In a world where sweets are artificial and half the time sour.
One man had a plan.
His life had condensed to one desire...
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mega Man and Bisected8 are
CAKE, FUCK YEAH
What do you mean, I read the wrong script? I guess I'm just ...
edited 4th Dec '10 8:24:19 AM by CTrombley
Mathematics Is A Language.Flanker legion. The most prestigous legion in the empire. Each Flanker is designated a number, and are experts at teamwork against alien and supernatural threats.
But what happens when the newest Flanker is seperated from the legion, in the hive of the deadliest alien menace in the galaxy?
Find out on... FLANKER 66
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."It was the year of reconstruction. Of rebuilding. Of robots. It was...
Anno R
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.John Wolfe was a mercenary living the high life. Everything seemed to go well until after one disasterous op, in which he was left for dead. Escaping through sheer luck, he swore revenge on his former allies, adopting the moniker
BLACK WOLFE
Coming to theatres 2011
edited 4th Dec '10 8:42:45 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09In a world where White Wolf dominated a tiny portion of the tabletop game market.
One man had the courage to stand up...
Except he was a wolf...
So he didn't really stand, like on his hind legs that would be stupid. He stood up metaphorically.
Point is, he drew a line in the sand...
Okay, so he just wrote a tabletop role playing game.
One wolf, one desire -
Randy Quaid IS
Mathematics Is A Language.Anno was a legendary hero, killed at the close of the great cataclysm known as the Cyber Wars. Legend has it that his program data still roams the aether, and that if someone pure of heart and conviction were to reclaim the data, Anno would be reborn.
Join an unlikely group of heroes on their quest to revive the greatest hero of all time...
ANNO R
Programming begins 2012
Locking you up on radar since '09You must listen to the above while reading this.
1966. The Vietnam War is in full swing. When a lone platoon gets trapped behind enemy lines, they must face all of the horrors of a war that is not theirs. They must do things they have never contemplated. They must strike. They must earn the name:
Flanker '66
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.David Liermann was just for average joe, when he found out is girlfriend was running a shelter for stray dogs!
Now, he has to protect the shelter from an evil dogcatcher, while finding a home fore all the dogs!
I LOVE DOGS-The Movie.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up." Andy N. Orwell was a small town guy with a dead end job and a cheating girlfriend. But just as he started figuring out that his life sucked, his friends drag him into going to an overnight party they're having. The party starts off normal, but suddenly a curse comes around that turns everyone into their TV Tropes forum avatars, and Andy gets turned into a chick with fiery red hair and a katana. Can Andy and the others find a way to get back to their normal bodies... that is, if they want to go back? Find out in the most epic film to grace theaters during 2011!
He's A She, coming Summer 2011, starring Anno R. Based on a not-so-true story.
Just...don't even mind that this existed and look at Nathaniel's. It is soooooooo much better than this measly thing.
Ginny already said that. -facepalms-
you guys are SOOOOOO lazy...
edited 4th Dec '10 11:15:30 AM by Tre
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Anno R is a young hothead dreaming of an adventure like nothing else in the middle of the grey mundane life. He's always thought to his sorrow that he could never be anything more and live the most unremarkable life as an underachieving, good-for-nothing dreamer while everyone else goes ahead in life to achieve better fortunes.
Thus he decides to take the opportunity when the world as he knows it shatters on the event of a terrifying invasion. Yr-Mhebonigl, The Dragon of the Woods with a Thousand Spawn(source: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/gens/evilgod.html)
, tired of the world he sees as stagnant and disgraceful to the legacy of the Creators, decides to put forth a plan to rebuild the world from its foundations up and remake it, destroying any semblance to the old in the process.
The Eliminators of Menace are in a desperate need for help in defending the Reality Creation Gems so long guarded. Anno sees his chance, along with a few other exceptionally daring individuals.
