Today is such a great day to be a monster! ^^ *Whistles* Hey wait, what's that kid doing with that huge sword? Hey, don't swing that thing like that! You might- *Dead*
Hey! Read my fanfic: HereAh, first day as a storm trooper. Seems easy e— HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HELL?! Who is this guy?! And what's with his furry companion- He's huge! Well, no matter, I'm payed to kill them.
-shoots- WHY CAN'T I HIT THEM?!
-shot- Bleh.
I planned that all along, Fan. -KinkajouThat's Too Dumb to Live. Close, but no cigar. Now, if you excuse me, I have to fail to move as that guy heads right for me through a crowd of my comrades -thrown into air- Bleh
edited 11th May '10 6:21:44 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou-shoots- -misses- I can't do it!
edited 11th May '10 6:23:53 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -KinkajouWait a second... There's about 8 of us in this thread... OH SHI--
-Everyone * is killed-
edited 11th May '10 6:59:18 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -KinkajouReal nice work, privates! Except you, wannabeotaku! I want you to repeat this phrase as many times as possible until it becomes a part of your daily routine: "What was that noise? It must have been the wind." Now, get to work on your peripheral vision! I want you to not see anyone on the ceiling or even the floor! I'm expecting tunnel vision, privates! Move out!
Are you kidding? Don't you want to get strong like me? -makes a tornado-
edited 12th May '10 2:55:30 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
I know!
Let's make noises to make the hero think we've spotted him, when in fact we haven't at all!
Locking you up on radar since '09God dammit, Fan! Just because Dr. Killemall put you first in the Psycho Serum Testing Project doesn't mean that you're The Dragon! I was your instructor for the first eight years of your recruitment, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let you order these newcomers around!
Hey, I just heard a gunshot!
-whistles, twiddles thumbs-
-BOOM!-
edited 12th May '10 3:03:28 PM by rumetzen
^^ That's not what I meant, sir! I was simply showing him the POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! he could have.
edited 12th May '10 3:04:00 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -KinkajouBut this power will make them imagine that they could get so much more power on the enemy side! Do you want minions doing a Face–Heel Turn with all our intel?

Well, today is a good day. And being a guard is such a great job. Too bad about this kid, though. It may not be right to put him in the cell. Still, a job's a job. Then again...
-crash-
What the--!? Holy crap, he escaped! Sound th--! Bleh. -dead-
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou