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LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#1: Nov 8th 2010 at 12:57:34 PM

Absolutely not! I will not allow any daughter of mine to date someone from 4chan!

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#2: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:00:50 PM

But father, you don't understand! I love him! Plus...

I'M PREGNANT WITH HIS BABIES! I'M HAVING TRIPLETS!

LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#3: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:02:35 PM

Young lady, you will get an abortion or I will disown you!

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#4: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:04:26 PM

I can't! If I do, his mother is going to kill me! I have to have these babies!

LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#5: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:05:17 PM

Then get out of my house!

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#6: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:07:40 PM

Fine! I was planning on leaving anyway!

And I'm taking the TV with me! -tries running off with it-

LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#7: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:11:19 PM

Beth, fetch my whipping belt.

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
E.H.Grayson Eventua from Earth Since: Mar, 2010
Eventua
#8: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:25:42 PM

Meanwhile, at the local pub...

-orders a drink-

Well, I've had this idea for a recent, ahem, 'job', alrigh'...

My new account at: Eventua
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#9: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:29:43 PM

Another job, huh? Didn't the last time with the police teach you your lesson? You need to lay low, or we're all in for it!

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#10: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:35:14 PM

-hobbles outside with the TV, approaches a car-

See, I told you he was just going to kick me out! Well, you ready to go?

nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#11: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:40:38 PM

María Adelaida, los cafetales de tu padre no dan más dinero. Tendrás que.... ¡¡¡¡vender tu cuerpo!!!!

*DRAMATIC CHORD*

Maria Adelaida, your dad's coffee plantation is not giving any more money. You'll have to.....sell your body!!!!

I can't stop listening to this
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#12: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:45:45 PM

But... but... I can't! I'm pregnant! Besides, it goes against my religion!

LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#13: Nov 8th 2010 at 3:03:09 PM

You will sell your body for this family!

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#14: Nov 8th 2010 at 3:28:44 PM

You can't sell your body! What would Paola think? Besides, you're pregnant from some guy off 4 Chan! He could be an E Diot!

edited 8th Nov '10 3:29:16 PM by ILoveDogs

MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#15: Nov 8th 2010 at 3:30:16 PM

No! I told you never to mention that name again! Paola has caused me nothing but pain and misery! She's dead to me!

vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy from the Canadian wastes Since: Oct, 2010
#16: Nov 8th 2010 at 3:49:40 PM

EVERYONE! Sorry to interrupt dinner, but... I'M GAY!

Warning: Posts may cause derp.
WakaLaka Sata Andagi from Raspberry Heaven Since: Sep, 2010
Sata Andagi
#17: Nov 9th 2010 at 2:30:30 AM

[[GASP]]

Why couldn't you have figured this out before we married!?

edited 9th Nov '10 2:37:46 AM by WakaLaka

If you told a bald man his head was useful in the fog he'd punch you in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.
E.H.Grayson Eventua from Earth Since: Mar, 2010
Eventua
#18: Nov 9th 2010 at 3:11:50 AM

Ah, quit worrying, this one's sure for success! See, I've got this stash of, ahem, specially made beer, yeah? Tastes great, got a good strong kick.

Wanna try selling some?

My new account at: Eventua
WakaLaka Sata Andagi from Raspberry Heaven Since: Sep, 2010
Sata Andagi
#19: Nov 9th 2010 at 3:49:47 AM

How can you think about booze at this time!?

...

God dammit, where's the vodka? I Need a Freaking Drink.

edited 9th Nov '10 3:50:28 AM by WakaLaka

If you told a bald man his head was useful in the fog he'd punch you in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.
AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#20: Nov 9th 2010 at 7:21:27 AM

Narrator: Hilarity Ensues! In the next episode of... The Trope Soap Opera!

Mysterious Voice: The next episode will be shown after these messages.

<commercials for beer, vodka, etc>

Narrator: And now Back to the show!

edited 9th Nov '10 7:42:03 AM by AlirozTheConfused

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy from the Canadian wastes Since: Oct, 2010
#21: Nov 9th 2010 at 1:32:10 PM

The man you married... was my evil twin!

edited 9th Nov '10 1:33:26 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy

Warning: Posts may cause derp.
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#22: Nov 9th 2010 at 2:07:17 PM

Ah, woe is I. I am an unloved family member, and the only thing to do is... go on a bloody rampage. -stabs person sitting next to me-

vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy from the Canadian wastes Since: Oct, 2010
#23: Nov 9th 2010 at 2:10:24 PM

Aaah! Now... you'll... never... know... the secret codes...

Warning: Posts may cause derp.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#24: Nov 9th 2010 at 2:31:45 PM

NOOOOOOOOO!!! TT_TT

HOW COULD YOU?! -slap-

LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#25: Nov 9th 2010 at 2:56:21 PM

That's it, go to your room!

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets

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