Meanwhile, at the local pub...
-orders a drink-
Well, I've had this idea for a recent, ahem, 'job', alrigh'...
My new account at: EventuaMaría Adelaida, los cafetales de tu padre no dan más dinero. Tendrás que.... ¡¡¡¡vender tu cuerpo!!!!
*DRAMATIC CHORD*
Maria Adelaida, your dad's coffee plantation is not giving any more money. You'll have to.....sell your body!!!!
I can't stop listening to thisYou can't sell your body! What would Paola think? Besides, you're pregnant from some guy off 4 Chan! He could be an E Diot!
edited 8th Nov '10 3:29:16 PM by ILoveDogs
Ah, quit worrying, this one's sure for success! See, I've got this stash of, ahem, specially made beer, yeah? Tastes great, got a good strong kick.
Wanna try selling some?
My new account at: EventuaHow can you think about booze at this time!?
...
God dammit, where's the vodka? I Need a Freaking Drink.
edited 9th Nov '10 3:50:28 AM by WakaLaka
If you told a bald man his head was useful in the fog he'd punch you in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.Narrator: Hilarity Ensues! In the next episode of... The Trope Soap Opera!
Mysterious Voice: The next episode will be shown after these messages.
<commercials for beer, vodka, etc>
Narrator: And now Back to the show!
edited 9th Nov '10 7:42:03 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.The man you married... was my evil twin!
edited 9th Nov '10 1:33:26 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy
Warning: Posts may cause derp.

Absolutely not! I will not allow any daughter of mine to date someone from 4chan!
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets