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Once upon a time, there was a kid from Florida who discovered the lost sacred amulet that gave Abraham Lincoln all his superpowers. Deciding to use the amulet on his own for truth, justice, and the American way, the kid from Florida goes about beating the everliving fuck out of everyone on the Republican presidential ballot... but how long can he keep beating those morons up before they discover his one weakness (a bullet in the head)?
A proud sociopath and fan of The Joker turns his life around and learns the true value of friendship.
edited 20th Nov '11 9:44:27 AM by SeanMurrayI
A tale of one man's gradual descent into misanthropy, and, upon accruing the necessary resources, his rise into power and subjugation of the entire human species, as Emperor Sean Murray the First. How long could this mad tyrant hold onto his throne before the inevitable uprisings from the peasants down below become too much for even him to handle?
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805Hartmut wasn't always a hero, he once was a hippie surfer kid who hung out in his garage playing his guitar, this all changed the day he met Really, Really Big Man and inspired to be just like him.
Once, there was a man. His name, was, Gaz, Bev, Moo. He, constantly paused, in the middle of, his sentences. But then one day, he died.
This is not, a story, about him. This is, a story about, everyone.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.Gaz Bev Moo.
A heroic tale of one person's demise into drink, drugs, and other... terrible things.
Specifically, Coca-Cola, Tylenol, and university education.
Watch the gripping tale, as he overcomes his addiction to learning, carbonated drinks, and modern medicine.
"The Person Who Stopped".
Coming to cinemas on Saturday 26th November.
edited 20th Nov '11 2:19:20 PM by Inhopelessguy
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Just when he thought all hope for convincing his Political Science class of his pro-EU position was lost, a girl from Eastern Europe arrives at his campus as a late transfer student and appears to hold similar opinions which bolster his confidence... but is this actually just a sinister ploy towards some other devious end, and is the Eastern European girl really a vampire?
A kid drinks 25 beers, has a wild adventure that that makes The Hangover look tame, and wakes up the following morning in a pool of his own vomit.
edited 20th Nov '11 2:29:56 PM by SeanMurrayI
Practicing his imitation of "The Scream"
◊, Gaz Bev Moo accidentally smushes his face, which turns into a goat's face.
Now, he must find a way to afford expensive plastic surgery before the high school prom, or else he'd have to wear a paper bag or something to hide his hideous goatface.
Damn, man, how am I supposed to top that last story I came up with for you on the fly? That shit would win a Best Picture Oscar, or $10,000 on Americas Funniest Home Videos (but not both). Well, here goes nothing...
This is the story of a small town boy living in a lonely world who leaves smelly, old Florida to fulfill the big dreams of moving to Los Angeles to become big, big star. But things don't go as planned, so he has to take a job working as a bag boy at a Stater Bros. in Orange County where the obscenely Republican population there causes him to turn into Abraham Lincoln and beat the everliving fuck out of everybody and SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT GODDAMMIT I CAN'T DO IT THAT LAST IDEA I HAD FOR YOU WAS TOO DAMN GOOD AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
edited 20th Nov '11 6:29:03 PM by SeanMurrayI
A strange creature wonders throughout a blank space, searching for a purpose in life.
Looking for some stories?Mik Man was just an ordinary Milkman, until the conspiracy of the goverment interfered with 2012 doomsday... Then he became Mik Man. Watch as Mik Man Saves the World in cinemeas now
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!A new superheroine comic about a highly athletic young woman, Sabrina Stone, who gains jewel-themed powers from a deity-blessed diamond she stumbled upon while wandering lost through a desert far from home (she had been training her body in different climates; her already Olympic-standard agility and endurance prompted her to ensure that she would be able to participate in the Games anywhere in the world were she to be selected). She manages to return home, and decides use these powers to fight the alarmingly active criminal empires that run rampant in her city.
Her powers enable a rather wide array of applications, including the abilities to create bright flashes of light and form blades of obsidian, to say nothing of her heavily boosted natural defenses.* Performing research on things like the cultural impact of certain gemstones throughout history can also help her to realise other abilities, like how amethysts were believed by the ancient Greeks to help prevent intoxication, or how people from the Middle Ages believed that holding an opal wrapped in a bay leaf would giver the bearer the power of invisibility.
As the story progresses, she runs into other superpowered people, both ally (such as the Tech Support Team, Zyon, and Golden Guy, her primary Love Interest), and enemy (including Pin Point, Dr. Gyrus and her arch-nemesis the Prismer). She also runs into problems regarding the peoples' perception that her powers are stereotypical as a female super, becoming the source of much internal conflict for her (given her own dislike of the 'girly girl' image).
(I'd just like to say that I'm actually really starting to like this particular concept, myself)
edited 22nd Nov '11 6:52:05 AM by TheHeroHartmut
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805It was a frightening thing, The Hero Hartmut found, coming to on the edge of the crowd, looking out over the ship's railing, his coat hiding his inexplicably blood-stained shirt. It was even more of a shock to hear screams of bloody murder coming from inside the ship. Now, Hartmut must deal with a paranoid ship and periodic blackouts while trying to figure out what the hell is going on...if he doesn't decide the key is his removal first.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.Zyxzy does stuff. People get annoyed at first by the lack of vowels, but eventually come to embrace it.
I think I might need some sugar. I have a lack of ideas here.
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)

Sean Murray was raised by very abusive parents causing him to grow into a Sociopath, wielding a gun and tacky blue shirt he goes on a rampage killing everyone he doesn't like, until oneday when everything changes, he meets T-Pain and gets to live his dream from when he was a small child who still had Empathy of going cross country in the bus of a rapper. All is well until a Joker Captain Eratz chases after them that is!
edited 20th Nov '11 9:37:34 AM by GazBevMoo