We are who we are and we are what we are. Why?
Who are you?
I am currently The Hero. Who needs rescuing/romancing/idealistic speeches?
[Placeholder for something snarky]I may need help slaying a world killing evil monster from the past...
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIWell, this is going to end well. I shall follow you for no other reason than to tape it and put it on You Tube. Call me Mimi.
Acid Rain is ruining the environment! Don't persue the dying in bad weather!The hat is at the center of the ninth circle of hell, surrounded by borg and combine and cobra agents and nazis And Zoidberg ...
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIOh, and here I thought this would be difficult. Here, I just have to put on a different armor. *The Hero has become Knight in Sour Armor* Goodness, how exciting. I can't wait for this adventure to start.
[Placeholder for something snarky]Well, *Pulls out Video Camera* I'm ready to follow. Please ignore me, I'll just be narrating.
Acid Rain is ruining the environment! Don't persue the dying in bad weather!OK! Everyone start walking! The used minivan store is over there! Say, why don't we tell a little about ourselves? I'm a level one Neutral Good Human martial artist who knows Le Parkour .
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((Yes, it's another of these "do-whatever-you-want" R Ps))
Hello!.. uhh.. who are you people..?