You know who else hates Hitler? STALIN.
So, I've got a problem. I really, really want to post in this thread
because I get mentioned. I want to post in that thread to give my perspective on things, have a reasonable discussion about why I value my dog over some Jews I never met... but as you all know, my presence in serious threads completely derails them into silliness.
I know threads around here are derail-friendly, but there's a perfectly good serious discussion going on there, and I can't take part and add my invaluable insight into the subject because "lol hitler sockpuppet".
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!I can understand why tropers would be hesitant to take me seriously. After all, what would you do if some guy on the internet called "Adolf Hitler" wanted to debate with you? You'd assume that he/she was a troll, that's what you'd do.
I suppose I could have a cross-thread debate, with me staying here and answering various questions posed to me by the denizens of that thread, but that might still count as derailment. And, y'know, get me banned for "trolling".
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!Not me specifically, just tropers who are named after historical figures. Which amounts to, like, three people — myself, Stalin, and that Churchill guy who got banned for starting all those "what are shit" threads in Forum Games.
EDIT: grammur failz
edited 14th Mar '11 5:02:25 AM by AdolfHitler
Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!

I wanted a tiger once. So I asked my mother and father to buy me one. They said it was too dangerous, but I think they actually just didn't want to pay to have one shipped in from Africa. Possibly because there are no tigers in Africa. But anyways, I asked my mother and father to buy me a tiger, 'cause I'd seen this old comic strip from like a decade before I was born where this little boy had adventures with his tiger and crashed his wagon and stuff and I wanted to do that too. Even though I don't have a big open forest to ride a wagon through like the boy and his tiger did, since I live in the middle of the Cleveland Metropolitan Area.
But anyways, Mother and Father said I couldn't have a tiger but I could have a cat. So they got me one. A little black kitten. I named him Morris Fuller Benton, because he reminded me of Alternate Gothic, but Mother said Alternate Gothic wasn't a very good name for a kitty. And I suppose I have to agree, though that's a shame, 'cause I can't think of a typeface that would make a good name for a kitty.
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