Invent a story premise based around the above poster

In a world of black cats, one has the worst luck of them all.

Jinxed Blackcat is Jinxed Blackcat in: Jinxed Blackcat.

e historians dedicated to these two and their relationship. To top it all off, both of them died on the same day hours from one another. The

Kenshiro is a humble comedian. However, when he is discredited by his rival, El Jerkassio, he is cast out of the business. Can he claw his way back to the top and deal with El Jerkassio once and for all?

Locking you up on radar since '09

Flanker 66 is a heroic air force pilot. When he's shot down over enemy territory, can he and his team get out alive?

X 1 Kyriaki, doctor and surgeon, desperately seeks a purpose in life. but when a mysterious and horribly-injured cyborg turns up on her shift and the hospital is locked down by the government for sinister reasons, will she be able to cope with the ensuing chaos and find love at the heart of it all?

X 1 Kyriaki: a movie. Coming next September!

edited 23rd May '10 2:18:04 PM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex

Sullen is an ordinary high school student with blue hair and a bad case of kleptomania.

Frog is a cyborg from another planet, three thousand years in the future.

This summer, they'll have to learn to get along if they're going to share an apartment, save the Earth from hordes of alien locusts, and find true love.

I didn't write any of that.

Meta Four: a formidable warrior who sealed away his powers once he saw the terrible destruction they could bring.

However...

Meta will need them once again: join Meta Four on his epic quest against the evil threatening the lands of Reluss!

edited 23rd May '10 2:33:19 PM by Flanker66

Locking you up on radar since '09

Flanker66 is a superintelligent squid who just escaped the lab of the mad scientist who created him. Can he survive in the outside world? And more importantly, can he fulfill his dream of becoming a firefighter?

I didn't write any of that.

Meta Four is a concept of eighth-dimensional superilluminous illustrated primers. Can it fulfill its longing of transcending the hyperion-prime rotosky effect?

An useless name, a forsaken connection.

THAT'S A WIN RIGHT THERE. Seriously, I laughed in real life.

Meet Krrackknut - a space mercenary with an appetite for DOOM! He'll wisecrack and 'splode his way through deep space with no semblance of plot, driven by Rule of Cool to victory!

~Pirka

in a world of pancakes ONE girl has a revelation

(dramatic tone)

all toaster toast toast.

(horror movie echo sound)

and will die because of it

(horror movie echo) (scene of girl being chased by pancakes with butcher knives)

pirka, a movie so scary it was banned in finland

e historians dedicated to these two and their relationship. To top it all off, both of them died on the same day hours from one another. The

Someone has stolen all of Kenshiro's cakes, And That's Terrible! He'll search high and low to find them with the help of his friend Mr. Skipperdoo... and he'll need your help counting to make sure he's found them all.

An edutainment short to teach the kids how to count to forty: Kenshiro 1-2-3!

edited 24th May '10 1:30:55 AM by MetaFour

I didn't write any of that.

Meta Four is an out-of-work action movie hero. When there's an explosion at the special effects factory, can he save everyone, or are they all doomed to die a really cheesy-looking death?

A young girl wakes up to find that she is a cyborg, with powers that could destroy the world! Codename: X 1 Kyriaki can now be bought at your local game store!

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake

Kinkajou is looking to get out of the arms dealing business - but he'll have to blast 5.56mm holes in his former colleagues to do it.

Enter this web of intrigue, really freakin' huge weapons, and lavish descriptions of various tech and become enraptured.

Locking you up on radar since '09

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Yes, it's Flanker! The ninja bird plane gunner...thing....

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

Cake-pie: a culinary revolution. Tonight's documentary will focus on its inventor.

Chabal 2 lives for one thing and one thing only... Fear. And he's going to get it any way he can. But can this little demon prove to be a big fright?

For your consideration: Kyriaki, an ordinary journalist checking into a hotel, little realizing that the breaking story that brought him here would soon be the least of his concerns. He's spending the night in... The Twilight Zone.

I didn't write any of that.

An order of people called "tropers" assemble once in a while. One of the more powerful ones is called Meta Four.

Another green world.

Hear that? It's the cry of the hounds. It's the call of I Love Dogs. Can he convince the wolf lord to stop his awful raid on humanity?

G'day

In a World… of Grammar Nazis...

One mon dares to use 0 instead of o...

Armed with only a Nice Hat...

Can he survive getting run out of town?

Blaine The M0n 0!

C0ming s00n to a theater near y0u!

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

When Malkyrian's mentor, the master wizard Wizzaro is found bleeding to death outside their castle, Malkyrian swears revenge on the evil being who did this. Who did it? What's Malkyrian's gender? All this and more will be revealed in

MALKYRIAN: WARLOCK'S VENGEANCE

Malkyrian's gender is -train whistle-

Locking you up on radar since '09

Flanker66 had always dreamed of flying through the skies on a jet, those great devices. Though he was just a plot of single-engine prop planes, the dream never fully left him. One day, the airfield he was at was consumed by an inexplicable green mist, knocking everyone out. He awoken, to find the airfield in the middle of a blasted wasteland littered with mechanical ruins underneath a green sun. now, along with the others from the airfield, he must endure life on this hellhole, and hopefully find a way home.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.

Hidden in the shadows behind society's peaceful facade, an inexplicable force go forth and dealt vigilante justice to those beyond the outstretch arm of the law.

Their name?

Zyxzy

Lux-Pain Lulzblog

A girl alone in a dark world, with the ability to manipulate sound waves to defend against cannibals and unpleasant people!