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Tzetze is the star of a horror comedy series in which he ends up as the only normal human living in a house of shapeshifters when an incident involving a dog, liquid eyeliner and a travel guide to Amsterdam gets him expelled from his dorm in his second week of college.
The plot thickens as he slowly begins to discover that his roommates want him living with them for a reason—an experiment to see if a normal can be made into one of them. One night, he meets one of the other subjects locked in a cage in the basement. Said subject was once an art student with a focus in sculpture, but is now a shapeless, fleshy blob who constantly must sculpt and re-sculpt his own body parts. He says the other experiments all died, and that Tzetze must escape before meeting an unspeakable fate.
Tzetze's only hope of escape is to transfer schools, but the hilariously convoluted bureocracy of it all makes things difficult. Can he get through the web of paperwork and get out before it's too late?
Ce ne pas un post.
Harmattane is a well-to-do and crafty gentleman who has purchased a new house. To celebrate, she threw an extravagant party. She was unable to enjoy it, however, because she was distracted by the way the mansion was full of more people than she'd seen come through the door...
An uneasy week of trickery and traveling later, she discovered a hideous and inhuman corpse in a back room she never knew she had. Surrounding the monster were love letters and poems and songs, all to her, and a single yellowed photo of her from a dark time she had destroyed all evidence of: It was of her, as a dark and thoughtful child, standing in the observation room of the mental hospital abroad she'd spent three months of her childhood in.
Why was the abomination in love with her? How long had it been stalking her? Since her childhood? Even earlier, before she was even born and just a spirit in the mist? How will she defend herself from the wicked messengers and friends of the creature, who believed she killed it? Will it involve looking through the eyes of her beloved pet cats to see the veils overlaying our world? Probably.
Yes, this story was utter shit. Skip me.
edited 24th Apr '10 11:36:31 PM by MadeofMeat
Shop Owner
Made Of Meat. A peculiar individual in a weird world. Studying Abominations was their passion, Made Of Meat also had a promising career career in medicine. Everything changed when a series of unexplainable murders happen in quick sucession around Made Of Meat. Now they has to prove their own innocence and solve the murders by themself.
Pretty awful
vandro awakens one day to find that he is not in his bed anymore but laying in an open field. He has somehow gotten himself in a suite of armor as well. Wandering about vandro spots a group of brigands harassing what appear to be poor farmers. Brining his sword to bear, vandro chases off the criminals and escorts the grateful peasants to their village.
Confirming his suspicions, vandro sees that he has been trasported to a mystical land stuck in the middle ages. Using his superior knowledge from the 21st century, vandro works to make the lives of the villagers better while keeping them safe from those who might oppress them.
After awhile the local nobles hear of him and offer to take him into their services, vandr refuses which earns him their wrath. Now the local kings and nobles prepare to destroy vandro and his villages before vandro can form his own army with modern technology to conquer them. In doing so they inadvertantly cause vandro to do just that.
edited 24th Apr '10 11:49:42 PM by Scholastica
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
Vandro is known as El Guerrero De Plata. Clad in armor of gold and wielding The Blade That Shall Poke Hell, he scours the wasteland in search of the man who stole his platform shoes.
Scholastica is not having a good day. His girlfriend has left him for their landlord, his falcon "King" has gone AWOL and his hallucinations seem to be getting worse
Ultimately, it is revealed that his perception of reality is merely his waking life. Each person he has interacted with is merely another part of himself. The more he learns, the lonelier he gets.
His genderflipped apparition doesn't take too kindly to his eagerness. The back of her hand is the last thing he sees.
edited 24th Apr '10 11:56:32 PM by Schitzo
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
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Schitzo is a normal man. This all changes when he starts experiencing hallucinations. Things go from puzzling to horrifying when we learn that whatever he hallucinates becomes reality! Who is behind these hallucinations, and why are they doing it?
There's no space in the name.
J Bridge lives a normal life. He is happy and carefree until one day he is abducted in the middle of the night. The next thing he knows he is droped on an alien planet alongside dozens of others. They are left beside what seems to be a fort will with supplies, tools, food and weapons. Outside the fort reside vicious monsters and other alien species who seem bent on destroying J Bridge and the other humans. Can J Bridge survive the alien world and its horrors? Can he survive the infighting as the humans around him fight each other for order and power?
And can he fight the aliens that started this all for a cheap Reality TV show on their home planet?
edited 25th Apr '10 12:30:43 AM by Scholastica
Sapient Blob of Tofu
Everything was going great for Scholastica. Then, ONE DAY
Scholastica was...A TURNIP!
Now Scholastica's finding out that being a Turnip, isn't all it's cracked up to be! (Cut to sequence of Turnip!Scholastica desperately fleeing from a stampeding horde of Babushkas)
Again with the data mining, dear Aunt?
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
Korgmeister and DJ Blackmoon: Crime Fighting Duo.
Tonight's episode: "Excuse me, while I thrill the sky".
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Not here, look elsewhere
Korgmeister. Half German, half Japanese giant who rides a spider-piano-tank and wages war against half-dinosaur mutants to set free humanity.
HE PUNCHES MONSTERS
IN THE FACE
Schitzo: A wacky, bizarre, Loony Tunes-esque anthology of a series of adventures featuring a genderless, sexless being who likes cheese and has many, many, many, many enemies.
edited 25th Apr '10 12:52:38 AM by krrackknut
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Dreams of Revenge
In this series, Krrackknut delves into the realm of crazed demons. Little do they know that Krrackknut is far crazier than any of them.
GASP... as Krrackknut punches an army of demons in the groin. Repeatedly.
LAUGH... as Krrackknut spouts witty one-liners.
SOB... as you see him navigate a tacked on poorly devised romantic sub-plot.
Locking you up on radar since '09
In the skies over Terium, war is beginning. A horde of mysterious flying creatures keep the citizens in a constant war, their reasons unknown. Follow the mysterious Ace Pilot "Flanker" and his squad as they fight back against the winged terror with their magically upgraded biplanes!
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
Lurker
Once upon a time, Lemurian was just your average Touhou fanboy. Until he tried to introduce it to the wrong person, and got shot dead for his trouble. But then something strange happened. He came back as a ghost with an empathic connection to the characters from Touhou, allowing him to summon them. Now, Lemurian uses his powers to fight crime with his Touhou friends and spread the glory of Touhou even further.
Dreams of Revenge
"The Jackal" is a secret agent dedicated to defeating the mysterious terrorist organisation that is attempting to gain control of the UK - and eventually the entire world. He only has 94 hours to do it. You will be riveted to your seat as you watch The Jackal get involved in some of the most hard-hitting action this decade, all in a wide variety of beautiful locales.
"A techno-thriller for the ages" - Generic Film Magazine (GFM)
edited 25th Apr '10 3:14:07 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
Dog Lover had a rough life after coming home from the military. His only friend was the dog he had owned since childhood. And now it's kidnapped by criminals. *switchblade click* Shit just got real.
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
Lemurian, starring in new blockbuster kids' movie, must save ALL Touhou chars from enemy knowns as.... LOLICON FAN BASE!!!
Too lazy to figure anything brilliant.
edited 25th Apr '10 5:55:10 AM by SpookyMask
I'm Only Sleeping
Spooky Mask, even more Chaotic Neutral than The Mask!
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Not here, look elsewhere
^ The Persona mask is the most dangerous weapon in the universe, able to turn monsters to madness and scare gods into sheer, abject, terror.
Hilarity ensues as it falls into the hands of a regular guy known as Spooky.
^^ Many years ago, the legions of the lost and the damned knocked very hard on the doors of the Overworld. The gods forged a bracer that transferred the power of the craftiest, cleverest, most cunning animals within it; the monkey. The greatest of the god-heroes wore that bracer and beat back the monsters. The bracer went on to give any who wore it to become gods themselves; Hanuman, Sun Wukong, Tzatlchioptl...
And now that weapon is in the hands of a young Filipino boy.
edited 25th Apr '10 6:15:50 AM by krrackknut
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
krrackknut, the Lord of grave on his EPIC quest to crush the nuts of heretics! No, you won't get your money back for watching this movie!!! Rated X.
Embrace the mindscrew
In the world of Aum, men and monsters have fought each other since as long as anyone can remember, over a cause all have forgotten. But one day, a monster saves the human Spooky Mask after he was buried in an avalanche. Now, having realized the true nature of the beasts, he seeks to end this needless war.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Not here, look elsewhere
Welcome to the mad, contradictory, surreal, and crazy world of Zyxzy, the mind of a heroin-addicted, glue-sniffing barbarian superhero. Let us all Dadadadadadadadadadadadadadada...
edited 25th Apr '10 7:11:47 AM by krrackknut
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Krracknut, the sole survivor of a ancient clan of killers, tries desperately to reintegrate himself into society. All the while trying to cope with the instincts that have been bred into him over generations. then suddenly, ROBOTS ATTACK!!
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Part-Time Omen of Death
Leanan, a sidhe, goes on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge to slaughter anyone and everyone who has ever mistaken her for a vampire.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Inspired by Tofu's harem thread, of course. And something in Troper Updates.
melloncollie is a studious candidate for her school's coveted valedictorian status, and with it, guaranteed success. Intelligent and sardonic, she has no need for society and nobody has hope of surpassing her. Until it comes to light... that she is the reincarnation of a famous hero that saved the world centuries ago! Now forced out of her element into a Shōnen adventure, can she save the day while finding her true self?!
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