~ is in love with you. This causes Bobby G to get jealous and murder him.
I wish I had an evil twin.
SHIKI is dead.Your evil twin shoots you, decapitates and disembowels you, tars and feathers the chunks, hangs them in a gibbet for a week, and then sets them on fire.
I wish I had a Magical Girlfriend.
Bobby? Kill ~? What is the world coming to
Your evil twin is a psychopath who kills everyone you love for the evuls, then decides to make himself a woman suit out of their skins.
Your Magical Girlfriend dies of cancer 3 weeks into the relationship. Boo hoo.
I wish THX was more affectionate.
edited 4th Aug '09 6:53:44 PM by melloncollie
THX is more affectionate. He falls in love with another troper and leaves the forum.
Yes, it's ridiculously out of character for Bobby G to do this, but that's what happens when you use Reality Warper powers
I wish I had Reality Warper powers.
SHIKI is dead.Your TARDIS gets stuck in the shape of a small rock.
I wish I knew more about linguistics and that I could get a conlang developed.
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore." You have a quite spacious TARDIS, but fifty serial killers are hiding inside and they flay you to death.
You get a fancy degree in linguistics, but you went to Yale University without financial aid to get it. You're now a quarter million dollars in debt.
I wish Batman was real.
edited 4th Aug '09 6:58:59 PM by melloncollie
Granted, you get your arse kicked by water.
Je souhaite le thon epique.
Cu braţele armate, cu focul vostru-n vine, "Viaţă-n libertate ori moarte" strigă toţi.I don't speak French so I'm just going to set you on fire.
I wish that Terror Island hadn't ended.
SHIKI is dead.Terror Island goes on forever, but unfortunately you are no longer entertained by it.
I am content and wish for nothing.
Actually, nevermind.
edited 4th Aug '09 7:05:43 PM by Lucky Revenant
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."melloncollie! I'm so flattered! I'll have to...make you something
And Bobby G...would want to kill me? why, that's what I was going to wish for
he'd be such a nice playmate
William Wide Web gets mind control, but finds it's just not the same when they aren't coerced into it, you know?
Because that way
there's no struggle
Ah, I wish I could go back to those days when I didn't have to hold back.
It makes the whole thing seem like a sham sometimes
edited 4th Aug '09 7:10:34 PM by ~
aka VenhaxGranted, but so do I.
I wish that Kyle Hebert was cast as Nozomu in the english dub of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.
Cu braţele armate, cu focul vostru-n vine, "Viaţă-n libertate ori moarte" strigă toţi.
Planescape Hijack
I know I've thought that too. Not the cuddle orgy part, that'd just be weird. But like...we could all go to the zoo or something.
We all live in the same place, but this comes at the price of not being an internet community. While we could have a massive cuddle orgy for real, we're all just too awkward to initiate it. Worse, it's like Victory-Guided Amnesia, so we end up gradually forgetting each other and see the whole thing as a dream. And you can't ever go to TV Tropes again, or you'll burn up.
I wish...you know what, I also wish I had a TARDIS.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku The cuddle orgy turns into a non-stop sexual orgy, killing many members of the community. Not to mention that many people are raped.
You get your TARDIS, but it stops working shortly afterwards.
I wish that I became a famous author, who didn't become an asshole, that was loved by his fans, but not stalked by them, and that I wasn't killed by any of them for changing what I wrote.
edited 4th Aug '09 7:44:40 PM by Lucky Revenant
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."

We're all a pool of tang. Unfortunately, because we don't have any brains or organs, this means we're nonsentient and, more to the point, dead.
I wish I could remember more of my dreams, and that only 10% were nightmares, and that none of my dreams could kill me.
edited 4th Aug '09 6:46:51 PM by Haven
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku