I'm back, I guess.
Banned because you need to edit your very bad grammar, like I usually do!
I can't think of a good signature.
Mona Megistus!
Ban'd for admitting to bad grammar.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Beend cuzzz granne/mer is n'to neded insoiety!
my current job
Banned for making a post that's a nightmare to read.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
AKMU
Banned for calling something a nightmare because it looks bad.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You're banned for not understanding the plight of people who have nightmares about hard-to-read posts.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
An Eldritch Troper
Before I change the subject I shall ban you.
Humanity is defined by its absurdity, and I am no exception.
Mona Megistus!
Ban’d for no gallery!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
my current job
Banned for no Gallifrey.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Banned for making references I don't understand!
Mona Megistus!
Ban'd for missing references!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
banned for joining a band named The Banned Band.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
One just might
Banned for mentioning the band that we don't speak about.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
An Eldritch Troper
Both I and the above troper are banned simultaneously because of Newton's Third Law.
Humanity is defined by its absurdity, and I am no exception.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
banned for not having an avatar.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
One just might
Banned to draw the attention towards the plight of victims of unequal avatar distribution.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I'm back, I guess.
Banned because you're using the word "to".
I can't think of a good signature.
An Eldritch Troper
Banned as I had just finished my semestral papers!
Humanity is defined by its absurdity, and I am no exception.
Banned for being too young to join this site!
Mona Megistus!
Ban'd for ending your post with an exclamation mark.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The Video Guy
Banned for your insistence on ban'd.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
AKMU
Kicked out.
Oh Captain!~
Banned for saying "kicked out" instead of "banned".
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
my current job
Kick'd out for making a big deal about the word choice.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Banned for editing.