12th 2019 at 10:15:25 AM
Granted. This takes brainwashing in order to accomplish. The people who are brainwashed sound like they're in a cult towards shipping those two characters. The work those two characters originated from is thus demonized.
I wish for the grease stains on my tablet to be removed.
Granted. A blowtorch is perfect for removing stains
I wish my favorite forum threads were more active during my free hours than during my sleeping and working hours
Edited by johannes4123 on Aug 12th 2019 at 9:03:40 PM
Granted. They become so active, you can't keep up.
I wish my ears weren't always bothering me.
Granted, they rot off you instead.
I wish I was the king.
Congratulations! You are officially granted the title of King of Earth! Good luck convincing anybody if that, let alone getting them to actually obey you. A title is useless without respect and recognition.
I wish Samurai Jack and Gravity Falls had a successful crossover episode where Aku and Bill Cipher had an epic battle.
Granted, but actually, Aku and Bill seem to be in love.
I wish for my younger sister to STOP BEING SO GROSS
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 12th 2019 at 1:16:43 AM
Granted, you now have a younger brother as well, and he's even grosser.
I wish my laundry was already done.
Granted. This only affects today's laundry.
I wish I knew what to have for dinner.
Granted! It's at a fancy restaurant two hundred miles away! Enjoy the drive!
I wish my Top 31 Favorite Villains list would complete itself for me.
granted. it goes completely off the rails to the point of declaring Harry Potter the worst villain ever.
i wish i had sushi that was legally obtained, in good condition, tasted as expected, and caused no harm to me when i ate it.
Granted. Someone created it with literal magic (not stolen from any store or restaurant or anything). They forgot to add that distinctive sushi flavor, so it tastes like crap.
I wish I could still tell good Toilet Humor and Your Mom jokes.
You can, but lose the respect of everybody.
I wish every copy of Fortnite magically disappeared.
Edited by LordQuetzal88 on Aug 12th 2019 at 10:30:22 AM
The fans lynch you for it.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Aug 12th 2019 at 3:11:03 AM
Granted. Wait, what have you done? You've doomed us all!
I wish the movie adaptation of A Chorus Line didn't suck.
Granted. Now every other version, and every song from every version, sucks monkey balls.
I wish Dean Cain, Kevin Sorbo, Melissa Joan Hart, Robert Loggia, and other once respected actors hadn't been in horrible religious propaganda movies.
Granted; they appear in horrible b-movies, instead.
I wish this wish wouldn't come true.
Granted. Wait fuck.
I wish. That's it, no criteria, just I wish. Corrupt that.
Edited by ASusNunCompany on Aug 12th 2019 at 4:33:47 AM
Ha! You wish!
I wish for a really ugly cat.
You get a really ugly, and smelly cat, from a genie that doesn't know the difference between a cat and a skunk.
I wish certain people would wait a few days before bumping threads.
Granted. The threads get so buried they become impossible to find.
I wish all tropes on work pages and all works on trope pages would be automatically arranged in alphabetical order.
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