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Granted, your BMI continues to decrease against your will as you suffer from anorexia.
I wish Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019) would be a post-apocalyptic Action RPG developed by FromSoftware.
Edited by Mhazard on Jun 1st 2019 at 10:05:54 PM
Granted, it has mandatory lootboxes.
I wish I could draw.
Granted. You still draw badly.
I wish that I didn't have to use this on-screen keyboard!
Granted, but it turns out you're using a phone.
I wish I was a pro at osu!
Granted, you sacrifice every other non-vital function to do so.
I wish I was thrown into the plot of Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
Granted, you are a randomass NPC that helps the party.
I wish for a fabulous cake. wait...
The fabulous cake is too fabulous for you, it also starts to become too dream-like and vanishes...
I wish my twin brother and I were one.
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 3rd 2019 at 6:06:02 PM
Granted. Enjoy your Body Horror!
I wish I had the best computer
Granted, you get the Family Computer, which is anything but a computer.
But hey, at least you can play video games with it.
I wish I can date a cute Japanese girl.
Granted, she is a Yandere without compare.
I wish for a marzipan chocolate bar.
Granted, but it gets discontinued in a few weeks when the Strong Bad chocolate bars prove to be the most popular.
I wish the ...And 99¢ (before sales tax) problem would go away. I like round numbers.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jun 3rd 2019 at 5:55:29 AM
Granted, your wish causes hyper-inflation and then World War Three breaks out.
I wish I a rock to wind a piece of string around....
Granted. I give you an extra-large rock in the form of an asteroid straight from the Asteroid Belt by sending it directly on a crash course with your house at supersonic speeds.
I wish to be granted permission to grant wishes.
Granted, but since nobody granted me the authority to grant permissions to grant wishes, the permission I granted you isn't legally valid. So I ask you to grant my wish to be able to grant permissions to grant wishes, but since you haven't been granted yet you ask me to grant permission etc. So we're stuck in a neverending loop.
I wish for a vacation on the seaside.
Granted; you end up in 100 degree (Farenheit) weather and repeatedly attacked by sharks.
I wish to see who would win a fight between this group and this group.
Granted. Every time you share the result it starts a flame war
I wish to become much smarter
Granted, And you will realize how insignificant you are in this vast universe and how useless your inteligence and mere existance is in the long run, as you are still mortal, and your efforts are useless.
I wish that whoever's granting this wish has a good day, with no direct ill effects to myself.
Granted. Tomorrow, that have the worst day possible.
I wish for a chicken pot pie.
Granted. Before you can enjoy it, you get arrested for animal cruelty and marijuana possession without a license. (You had to kill the chicken yourself.)
I wish I could make a shitload of money flipping houses.
Granted; You have the ability to flip houses and cause collateral damage while you're paid in pennies, and the amount of pennies is equal to the average amount of human fecal matter.
I wish I can smoke weed with White and Grey Morality.
Edited by KJsixteen on Jun 12th 2019 at 5:29:09 AM
Granted. You get to smoke dandelions with the Morality brothers (named "White" and "Grey" respectively)
I wish the Doom Slayer was playable in Smash Bros
Granted, he is a complete Joke Character.
I wish I had a car!
Granted. It's a very old car with top speed of 30MPH.
I wish I was better at managing time.
Granted - you become the "Clock King" and have to spend you nights fighting Batman
I wish I had hammer, bell and a song....
Edited by TairaMai on Jun 8th 2019 at 10:48:11 PM
Granted. The song is absolutely terrible, grating even, the bell is poorly-made and doesn't even ring properly, and the hammer...
The hammer goes to your face.
I wish I was a part of the main cast of both eras featured in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and the Golden Country DLC, without being a Sacrificial Lion.
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