-retrieves the Spontaneous Life Generator from the ballpit, and turns it off.-
GOT IT, MOVE IT OUT, SOLDIERS! WE HAVE TO SEAL THIS ROOM!
No problem, son. Let me just get him for you. -walks out of the training room, then comes back- Oh no..the Big Bad has been murdered!
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would staySir, are you perchance The Dragon?
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.No, I wish I were. But now I feel that our Dragon has become Dragon-in-Chief.
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayWell, I had been hoping for a promotion, but I don't know how likely that is now with our new leader. >:(
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayI'm not sure...I haven't spoken to the rest of the men yet, but I hope that there won't be too many scuffles over it.
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayIndeed. -turns to the men- Alright, you Mooks! The Big Bad is dead. The Dragon's taken his place. I don't want you to be alarmed; you'll all be sent to your imminent deaths as usual.
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay(Shoots at ballpit monsters) YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! *Bang Bang* YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! *Bang Bang Bang*
edited 18th May '10 3:26:07 PM by mrsaturn
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's LifeHuh. I petitioned for that program...
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayKeybreak, I was in the same sort of program! Which Super-Soldier chapter are you from?
Oh, I was never in it...I only voted on it. Seeing those freaks would freak me out.
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayOversized head, hideous eyes, bad skin...those are just the few I heard about.
edited 18th May '10 3:35:58 PM by Keybreak
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would staySide effects include violent tendencies, loss of intelligence, psychosis, superiority complexes, asexuality, and being a veritable black hole of attention, along with what Keybreak said.
edited 18th May '10 3:37:53 PM by Eatdembeanz
You mean a veritable black hole of attention.
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayYeah, no. Staying out of that. Going to have to apply for Elite Mook training instead, then... I hate just being a grunt to be slaughtered by those strangely dissonnant heroes. I mean, they're all "Save the innocents! Death to the tyrant! All of you are guilty your lord's crimes!"
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.

You can leave behind your balls, son. -shoots the balls attacking lw3t- The Big Bad wants to see you.
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay