Professional Professionalist
Marukaite Chikyuu
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Shawty, heard you bad, word? So profane Somethin' like a bad, word, want your love Call me when you can, girl Goin' up, goin' down, in and out, turn around Shawty, heard you bad, word? So profane Somethin' like a bad, word, want your love Call me when you can, girl Goin' up, goin' down, in and out, turn around Love you the way you movin' now I might be insane, yeah But I love the pain, yeah Feel it in the brain, yeah-ahh Realize she just want me hit it right 'Cause I get 'em goin' right Shawty, heard you bad, word? So profane Somethin' like a bad, word, want your love Call me when you can, girl Goin' up, goin' down, in and out, turn around Shawty, heard you bad, word? So profane Somethin' like a bad, word, want your love Call me when you can, girl Goin' up, goin' down, in and out, turn around
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
wtf i love oil & gas industry now
Local ustads: -Expect people to wake up by 5 AM for Eid-
Also local ustads: -Encourage little kids to bang drums through the mosque's loudspeakers until 5 AM-
Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...
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Heard of a van
That's loaded with weapons
Packed up and ready to go
Heard of some gravesites
Out by the highway
A place where nobody knows
The sound of gunfire
Off in the distance
I've gotten used to it now
I've lived in a brownstone
Lived in a ghetto
I've lived all over this town
I cast a Revive Kills Zombie spell
Oh, good. We can't let the necromancers win.
- Releases a bioweapon of engineered bacteriophages designed to neutralize the zombie plague*
Heya there! I'm West.
*engulfs herself in a white light bubble to protect herself of whatever Dhir did*
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
The Ice Queen
(somehow makes friends with the zombies)
But it's the anti-necromancy thread, Spotted!
janet likes her new icon.
janet likes her new icon.
Billion Dollar Babies
I cut the sleeves off my battle jacket the moment I got it. I don’t know if that makes it more or less gay.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
my current job
Ah yes, Schrodinger's Leatherman.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
sick down from the bones to the other side
did you know that wearing striped socks turns you into a raging horny femboy?
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
I'd love to wear the darkest, trashiest makeup, but society would hate me for it.
Also, what's wrong with casting a Revive Kills Zombie spell on this thread?
No clue; I don't know what West thought you were doing, Dhir, I was just trying to assist in the anti-zombie work. 
eh
whats with these captcha thingies i'm getting yo
janet likes her new icon.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Escape from the city is the best song from Sonic the Hedgehog
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Semain Calm
hey guys is petrol a disinfectant
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Ice Queen
Is mayonnaise a disinfectant?
The Draftsman of Doom
I once made a cute animal video on youtube which ended with a screamer prank. Watch it here at your own risk
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Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
@Emperor_Ing
Obligatory request if you've completed Terraria's 1.4 update
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Martian Manhunter