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unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#129951: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:09:59 AM

look if i was actually doing that bais we would be chaining the demons up not giving them our piss

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129952: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:10:41 AM

This novel can go as far we can go. Just like Detective Conan. We can always write more.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129954: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:14:38 AM

This is why I hate the piss jokes in JTTW.

Killing innocent demons? Sure, Wukong, you're horrible, but I'm still reading that. Piss? Nopety nope, not reading that stuff.

Makes me go "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Have some gay stuff, Bais.

Edited by JTTWlover on Sep 4th 2020 at 2:17:08 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#129955: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:20:40 AM

At least I'm not making those jokes - Nor will I ever do so.

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129956: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:23:02 AM

Hey Bais, I gotta somehow make Mel stay, will a grandma who lost all her family but one grandson to the demons work?

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129958: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:26:41 AM

Thanks!

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129959: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:56:16 AM

Me, looking at the JTTW index: Where in the frick are you guys getting a long vegetarian food banquet description, dammit.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#129960: Sep 4th 2020 at 5:57:27 AM

[up] (x6) am i hallucinating or was that one of bais’s troper page images before

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#129961: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:01:15 AM

i dont doubt it

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#129962: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:04:01 AM

aftersssss are we gonna play mafia

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129963: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:04:18 AM

As the ancients had it:

"A hundred rare delicacies,

A thousand goblets of fine wine,

Rich cream and yogurt,

Fat, red meat like brocade."

Precious and many-coloured decorations,

Heavy fragrances of fruit.

Huge sugar dragons coil round sweet lions and immortals:

Ingots of cake draw furnaces escorted by phoenixes.

For meat there was pork and mutton, goose, chicken, duck and fish;

For vegetables, bamboo shoots, beansprouts, fungus and button mushrooms.

Delicious noodles in soup,

Translucent creamy sweets,

Succulent millet,

Fresh wild rice congee,

Pungent, tasty soup with rice noodles,

Dishes in which sweetness vied with beauty.

Monarch and subjects raised their cups as the diners took their seats;

Officials seated by rank slowly passed the jugs.

Dammit, Banquet, you aren't helping me that much! I'm going to have eggplants in the vegetable basket, dammit!

Nevermind, I'll just get cabbage.

Edited by JTTWlover on Sep 4th 2020 at 3:05:33 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#129964: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:10:55 AM

awaaaa zorua u take over for me im not up for it

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#129965: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:27:44 AM

I’m so pink silk but I’m also very black leather

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#129966: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:29:23 AM

im cloth. how the hell am i supposed to know what its made of

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#129967: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:29:56 AM

wait we had cake in ancient china this whole time

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129968: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:31:00 AM

rice cakes

not sure about yogurt, that may be a weird translation

Edited by JTTWlover on Sep 4th 2020 at 3:31:26 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129970: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:36:58 AM

Bais would Mel carry around an old lady's groceries for less than half a mile?

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#129972: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:37:42 AM

good god are we doing fetch quests now

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#129973: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:38:22 AM

Can we get some completionists in here so we won't have to do them?

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#129974: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:38:40 AM

No, it's just a guilt trip moment for Mel to join us.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#129975: Sep 4th 2020 at 6:38:57 AM

Mel's entire personality is that she's nice and smart, but stubborn and gets herself into situations.

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....

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