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unfortunatezorua Very punchable, more huggable than smoochable from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Very punchable, more huggable than smoochable
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 6:37:27 AM

go commit primal aspid

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
DrNoPuma The floofiest Evil Overlord ever from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The floofiest Evil Overlord ever
Feb 11th 2019 at 6:42:50 AM

go commit scooter ankle

We need more Klonoa stuff. I really wish the movie hadn't been cancelled. :(
unfortunatezorua Very punchable, more huggable than smoochable from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
arimothereindeer Three generations.... from 60s Japan Relationship Status: Robosexual
Three generations....
Feb 11th 2019 at 6:51:59 AM

Eevee Girl Chey, I was always wondering, what do you think about the "too much beegees" gag on that one episode of Fairly Oddparents?

Ciao ciao paparino. 1937 ~ 2019
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 7:35:58 AM

Better than the actual song IMO.

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Thanks, Puma!
Feb 11th 2019 at 7:50:11 AM

Yeah, I've heard some pretty awesome Mario Paint remixes.

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
arimothereindeer Three generations.... from 60s Japan Relationship Status: Robosexual
Three generations....
Feb 11th 2019 at 7:52:30 AM

Ah I love Mario paint covers

Ciao ciao paparino. 1937 ~ 2019
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 9:24:28 AM

Every Touhou song goes with at least one Kirby boss, if not more.

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
EeveeGirlChey Weekend mood! from Tropesburg Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Weekend mood!
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:01:37 AM

To Arimo: I thought it was hilarious.

Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:02:31 AM

You can't lock up the darkness.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:04:20 AM

Yes you can

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:05:41 AM

   YOU CAN'T LOCK UP THE DARKNESS!   

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:06:56 AM

Yes you can

Iíve done it like three times at least

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
shackwave space raccoon
space raccoon
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:08:45 AM

   LIES!   

freedom is the right of all sentient beings - Optimus Prime
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:09:44 AM

   NO U   

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:12:07 AM

We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:12:33 AM

KILL THE EMPTY ONE

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
MrLavisherMoot oh god from So'ton, Hants
oh god
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:17:05 AM

I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys...I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad...I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed...I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad...I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.

It's not called "The Green Hell" for nothing
Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:20:43 AM

..... EYY MACARENA!

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
arimothereindeer Three generations.... from 60s Japan Relationship Status: Robosexual
Three generations....
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:21:20 AM Ciao ciao paparino. 1937 ~ 2019
shackwave space raccoon
space raccoon
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:24:33 AM

So that's why I got a monkey corpse for christmas.

freedom is the right of all sentient beings - Optimus Prime
Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:25:55 AM

You think that's bad? I survived Order 66 and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:27:43 AM

I got a rock.

A weird glowy blue one, but still just a rock.

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Feb 11th 2019 at 10:29:07 AM

I found this glowy green rock in my backyard. My friend doesn't like it very much. I think he has allergies.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."

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