Kinkajou, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE!!! Has taken up the mantle of of KAMEN RIDER!! With his Infinity +1 Sword in hand shall he defend earth from the evil forces of the FOX corporation!! Coming fall 2015...
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*How can someone become bored in a world so interesting? If you're immortal, it's easy! Who Wants to Live Forever?: The Movie!
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Rallyfan9000: The Game! Fight legions of JRPG fanatics with FPS tactics!
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.The city has descended into chaos...
Crime runs rampant...
Only one can set it right...
"Tonight, this city gets scoured... HARD."
Schitzo's righteous rampage for justice and peace begins...
edited 29th Apr '10 11:27:07 PM by rallyfan9000
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.In the year XX 87, a kickass space marine named Rallyfan9000 came into our world. Rallyfan9000 had traveled time to stop the dark designs of the evil Dr. Meat.
However, after her defeat, Dr. Meat made 8 psychosexual monstrocities of her own to try and love Rallyfan9000 tenderly.
RALLYFAN 9000
FREEDOM, BIZNATCH!
edited 29th Apr '10 11:33:19 PM by Schitzo
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.Schitzo is a Deadpan Snarker in the movie Troper 2: Electric Boogaloo. Will Schitzo end up with a destructive addiction to TVTropes or will they find it to be a witty source of media tropes?
Locking you up on radar since '09On a visit to airshow Flanker gets lost looking for a restroom only to stumble upon badly injured man in a flight suit. The man gives him the suit and tells him to walk through a nearby door.
As Flanker finds himself holding the suit before the door his chased inside by mysterious men in black suits with pistols. Inside the shadows of the door a deep resonant female voice says welcome Navigator Pilot Flanker we launch in 10 seconds. What has Flanker stumbled into and will he survive the adventure.
Who watches the watchmen?Tuefel has become increasingly suspicious at the goings-on in his town during the night while he's on patrol. By the beam of his flashlight, he finds out that the town holds a dark secret— they host an Eldritch Abomination. Will he warn the others without looking like a mere lunatic? Or can he defeat it himself?
You're looking for this person.Outta The BLAM was just your ordinary Great Plains teenage girl, dealing with teenage things: friendship, romance, invasion of the Earth by the agents of the Chronal Soviet Union. It is up to BLAM in her identity as The Dakota Kid to save the Earth from the machinations of Premier Ivanof and his Soviet Superscience, all while dealing with the trails of teenage life-or at least pretending to deal with non-Eearth shattering events.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.In a world where movie sequels are as enjoyable as a heart attack, one man will go on a journey to rehash the premise from his last film into something almost halfway entertaining. This summer, sparks will fly in... Chabal 2: The Return of the Chabal.
edited 2nd May '10 11:55:41 AM by HilarityEnsues
A string of unrelated events that will all lead up to amusing misunderstandings and pratfalls, before the massive Crowning Moment Of Funny that is the movie's climax.
Chabal 2 stars as The Dark Fright in this summer blockbuster. He faces The Smoker, a chain-smoker who uses his bad breath to incapacitate his foes and commit crime.
Snoreham City only has one hope: THE. DARK. FRIGHT.
Locking you up on radar since '09The magus had prepared a powerful spell that would guarantee him immortality and invulnerability. He wasn't prepared for what the spell would do to him, though... Will he abandon his quest for his original body?
Chabal 2 takes over as Head Demon from Satan for a day... but the lesser demons are raising hell! How long can Chabal 2 keep his patience? Why is Satan going to Georgia?
Find out in...
THE DEMONING
Locking you up on radar since '09Blaine the m0n0 is a paranormal investigator. However, he gets trapped in a mansion with a murderous ghost who is out for revenge. Blaine has to survive for 3 nights in this forsaken building with two others who have been trapped here.
A horror film that will send chills up your spine!
edited 3rd May '10 5:06:09 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09

AHR. He must kill the guy.
But he IS the guy.
What should he do?
I'll tell you:
HE MUST HIT EVERYBODY
IN THE EYE
WITH A PLANK
REPEATEDLY
An useless name, a forsaken connection.