-stares blankly in the direction of the gunshot-
Who's there?
-stands motionlessly-
...
Locking you up on radar since '09Hmmm... according to my job description I'm meant to be a "Demonic Spider". Whatever that means. -picks up a NERF gun with a high rate of fire-
Yay, a gun!
Locking you up on radar since '09That gun you picked up, Flanker, is almost guaranteed to knock ninjas out of their trajectory, explode when hitting anything, and be unusable by any heroes! Now, which one of you was given the Spontaneous Life Generator Gun?
edited 18th May '10 2:10:57 PM by Eatdembeanz
-Walks in, wearing a full-face mask and a voice distortion device to properly dehumanize me-
Hey guys! Sure is nice not to be crowbar'd to death, huh?
edited 18th May '10 2:19:54 PM by l3wt
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.-walks up next to eatdemberryz and crosses arms- You don't think you're overworking them?
edited 18th May '10 2:36:51 PM by Keybreak
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would staySIR, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WARZONE BECAUSE SOMEBODY DECIDED TO DROP THEIR SPONTANEOUS LIFE GENERATOR IN THE DAMNED BALL PIT! -gets ankle bitten by 3 of the balls-

Nope, don't see any heroes around here... Oh hey, nice uniform you got there, is that n- -shot-