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Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#1: Sep 16th 2009 at 9:21:28 PM

Because every forum needs one

1. Christians worship God... God worships Chuch Norris!!!!

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OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#2: Sep 16th 2009 at 9:25:38 PM

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#3: Sep 16th 2009 at 9:26:20 PM

If Chuck Norris drinks a liquid, ANY lquid, he will piss out Powerthirst.

I AM A MAN!!!
OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#4: Sep 16th 2009 at 9:27:03 PM

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#5: Sep 16th 2009 at 9:29:34 PM

The only way Bruce Lee could get to sleep was to stare at himself flexing and dancing in a mirror and try and frighten himself into a faint.

OH WAIT! IMMA DOIN IT WRONG!

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
The Other Troper
#6: Sep 16th 2009 at 9:37:18 PM

One person has survived a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, but that person still got split into the Holy Trinity.

If Chuck Norris says "You're already dead", he's joking. If he swings his fist at you, you're already dead.

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OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#7: Sep 16th 2009 at 9:38:52 PM

Chuck Norris has a third fist behind his beard. wild mass guess

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Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
The Other Troper
#9: Sep 16th 2009 at 10:16:34 PM

No, he caused that cataclysm. Ideon just got fingered because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#10: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:23:08 AM

Chuck Norris can only sire clones, ALL HIS GENES ARE DOMINENT!!!

Chuck Norris does not do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#11: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:23:14 AM

Chuck Norris can only sire clones, ALL HIS GENES ARE DOMINENT!!!

Chuck Norris does not do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#12: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:24:40 AM

Chuck Norris is so majestic that to comprehend a single fact about his awsomeness you must be told twice!!

edited 17th Sep '09 12:24:59 AM by Zolnier

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Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#13: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:39:50 AM

Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Holy cow Zolnier triple post

edited 17th Sep '09 12:40:07 AM by Zudak

JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#14: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:42:15 AM

Chuck Norris is a backwards, regressive, redneck motherfucker, and I aint validating his fucked up value system by making him into somekind of superhuman figure.

[ed.] Also, the meme stopped being funny three years ago.

edited 17th Sep '09 12:42:40 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#15: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:53:29 AM

It's just a game.

If you compare Chuck Norris to God he will roundhouse kick you for comparing him to such a weakling.

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Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#16: Sep 17th 2009 at 4:17:22 AM

The night Chuck Norris went down to R'lyeh he had squid for dinner.

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BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
TheJackal Lurker from the UK Since: Dec, 2009
Lurker
#19: Sep 17th 2009 at 9:28:46 AM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#20: Sep 17th 2009 at 11:46:49 AM

Bobby G, you're thinking of Bella Swan.

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DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
The Other Troper
#21: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:20:12 PM

Can we at least try to be original.

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TheJackal Lurker from the UK Since: Dec, 2009
Lurker
#22: Sep 17th 2009 at 12:33:05 PM

There are no original jokes, because Chuck Norris thought of them all first.

Kimura Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#23: Sep 17th 2009 at 3:51:21 PM

Chuck Norris once ported to Chaotic and beat a 15-creature Drome Battle, without using a single Battlegear or Mugic, and battling as himself! (As for how he got a scan of himself... Fridge Logic + haxxored Scanner = Memetic Badass "Creature" Scan. And as far as I know, he's considered an Overworlder.)

Thnikkafan ? from Faroe Islands (not really) Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#24: Sep 17th 2009 at 3:53:32 PM

You know who else is awesome... CHUCK NORRIS.

A-CHUCK-A-NORRIS!!!

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krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#25: Sep 17th 2009 at 7:15:40 PM

A common joke on the internet is that if one makes fun of Chuck Norris, he will roundhouse-kick you to dea-GRRR-GAAAAK!

An useless name, a forsaken connection.

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