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Blau Court Jester from Blauretania Since: Jan, 2001
Court Jester
#276: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:05:17 PM

You get a pet, but don't call me hummingbird again.

I wish for something terrible to happen. But not to me of course.

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore for shops at the seashore are so sure to lose. Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling, should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#277: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:06:49 PM

Something terrible happens on the other side of the planet. You spontaneously combust anyway.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

edited 4th Aug '09 4:07:21 PM by Zudak

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#278: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:07:16 PM

I wish for fire resistance.

SHIKI is dead.
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#279: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:07:59 PM

You freeze to death.

I wish I had some ice cream.

edited 4th Aug '09 4:08:11 PM by Zudak

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#280: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:09:04 PM

You have ice cream. It melts because of everybody spontaneously combusting.

I wish for omnipotence.

SHIKI is dead.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#281: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:09:20 PM

It melts.

Unfortunately, while you can do anything, you are nonetheless shackled with rules and responsibilities which you feel obliged to follow; this leads you to creating an impressive Xanatos Roulette to commit suicide and evolve into a new aspect.

I wish my life had an awesome soundtrack.

edited 4th Aug '09 4:11:06 PM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#282: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:09:43 PM

Your life gets a 24-hour soundtrack of pounding, epic heavy metal. You die from sleep deprivation.

I wish I had something to clean this melted ice cream off my hands.

edited 4th Aug '09 4:11:03 PM by Zudak

CoyoticEvil Since: Jan, 2001
#283: Aug 4th 2009 at 4:14:53 PM

You get alcohol to clean your hands. They catch fire.
I wish to understand completely IOSYS' mixes.

Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
GuestOfDishonour Real Horrorshow from The Coolest Drivers High Since: Dec, 2009
Real Horrorshow
#285: Aug 4th 2009 at 5:42:34 PM

Granted, but when you take a trip to Soviet Russia, Guitar Plays You!

I wish I had Icchan's clothes, with Icchan in them Bonus points to anyone who recognises where that's from.

Cu braţele armate, cu focul vostru-n vine, "Viaţă-n libertate ori moarte" strigă toţi.
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#286: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:00:44 PM

Icchan can never take off his/her clothes, and thus cannot shower, use the restroom, or wash the clothes that he/she will be wearing forever. The smell soon becomes unbearable.

I wish to be a pimp.

edited 4th Aug '09 6:01:36 PM by Scrounge

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#287: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:12:34 PM

You're a pimp, but you get busted and go to jail.

I wish everyone was nicer.

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#288: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:17:04 PM

Everyone is nicer. So nice, in fact, that they turn into Tang.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

SHIKI is dead.
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#289: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:18:48 PM

How is that a bad thing?

You have a girlfriend, but she's a psycho yandere. When she sees you talking to your somewhat attractive female cousin, she is jealous and cuts off your male parts and throws them off the side of a road.

I wish I was not thirsty.

Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#290: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:20:40 PM

Have a refreshing glass of Tang. :)

I wish I was properly evil.

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#291: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:27:03 PM

You're pure evil and love it, but as time goes on you realize it's Lonely at the Top... and what's worse, babes get turned off by your evuhlness.

I wish that the meaning of life exists.

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#292: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:28:43 PM

The meaning of life is to kill melloncollie.

I wish I didn't screw up so much.

SHIKI is dead.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#293: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:29:37 PM

You screw up trying to kill melloncollie, leaving her able to retaliate.

I wish I had a Green Lantern Ring.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
LuckyRevenant ALMSIVI from The Flood Since: Jan, 2001
ALMSIVI
#294: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:30:03 PM

You start screwing down. And that hurts, William. It hurts bad.

Ninja'd: You get your Green Lantern Ring. Unfortunately for you, it's only a replica, and doesn't actually have any powers.

I wish I could finish all the books I have beside my bed before school starts.

edited 4th Aug '09 6:30:46 PM by Lucky Revenant

"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#295: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:30:29 PM

Melloncollie: It does. It's ~.

William: Congratulations, you have successfully managed to commit suicide.

I wish I got ninja'd less often.

edited 4th Aug '09 6:31:25 PM by Zudak

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#296: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:41:34 PM

Zudak becomes a thread-killer instead.

I wish I had over nine thousand dollars.

LuckyRevenant ALMSIVI from The Flood Since: Jan, 2001
ALMSIVI
#297: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:42:49 PM

You get so much money you suffocate in how much money you have.

I'll repeat my last wish: I wish I could finish all the books I have beside my bed before school starts.

"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#298: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:44:11 PM

You finish them all. But right before school starts, you are killed by a stray bullet.

I wish we were a pool of tang. Ha! Try that

edited 4th Aug '09 6:44:36 PM by melloncollie

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#299: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:45:16 PM

We're a pool of Tang. We get drunk by a giant Rei Ayanami.

I wish I could understand the last two episodes of NGE.

SHIKI is dead.
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#300: Aug 4th 2009 at 6:46:05 PM

You do, but the revelation is so horrifying it causes your brain to asplode.

I wish Terminator 4 had Arnie in it.


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