As it turns out, they had only fought illusions and the REAL I and cyborg army emerges from our foxholes and shoot the traitors Queen and Blargy.
"Too bad..."
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"Switch to tesla mode."
-The cyborgs nod and fry the cabinet monster with lightning-
"I have no idea why I made that thing!"
Shameless Self-promotion ho!I blast Blargy with a laser shot from my laser pistol.
"I wasn't talking to you."
Shameless Self-promotion ho!I dodge queen's attacks and kick her away to be ganged up by the cyborgs.
"Sorry... I got carried away. My goal is to make the Ideal world... A world where the strong rule whilst the weak toil at our expense... But that does not mean the Weak will be Weak forever and the Strong may even fall from grace."
The Cyborgs Stomp, Punch and kick the prone warrior repeatedly.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

-stabs strigons head-
Now the world for mooks is a better place.
I am bad at picking things.