@EI: I really, really do not want to rummage through Google to find it.
However, we do have a trope for it: Death By Sex.
Planescape Hijack
Imagine a FATAL Zombie Apocalypse. Perpetually orgasming zombies, where there's a significant risk of getting the virus from ejaculate...
Night of the Little Death.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuMiijhal: I think you mean Out with a Bang. Death By Sex merely makes someone more vulnerable to serial killers after having sex.
Ah. Yeah. I skimmed Death By Sex at 7 in the morning, so...
(And apparently a similar incident to the one I was thinking of is the second to last example on Out with a Bang)
edited 5th Oct '09 11:42:57 AM by Miijhal
@Haven: Wah wah wah waaaaaah.
@Thread: There is, apparently, a condition which makes people orgasm continuously; it is actually apparently quite painful. However, as others have said, browsing Google for info on such a thing seems... ill-advised.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaAwesome thread. I don't think I've laughed this uproariously since...well...ever. Everyone has been awarded a Crowning Moment Of Funny. I shall pirate FATAL at the next opportunity (read: when not using a university computer).
I lol'ed hard.
Sadly, no rolling for decomposition. Instead, you get treated to lines like the following:
"At this time, several different insects are attracted to the corpse, namely blowflies and flesh flies. The female blow flies lay their eggs on the body, espcially around the natural orifices such as the nose, eyes, ears, vagina, anus, and penis."
So, yes, even maggots are fair game in Byron Hall's orifice fixation.
Today's question - the "hierophant" and "druid" classes are the priest classes, right? And they're only open to men, is that what I'm getting from Hall's "rebuttal"?
And there's a punishment for slandering a priestess?
Is there a priestess class, or are we dealing with yet another case of REALISTARDATION?
Sorry, I haven't been on the forums for a while, so this thing has kind of died off...
Heirophants can be female, so those are the priestesses. I'd assume that he'd be doing something based off of actual Greco-Roman Gods and Goddesses, and having a gender division between the priesthood based upon which deity you were talking about. (I.E. Artemis / Diana was served by priestesses, while Zeus / Jupiter would be served by male priests.) This, however, is a guess, becuase Hall just says to refer to a book on deities that doesn't seem to exist.
Right. OK, so Burnout was wrong in the "rebuttal" when saying, and I quote:
->"With exception of very few, like Hierophant and Druid, a female can choose to be any occupation she so desires..."
Based on Wraith's input, I'd say Burnout was trying to say that women can only be hierophants of specific gods, but managed to bungle it. Par for the course, really.
edited 13th Oct '09 6:38:57 PM by Count Dorku
Well, that division between male and female priests are based on historic grounds, which isn't strictly REALISTIMISOGYNY grounds. It's just a guess, considering the raging hard-on Hall has for Caligulan Rome. Of course, Hall could prove me wrong about that, and make every God some kind of giant gaggle of orifices and penises.
J Bridge: Grimoire Genitoris. I have "the pdf" for it, but it's only 5 pages long, So Yeah.
Well, it's that guess vs. assuming not even Burnout knows how FATAL works. Which...actually wouldn't surprise me too much, now that I think about it. I mean, he is responsible for the Magical Genital Fruit That Changes Your Stats, so I should have suspected a healthy dose of stupidity from the start...
Wow...this game...this is inexcusable. I read the thread in a couple days, and I think it's further damaged my mind.
Although, there was actually a rather entertaining short manga with the Night of the Little Death premise.
Wow, this is a pretty terrible first post, huh?
[[tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=12919183980B30760200 Liveblog of]] John Carter Of MarsDragon Quest FATAL Style. (With bad fake middle-english for added REALSIMTOUCHINGYOURSELFASYOUROLLDICE
Princess: DOST THOU FUCK ME?
You: NO
Princess: BUT THOU MUST
You: NO
Princess: BUT THOU MUST
You: NO
Princess: BUT THOU MUST
You: YES
PRINCESS: DEFLOWER ME
NARRATOR: YOU ARE NOW UNHAPPILY MARRIED
KING: HERO ,THOU MUST CASTETH 100 MORE RITUALS IN COMBAT TO ATTAIN THE LEVEL OF 2\\
PRINCESS, THOU MUST GIVETH 23 MORE HANDJOBS TO ATTAIN THE LEVEL OF 3
A SLIME DRAWS NEAR
THOU ATTACKETH THE SLIME STRIKING IT'S COLON WITH A CRITICAL BLOW
THOU ART SPLATERED IN 4 CHUNKS OF FAECES (WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?)
AN EJACULATING ZOMBIE DRAWS NEAR
YOU FLEE\\
edited 14th Oct '09 9:13:34 PM by Hulk Hogan

This man is the uber-creeper. That is all you need to know to understand his mindset.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.