Alright, I confess. I'm actually an alternate account used by Churchill for ban-evading. Now that my identity * has been revealed, I will continue posting "what are shit" threads all over Forum Games before I get nuked into oblivion.
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!Hey Hitler, you know they recently found some new pictures of your girlfriend/wide/mistress/whatever
. How does that make you feel?
Two things:
1. The portal wasn't created by IJBM. When IJBM was created, the portal somehow materialised by itself. Some say it transported itself into the subforum, and that the portal was sentient and nearly as old as the universe itself.
2. Yes, Eva and I did come through the portal, but Eva mysteriously disappeared during the final hours of IJBM, when everything turned to shit and all the monsters were coming through. I haven't seen her since IJBM was destroyed by Fast Eddie.
edited 16th Mar '11 3:02:40 AM by AdolfHitler
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!I MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO MY EVA
...also, somebody brought up backstory stuff above, and it got me thinking: what if I made a post that told my entire backstory in detail, and linked to it every single time someone wanted to know about it?
edited 16th Mar '11 4:45:49 AM by AdolfHitler
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
I was born in Austria. I had lots of siblings, my mother was ill, and my father was a coward who didn't fight in a war; that latter part is what makes me distrust other Austrians. Anyway, I went to Germany to study in art college, and I nearly got drowned by some Jewish assassin from the future; from that day on, I have hated Jews.
So, I flunked art college (despite being a brilliant artist), and protested against the government before being arrested. While I was in prison, I wrote a book called "Mein Kampf", which was a pretty cool story about my views on the world. Eventually I got out of prison and ran for politics; while doing so, I decided to make the Jews a "fall race", so to speak, for Germany's various economic problems. The people sided with me, I got voted in and killed some dirty communists, etc.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up sending Germany into another war with the so-called "allied forces". I tried to invade the USSR, they fucked my army over with their shitty cold weather, and towards the end of the war I hid in an underground bunker in Berlin, along with my beloved Eva and a bunch of tired German soldiers. As the allied forces marched on Berlin, things became ever more desperate, and I was almost Driven to Suicide. I was about to get a gun to shoot myself and Eva when, all of a sudden, BAM! Both of us were teleported into this "IJBM".
Eva disappeared, I stayed in IJBM in a depressed state shitposting all the time. My first post was in a thread about snails or something. Anyway, soon enough I discovered that IJBM was housing an interdimensional portal that sucked me and Eva through time. Fast Eddie then issued a message that he would delete IJBM from the site; he publically stated that it was because the subforum caused too much trouble (related to trolling and complaining and shit), but the real reason (which he revealed to me and a few others through PM's) was that something nasty was going to come through the portal. So, Fast Eddie and myself teamed up to destroy IJBM; he had the deletion powers, but he needed to charge them up (hence why he didn't nuke the thing immediately); my job was to stay in IJBM during its final days and hold off the various nasty things that came through, or tried to come through. Along the way, I found Eva again (
), and found a friendly adversary in Darth Vader; both eventually helped fight off the monsters in IJBM.
After a while, Fast Eddie finally destroyed IJBM, and closed the portal forever, trapping Eva and myself in this universe. Unfortunately, I haven't seen Eva since the destruction of IJBM, and it has made my life feel somewhat aimless, which is why I spend all my time shitposting in this thread.
DA END
edited 16th Mar '11 5:05:16 AM by AdolfHitler
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!Hitler, baby, I GOTTA do your movie. It's going to be FABULOUS! It will have drama, action, anachronistic music choices and ramping. Lots and lots of ramping. I can promise you ramping. You're going to trade in your swastika tattoo for a ramp stamp. If I directed a movie about a ramping baron, it would be called There Will Be Ramping. Rampramp rampramp ramp ramp ramp ramp, Rampelodeon!
Anyway, have your people call my people, we'll do ramp lunch. Ciao!

Sorry for the deliberate, page-topping doublepost, but I've got a question. Serious one, too.
Would I be allowed to start a liveblog where I liveblog various threads on the forum? I would keep it humourous, and avoid my usual Jew-bashing.
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!