What help and hindrance can an equally hotheaded girl bring to Anno? To what lengths are each of his newfound allies ready to go and at what costs? What hidden threat can the Eliminators actually pose to Anno? As Anno joins the massive war in order to gain fame and fortune, he finds out many terrifying secrets about the Dragon, the Gems, legendary heroes he's admired, true natures of his allies as well as some secrets even he didn't know of himself before. The special bits of knowledge Anno will seek may either grant him his wildest dreams or unspeakable hell beyond any belief.
What Anno values the most may not even be what he thinks and to lose it would be the most crushing blow not only to him, but to the world he's sworn to defend....
edited 4th Dec '10 11:12:15 AM by NathanielTheSeeker
In a World… where no one can find where they left their personal belongings, one man will Walk the Earth in search of what everyone has misplaced.
They call him... The Seeker, he's been searching low and high.
In theaters everywhere Summer 2011.
edited 4th Dec '10 11:27:03 AM by SeanMurrayI
Even the largest ham in the world wants to leave a legacy.
Sean Murray: The First
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOA supernatural thriller that will keep you at the edge of your seat. A mysterious cult which has for millenium worshiped the most horrible an ancient of all dieties. It's name is
Noaqiyeum
This is not meant as a personal attack your handle sounds like a good name for an Eldritch Abomination that's all.
edited 4th Dec '10 10:03:20 PM by RhymeBeat
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.^^In dreams, he walks with you. In dreams, he talks to you. Noaqiyeum is the creepiest motherfucker to ever invade your subconsciousness.
(I wasn't exactly ninja'd, but I didn't want to delete what I typed, either.)
^In a World… where no one can stand the heat, one girl is taking it to the streets, and moving her feet, to the rocksteady beat... of "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
Rhyme Beat: If you don't tap your foot to her beat, then the rhythm is gonna get you!
edited 4th Dec '10 10:10:12 PM by SeanMurrayI
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An average guy with an extreme love for the nightmarish by day, a guy named Noah has a pretty epic life, chilling on the Internet with a hot girlfriend and any movie he could ever want in his giant, somewhat scary yet awesome collection. Then, disaster strikes, and Noah loses it all to an Italian mobster. Now, as a mysterious figure known only as an unpronounceable name, Noah is dead set on one thing and one thing only... revenge.
He'll do anything for the movies.
Noaqiyeum (No-Aw-Key-Oom)
Coming Summer 2012 To Theaters Everywhere
(next poster: if anything, make a sequel to Stuck. plez don't be lazy.)
RB. Best swordmaster on the block. Sneaky, stealthy and effective, she's got a plan for everything and everyone she's ever faced. Seems as if nothing can stop her.
Then SM happened. Hotheaded, hammy and hellishly accurate with a katana, the new kid on the block might just be able to beat RB at her own game, and she's not happy about it. But when all of their colleagues form a coup against her, RB's got to work together with SM if either of them want to survive.
Double Ninja'd. Coming Summer 2011.
edited 4th Dec '10 10:18:46 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘2031 AD, Tre is a world famous writer... who is only known for a single work and wishes everyone could remember him for something else. Anything else. When staged publicity stunts fail to achieve this with hilarious consequences, it's time for something a bit more drastic that's going to take a lot more arm-twisting and quite a few bad looks... Writing a sequel.
Stuck 2, November 2012
He was just another guy... until one day, he got The Call: he was destined to be emperor!
Now, will the little-known country of Murria be able to withstand the rule of the young and experienced long lost heir to the throne?
Coming soon to a theatre near you...
Sean Murray I
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.Previously, he was known only as a symbol - S, to those who had been properly introduced to him and lived. But now, the world's best-trained, best-equipped spy has a new mission: infiltrate the enemy's military as an ordinary soldier.
This summer: S, GRUNT
edited 4th Dec '10 10:38:39 PM by Noaqiyeum
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOHe was just an ordinary guy with a love of everything nightmarish, when one day, the unthinkable happens. Now, watch as Noaqiyuem battles his way through hell itself, taking on the biggest and baddest abominations known to man... and even more that aren't!
Prophesy of the lost: Noa's peregrination.

In theaters this year... one man will kick infinity and make it stand up... and then cut it in half.
BISECTED 8! see it or be square!
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.