-Comes out of kitchen with machine gun-
You people think you can all just come in here and kill all my lovers!?!? All of them!?!
Well, guess what? -Starts firing at cops- TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES!
Just a teapot
-Pulls out shot gun- No one will ever take me away from my true loves. I would rather kill them myself than let us be seperated!
Insert witty one-liner here.
Oh? An army, here? What'd we do? -does not resist arrest-
-stares in shock when Tre gets shot as is being led away-
Just a teapot
-Wipes blood off of face-
I'm finished dear. Now that I took care of those nasty men who dared get between us I would like to take it easy. A nice snuggle on the couch woud be nice.
Insert witty one-liner here.
-Shoots police officer standing behind Liisiko-
You missed one, dear! Now, lets all snuggle and talk about how much we love each other and how we will be together! Forever and ever...And ever!
Just a teapot
Yes. For ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.
No one will ever get in the way.
Uh oh...The couch was covered in blood during that little misunderstanding. We need to go get a new one.
Insert witty one-liner here.
Yes, let us travel to the furniture store...After we get rid of these pesky bodies, of course!
Oh, dear!' With so many police people dead, we will need disguises before we go out!
Just a teapot
I can dig a hole to put them in. I find digging a grave relaxing at the end of a long hard day.
You oculd put them near your beautiful rose garden!
Now, let's see... -Goes threw closet where he keeps clothes from all his old victims.-
Just a teapot
I'll see if I can seal a uniform off one of the bodies. I might be able to find one that isn't too bloody.
Insert witty one-liner here.
Those two getting all buddy-buddy behind my back? Unforgivable! >:(
-breaks free slaughtering all remaining officers who managed to get away-
Aww, now my new wedding dress is all mucked up.
No time - I gotta head back and stop whatever hanky panky those two are up to...
-hijacks a vehicle-
Oh... I didn't mean to....
YOU WILL ALL DIE A TERRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH!
I'm so sorry....
I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD WITH A RUSTY BUTCHER KNIFE AND EAT YOUR SOUL!
Usually here.
Just a teapot
It's Okay. You can help us pick out furniture since we are all going to be together forever. You can talk things over with the sales person to get us a good deal right?
edited 12th Oct '10 9:23:18 AM by Liisiko
Insert witty one-liner here.
-Walks out in long dress, make up and wig-
Oh, Liisiko, remember this? From that foolish young woman who had the nerve to tell me that she loved you!
-Giggles mischeviously-
She had to die, of course.
Just a teapot
wow you look wonderful in a dress. I found a top hat and bathrobe I think will do the trick for me.
Insert witty one-liner here.
I love all of you! Espescially you^! *licks lips*
Just a teapot
Aww...Thats so sweet. Just don't do anything to get in the way of all my other true loves and we can all get along just fine. Now get in costume we need to find a couch big enough for us all to cuddle on.
Yes, let us go get our couch for cuddling! And slaughter any one who gets in our way!
Professional Nerd
Wavey-chan, I see you have a new friend!
One that isn't me.
...We're going to have to fix that.
edited 13th Oct '10 11:46:45 AM by Sparkysharps
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
You still have me.
Just a teapot
Yay. Love is the best thing ever. I never let anyone ruin it.
Yes, love is amazing!
And I'm not going to let anyone ruin it for me.
Just a teapot
I found the couch but we have a little problem. Someone saw through my cover. I had to kill a whole store full of people.
However, there is some good news. The couch was free.
Hey, it's me who's going to marry Wavey-chan in Sweden.
I've got a plane hijacked and everything.
Your guns are no match for my love. Even if you kill me I'll still be here and I'll still do anything for you.
Insert witty one-liner here.