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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1: Oct 11th 2010 at 2:16:40 PM

-is eating something with a fork. The food falls off his fork and on the table- Gawd dang it! -he looks at the camera- Tired of eating things the old way?

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
IronLion Since: Feb, 2010
#2: Oct 11th 2010 at 2:47:32 PM

Do you have an abnormal protrusion of hair from your left nostril? Maybe you've accidentally glued your hamster to the ceiling. Perhaps you've lost the ability to use the letter Y in speech. If the answer to any of the above questions is "yes"; or, in the latter case, "es"...

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#3: Oct 11th 2010 at 2:51:23 PM

HI, BILLY MAYS FOR...

-checks script-

Wait, what is this crap?! Screw this, the money's not worth it.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#4: Oct 11th 2010 at 2:51:45 PM

Then you need Trope-O-Thing! For solving all your eating, y-ing, nose hair cutting, and hamster ungluing needs!

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Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#5: Oct 11th 2010 at 3:46:52 PM

The Trope-O-Thing uses patented Handwaium particles to enhance your live!

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#6: Oct 12th 2010 at 5:12:40 AM

Before I got the Trope-O-Thing, I was always wasting time trying to shave my moustache just right, but now that I have it, I can spend more time with my family!

Ukrainian Red Cross
RobbieRotten Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#8: Oct 12th 2010 at 7:19:46 AM

But I'm a miserly Scot! Can even I afford the wonderful Trope-O-Thing?

ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#9: Oct 12th 2010 at 9:20:28 AM

The wonderful Trope-O-Thing is cheaper than you think! Just -insert ridiculous amount of money- pounds or dollars!

BlaineTheM0n0 Steven Lives from The Damn Box Since: Mar, 2010
Steven Lives
#10: Oct 12th 2010 at 9:21:10 AM

BUY A SPY CHECK FOR THE LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW PRICE OF A MERE $ REFINED METAL (WOW!)

G'day
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#11: Oct 13th 2010 at 1:36:00 PM

AAA And....If you call in the next two seconds, you get a real, working, TIME MACHINE!!! (WOW!) Time machine is not real, nor does it work.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#12: Oct 13th 2010 at 1:43:18 PM

The Trope-O-Thing way cause side effects such as: headaches, runny nose, stuttering, the unability of swallowing, hamster ears, and a Fate Worse than Death

Soul is ugly.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
TsundeRay HOORAY! from Santa Clara, California Since: May, 2009
HOORAY!
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edited 23rd Nov '10 12:28:21 AM by TsundeRay

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Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#15: Nov 23rd 2010 at 12:32:24 AM

You know, I was some ordinary guy with a TV to watch and a microwave to cook my food. Then I got an inspiration, I should combine the two into one appliance. That way, it will save some space in my house, and less wires to get tangled. So I invent the MWTV 3000. It changed my life when I started using it. I become more energised after I wake up in the morning, my neighbours like me more and cats stop messing with my lawns. I want to share this with everyone, call 1800-5555555 now, get this for 299.95 and experience a whole new world.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#16: Nov 23rd 2010 at 1:02:52 AM

Stop! Do you have an epidermis consisting of filthy SKIN? You need Trope-o-Acid! Return to your boney white gleem within several minuts of horrible pain!

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
ion496 Cheesy Heir of Pancakes from Behind a desk Since: Sep, 2010
Cheesy Heir of Pancakes
#17: Nov 23rd 2010 at 2:42:11 AM

BUY THE GIGA COLA TODAY!

YOU COULD SLEEP IN IT!

EIGHT HUNDRED HOBOS COULD LIVE IN IT!

~Ion496. Need I say more?
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