Banned for advertisement.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Banned for your avatar looking at me with those come to bed eyes.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Banned for giant avatar nostrils.
(they're more like "already in bed" eyes 
)
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Banned for not properly linking to Lampshaded Double Entendre.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Banned for confusion of wiki and forum extending to Thread Mode.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Banned for swearing in your location.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Tim:
You're both banned for hogging the thread.
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
banned for being a slowpoke.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
One just might
Banned by a slow poke.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Banned for outrageous gold armor.
Tim:
Banned for changing your avatar from the former drool-inducing version.
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
Banned for voyeurism.
One just might
Banned for not recognising a natural reaction.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
In honor of my 50lb pup
Banned for seahorsing around.
Banned for punning.
In honor of my 50lb pup
Banned because we just did a set of puns less than a week ago and you are encuraging me to start another set. So you better watch your language.
The next person should ban me "because you did not letter b"
edited 1st Apr '12 10:59:20 AM by Belian
Yu hav nat sein bod speeling unntil know. (cacke four undersandig tis)the cake is a lie!
Canned for threatening to pun.
One just might
Banned for canning.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
In honor of my 50lb pup
Both of you are banned for Completely Missing The Point. In fact, you are hearby sentenced to read a thesaurus until you better understand language puns.
dang it... I am slow for two reasons: I like being clever and have to spell-check a number of words.
Yu hav nat sein bod speeling unntil know. (cacke four undersandig tis)the cake is a lie!
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Banned for letting that slow you down.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Banned for nosing around.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
banned for having a female avatar.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Banned because this isn't even my default avatar.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Banned for not showing more of your NSFW Avatar.
that would actually get you banned by a real mod.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame