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Mhazard GWYN, LORD OF CINDER from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
GWYN, LORD OF CINDER
Jun 1st 2019 at 7:05:38 PM

Granted, your BMI continues to decrease against your will as you suffer from anorexia.

I wish Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019) would be a post-apocalyptic Action RPG developed by FromSoftware.

Edited by Mhazard on Jun 1st 2019 at 10:05:54 PM

Cute girls are cute.
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Jun 2nd 2019 at 11:50:39 AM

Granted, it has mandatory lootboxes.

I wish I could draw.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Jun 2nd 2019 at 12:12:53 PM

Granted. You still draw badly.

I wish that I didn't have to use this on-screen keyboard!

AutisticAlivia Yoshiko X Dia from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Yoshiko X Dia
Jun 2nd 2019 at 12:14:22 PM

Granted, but it turns out you're using a phone.

I wish I was a pro at osu!

Happy Pride Month, everybody!
PinkCelebi Science runs in the family from Diamond City Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Science runs in the family
Jun 3rd 2019 at 12:33:31 AM

Granted, you are a randomass NPC that helps the party.

I wish for a fabulous cake. wait...

What would even be her stage name? Something related to science?
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from inside my own belly... Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Jun 3rd 2019 at 1:05:23 AM

The fabulous cake is too fabulous for you, it also starts to become too dream-like and vanishes...

I wish my twin brother and I were one.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 3rd 2019 at 6:06:02 PM

You are a Innocent Uke! Cute and sweet of all ukes! MY own profile is actually HERE!
MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Jun 3rd 2019 at 5:25:46 AM

Granted. Enjoy your Body Horror!

I wish I had the best computer

Hide your longboats!
Mhazard GWYN, LORD OF CINDER from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
GWYN, LORD OF CINDER
Jun 3rd 2019 at 8:18:52 AM

Granted, you get the Family Computer, which is anything but a computer.

But hey, at least you can play video games with it.

I wish I can date a cute Japanese girl.

Cute girls are cute.
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Jun 3rd 2019 at 8:58:25 AM

Granted, she is a Yandere without compare.

I wish for a marzipan chocolate bar.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
WillyFourEyes The One with the Sword from Nowhere Relationship Status: In denial
The One with the Sword
Jun 3rd 2019 at 2:55:08 PM

Granted, but it gets discontinued in a few weeks when the Strong Bad chocolate bars prove to be the most popular.

I wish the ...And 99 (before sales tax) problem would go away. I like round numbers.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jun 3rd 2019 at 5:55:29 AM

TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Jun 3rd 2019 at 8:55:00 PM

[up] Granted, your wish causes hyper-inflation and then World War Three breaks out.

I wish I a rock to wind a piece of string around....

abloogy woogy woo
flygon250 SOPA? Lol wut? U Mad US? from Versailles, UK. Oh, wait
SOPA? Lol wut? U Mad US?
Jun 4th 2019 at 5:30:25 AM

Granted. I give you an extra-large rock in the form of an asteroid straight from the Asteroid Belt by sending it directly on a crash course with your house at supersonic speeds.

I wish to be granted permission to grant wishes.

My standard Anime Theme song game variant rules: [Censored by ACTA]
YourBloodyValentine from Italy
Jun 4th 2019 at 5:58:00 AM

Granted, but since nobody granted me the authority to grant permissions to grant wishes, the permission I granted you isn't legally valid. So I ask you to grant my wish to be able to grant permissions to grant wishes, but since you haven't been granted yet you ask me to grant permission etc. So we're stuck in a neverending loop.

I wish for a vacation on the seaside.

LikeAPie A Lonely Piece Of Pie from White Paper Plate, Glass Table Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
A Lonely Piece Of Pie
Jun 4th 2019 at 7:15:13 AM

Granted; you end up in 100 degree (Farenheit) weather and repeatedly attacked by sharks.

I wish to see who would win a fight between this group and this group.

Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!
johannes4123 Not a pyromaniac until proven otherwise from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Not a pyromaniac until proven otherwise
Jun 4th 2019 at 7:17:43 AM

Granted. Every time you share the result it starts a flame war

I wish to become much smarter

I used to be able to prove my complete lack of pyromania, but the proof kinda turned to ash at some point
ReynTheLord The Musical Magic Which Is Me from ?? Relationship Status: I know
The Musical Magic Which Is Me
Jun 4th 2019 at 12:16:07 PM

Granted, And you will realize how insignificant you are in this vast universe and how useless your inteligence and mere existance is in the long run, as you are still mortal, and your efforts are useless.

I wish that whoever's granting this wish has a good day, with no direct ill effects to myself.

Being Memeguca is Shitposting.
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Jun 5th 2019 at 5:15:08 PM

Granted. Tomorrow, that have the worst day possible.

I wish for a chicken pot pie.

WillyFourEyes The One with the Sword from Nowhere Relationship Status: In denial
The One with the Sword
Jun 5th 2019 at 5:53:15 PM

Granted. Before you can enjoy it, you get arrested for animal cruelty and marijuana possession without a license. (You had to kill the chicken yourself.)

I wish I could make a shitload of money flipping houses.

johannes4123 Not a pyromaniac until proven otherwise from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Not a pyromaniac until proven otherwise
Jun 8th 2019 at 10:46:06 AM

Granted. You get to smoke dandelions with the Morality brothers (named "White" and "Grey" respectively)

I wish the Doom Slayer was playable in Smash Bros

I used to be able to prove my complete lack of pyromania, but the proof kinda turned to ash at some point
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Jun 8th 2019 at 2:45:35 PM

Granted, he is a complete Joke Character.

I wish I had a car!

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
PinkCelebi Science runs in the family from Diamond City Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Science runs in the family
Jun 8th 2019 at 2:52:58 PM

Granted. It's a very old car with top speed of 30MPH.

I wish I was better at managing time.

What would even be her stage name? Something related to science?
TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Jun 8th 2019 at 7:43:52 PM

I wish I was better at managing time.

Granted - you become the "Clock King" and have to spend you nights fighting Batman

I wish I had hammer, bell and a song....

Edited by TairaMai on Jun 8th 2019 at 10:48:11 PM

abloogy woogy woo
hanwen1234 Aoi Aoi.
Aoi Aoi.
Jun 9th 2019 at 2:21:17 AM

Granted. The song is absolutely terrible, grating even, the bell is poorly-made and doesn't even ring properly, and the hammer...

The hammer goes to your face.

I wish I was a part of the main cast of both eras featured in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and the Golden Country DLC, without being a Sacrificial Lion.

Ya heard the man. Sorry, but I ain't got time to beat ya to death at leisure.

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