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X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010
Three enemies left!
#76: May 18th 2010 at 12:24:48 PM

Nope, don't see any heroes around here... Oh hey, nice uniform you got there, is that n- -shot-

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#77: May 18th 2010 at 12:26:43 PM

-stares blankly in the direction of the gunshot-

Who's there?

-stands motionlessly-

...

It must've been the wind.

Locking you up on radar since '09
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#78: May 18th 2010 at 1:28:52 PM

Good work, soldiers, you are now painted up! Now, report to Doctor Killemoff's Happy Fun Ball Pit for further training!

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010
Three enemies left!
#79: May 18th 2010 at 1:29:26 PM

-falls in ball pit- Um... I kinda can't get out. Or breathe. At all.

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#81: May 18th 2010 at 1:38:03 PM

Yay!

-flies toward the ballpit-

Locking you up on radar since '09
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#82: May 18th 2010 at 1:50:59 PM

Privates! Stop with the obstacle course, this is not the reason you are in here!

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010
Three enemies left!
#83: May 18th 2010 at 1:54:01 PM

-mumbling from somewhere in the ball pit- But I fell!

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#84: May 18th 2010 at 1:56:02 PM

Sir! You told us to go to the ballpit.

Locking you up on radar since '09
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#85: May 18th 2010 at 2:03:54 PM

Right you are, private. But not to play in the Happy Obstacle Course! In fact, you are getting combat training! Everyone, pick up a weapon from the selection to the right! -a large collection of NERF guns appear-

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010
Three enemies left!
#86: May 18th 2010 at 2:04:30 PM

-grabs a NERF gun, looks down the barrel- Huh? This doesn't seem to be working! -pulls trigger- Ow, my eye!

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#87: May 18th 2010 at 2:07:18 PM

Hmmm... according to my job description I'm meant to be a "Demonic Spider". Whatever that means. -picks up a NERF gun with a high rate of fire-

Yay, a gun!

Locking you up on radar since '09
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#88: May 18th 2010 at 2:10:46 PM

That gun you picked up, Flanker, is almost guaranteed to knock ninjas out of their trajectory, explode when hitting anything, and be unusable by any heroes! Now, which one of you was given the Spontaneous Life Generator Gun?

edited 18th May '10 2:10:57 PM by Eatdembeanz

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010
Three enemies left!
#89: May 18th 2010 at 2:13:19 PM

-waves arm- Me! Me! But, um, sir... I think I dropped it in the ball pit...

l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#90: May 18th 2010 at 2:17:17 PM

-Walks in, wearing a full-face mask and a voice distortion device to properly dehumanize me-

Hey guys! Sure is nice not to be crowbar'd to death, huh?

edited 18th May '10 2:19:54 PM by l3wt

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#91: May 18th 2010 at 2:25:49 PM

Oh God, Kyriaki. I just hope that the balls manage to pull its trigger... -said ballpit begins to overflow with balls, all of which begin sprouting limbs and faces-

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010
Three enemies left!
#92: May 18th 2010 at 2:26:12 PM

...They're biting me, sir. Painfully.

l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#93: May 18th 2010 at 2:30:40 PM

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

-Is completely overrun by... Balls.-

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#94: May 18th 2010 at 2:31:21 PM

GET INTO THAT BALL PIT AND FIND THAT GUN OR ELSE IT WON'T JUST BE THOSE BALLS KILLING YOU! -fires at sentient balls-

Keybreak (Long Runner)
#95: May 18th 2010 at 2:36:31 PM

-walks up next to eatdemberryz and crosses arms- You don't think you're overworking them?

edited 18th May '10 2:36:51 PM by Keybreak

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#96: May 18th 2010 at 2:40:35 PM

-Pitiful flailing and muffled screams-

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#97: May 18th 2010 at 2:58:25 PM

SIR, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WARZONE BECAUSE SOMEBODY DECIDED TO DROP THEIR SPONTANEOUS LIFE GENERATOR IN THE DAMNED BALL PIT! -gets ankle bitten by 3 of the balls-

Keybreak (Long Runner)
#98: May 18th 2010 at 2:59:39 PM

Still, some of these mooks may still be of use to us. -yanks l3wt out of the pit and looks him over- Like him for instance.

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#99: May 18th 2010 at 3:00:00 PM

-Futile attempts to fight off the bright coloured balls with a nightstick-

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#100: May 18th 2010 at 3:01:33 PM

I KNOW THEY'RE USEFUL, BUT WE'RE BEING OVERRUN HERE! -shakes off the balls biting ankle, and dives into the ball pit-


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