Something terrible happens on the other side of the planet. You spontaneously combust anyway.
I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
edited 4th Aug '09 4:07:21 PM by Zudak
Planescape Hijack
Unfortunately, while you can do anything, you are nonetheless shackled with rules and responsibilities which you feel obliged to follow; this leads you to creating an impressive Xanatos Roulette to commit suicide and evolve into a new aspect.
I wish my life had an awesome soundtrack.
edited 4th Aug '09 4:11:06 PM by Haven
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuEveryone is nicer. So nice, in fact, that they turn into Tang.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
SHIKI is dead.How is that a bad thing?
You have a girlfriend, but she's a psycho yandere. When she sees you talking to your somewhat attractive female cousin, she is jealous and cuts off your male parts and throws them off the side of a road.
I wish I was not thirsty.
You're pure evil and love it, but as time goes on you realize it's Lonely at the Top... and what's worse, babes get turned off by your evuhlness.
I wish that the meaning of life exists.
Planescape Hijack
You screw up trying to kill melloncollie, leaving her able to retaliate.
I wish I had a Green Lantern Ring.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuYou start screwing down. And that hurts, William. It hurts bad.
Ninja'd: You get your Green Lantern Ring. Unfortunately for you, it's only a replica, and doesn't actually have any powers.
I wish I could finish all the books I have beside my bed before school starts.
edited 4th Aug '09 6:30:46 PM by Lucky Revenant
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."You get so much money you suffocate in how much money you have.
I'll repeat my last wish: I wish I could finish all the books I have beside my bed before school starts.
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."

You get a pet, but don't call me hummingbird again.
I wish for something terrible to happen. But not to me of course.
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore for shops at the seashore are so sure to lose. Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling, should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?