HOORAY!
(in response to the line "Do you want ice cream or do you want me?") maybe Kaito wants the ice cream on Len! :D
:
The Spoon
Level 5 Cutlery tool
Replaces the Dispenser with a Mini-chocolate pudding Dispenser
Lose manual control of your life
Update released:
Fixed bug in which Engineer would wake up at 4 in the morning to build a dispenser for the Scout if The Spoon was equipped.
P is for Phil and Phil is for dildo
edited 16th Jan '11 4:57:36 PM by DonZabu
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
HOORAY!
Not exactly a win, but this troll is so over the top it's impossible to take him seriously.
You're a real liar! This is fake. You can't earn 100,000,000 points on Normal difficulty or above. It's 100% virtually impossible. No Americans can do that. Only Japan can do that. Valcon Games disabled this function upon the game's release. This video should go straight into trash and never should viewed again. This is just a video that only pussies would fall for. How stupid! STUPID! STUPID!! STUUUPIIIIIIDDD!!!!
You who posted this video is 100 million times stupid than you think because you modified this hoax. This isn't real. Americans can't get that many points and you are just a stupid pussy.
Liar! Don't think any of you can fuck with me with that shit. No Americans can do it. So stop playing a game of "Lie To Me". Do I look like Dr. Cal Lightman to you, stupid?
Fucker! You can't gain that much points in Score Attack or the US version. Stop fucking around with us with that video shit. Throw it away. Ain't nobody should ever see this feces shit again!
Idiot! Are you somewhat delusional? You can't make that many medals appear during your first fuckin' 30 seconds of this shit. FUCK YOUR VIDEO!! STUPID DONKEY!!
And to top this shit off. You about the stupidest motherfucking liar who posted hoax shit. This isn't US version, maggot piece of shit!!! I give you a "FUCK YOU-" for a grade. Long live Raiden Fighters Jet. 100,000,000 is Japan only. Fuck the US version of this shit.
AHHHHHHH!!!! I can't do it!! I can't do it! God I'm going to rip your video off this shithole of your page!!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO FUCKIN' HELLLL!!!!!!! RHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's vermins like you twiddlev1 that made me quit this piece of shit game from impossible skills and achievements not found in the US version. GODDAMN YOU FOR THAT!!! YIPPIE-KAY-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Gerald Zosewater
This one made me laugh.
I once saw a You Tube video about a remote control helicopter. It was okay, nothing special. So I scroll down to look at comments and.... the motherfuckers are having a HUGE argument about 9/11, Bush, Obama, and that political crap. How this shit gets started on a video about a flying toy is beyond my ken.
Harkinian & The Bois
gets mad about videogames
Why do I get this when all I want is a nice (though slightly small and run down) structure selling various nut related items such as cashews and peanuts!?"
vigilantly taxonomish
Oh, I saw one the other day that amused me. On a Dalek-related video the other day with several hundred likes and one dislike:
The Doctor disliked this video.Only time a comment of that nature has struck me as actually funny.
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Li'l Shardfinder
I wish the account that had this video wasn't deleted, but in the comments for a Secret Life of Machines episode about quartz watches, Rex Garrod was talking about how he replaced the battery in a cheap watch that was sealed closed...
He explained how he had to saw it open, modify the battery terminals (to fit the bigger battery), and close it, and then a few weeks later, the strap fell off.
A comment read thusly,
My watch broke, so I rebuilt time and the universe. Then the strap broke.
edited 21st Jan '11 4:35:03 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Ant King
Oddly enough, this is how Crono was made.
gets mad about videogames
FEATURING ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS:
Mach the Porcupine
Hands the two-handed Squirrel
Army the Abomination
Rogue the Mouse
Margarine and Gouda
an oil-coated Wire Sponge
and of course Fisticuffs the Jamaican
Face Time
How to make a Rubberfruit video:
1. Come up with neat plot.
2. Create HWM models
3. Ingest hallucinogens
4. Sniff glue
5. Make video
From this.
edited 30th Jan '11 5:45:14 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
the republic wouldn't have fallen if there were more black jedi edited 6th Feb '11 11:55:30 AM by melloncollie
Embrace the mindscrew
The Wanderer
Love is like a wild pokemon battle. You can encounter it at anytime. You either catch it, fight it, run away or realize you don't have any balls and you can't do anything when the opportunity arises.
"There comes a time where a man is so bitterly angry, that he will shed all remnants of his former self, and his entire being will dissolve into one giant roar of rage and violence.
This, my friends, is the very core of human anger. Uncensored. Uncut. And in video form."
There used to be a Youtube user named Timmy Turner's Dad who would upload all sorts of video game soundtracks. Sadly, his account was terminated a few days ago. But for some reason, every video of his had one dislike. Several of them had a comment along the lines of "The 1 disliker was Dinkleberg" or "1 dislike. Grr, Dinkleberg!"
Not really accurate when you remember that Dinkleberg has no grudge toward Mr. Turner, but it's still funny.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Face Time
Ah, the fucking memories.
Takes me back to when I was just a little kid and still had my brother. Now he's gone. :( This whole game and all the songs remind me of him.
LOVE NFS FOREVER! ~
This made me feel sad for the guy's loss.
edited 12th Feb '11 11:13:38 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Dr. Doom: "Let's have a look at my new theme to see if I have new followers."
- Sees dislike and crushes Coke can*
Dr. Doom: "A dislike!? Richaaardsssss..... >=C"
From here:
Let me break this down for you:
Bach never existed; his image was manufactured by the U.S. government as a means of gaining support for their military expeditions. In fact, the majority of classical music is a fraud perpetuated to keep true artists like Beethoven out of the spotlight. Do you even know who Elise was? She was Mozart's illegitimate child, with whom he committed incest. Beethoven wrote Fur Elise (and the subsequent "alternative version") in memory of her riddled corpse.
nvalidscreenanme
@nvalidscreename I suggest you find a therapist as soon as possible.
WannabeDetectiveAlex
edited 13th Feb '11 10:47:27 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
edited 13th Feb '11 11:44:57 PM by DrunkGirlfriend
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Planescape Hijack
Bobby G: That would have been better if it was 11 dislikes. 
"I think this would've been one of my more favorite games for the NES if it wasn't so utterly impossible. It's like trying to juggle live grenades with your penis.
"