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Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1701: Mar 8th 2011 at 5:07:53 PM

I wanted a tiger once. So I asked my mother and father to buy me one. They said it was too dangerous, but I think they actually just didn't want to pay to have one shipped in from Africa. Possibly because there are no tigers in Africa. But anyways, I asked my mother and father to buy me a tiger, 'cause I'd seen this old comic strip from like a decade before I was born where this little boy had adventures with his tiger and crashed his wagon and stuff and I wanted to do that too. Even though I don't have a big open forest to ride a wagon through like the boy and his tiger did, since I live in the middle of the Cleveland Metropolitan Area.

But anyways, Mother and Father said I couldn't have a tiger but I could have a cat. So they got me one. A little black kitten. I named him Morris Fuller Benton, because he reminded me of Alternate Gothic, but Mother said Alternate Gothic wasn't a very good name for a kitty. And I suppose I have to agree, though that's a shame, 'cause I can't think of a typeface that would make a good name for a kitty.

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
GenericBot Generic Bot Since: Jan, 2011
Generic Bot
#1702: Mar 8th 2011 at 5:08:13 PM

^^Hm....I might advise against it. Only because tigers are an endangered species and you might get into a great deal of trouble.

Also, we've breached 1700 posts.

^ You are a very cute little girl.

edited 8th Mar '11 5:08:49 PM by GenericBot

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Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1703: Mar 8th 2011 at 5:10:03 PM

Well, so now tigers would be ever more endangered, resulting to higher protection. See, I did it a favour.

WizardDuck Pony Fanboy from Equestria Since: Jul, 2010
Pony Fanboy
#1704: Mar 8th 2011 at 9:59:21 PM

I have not yet strut around as other self today.

Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1707: Mar 8th 2011 at 10:53:01 PM

You know who else used the word "me"? HITLER.

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#1708: Mar 8th 2011 at 10:57:14 PM

Hitler is stupid and needs to fuck off.

Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1709: Mar 8th 2011 at 11:41:59 PM

You know who else uses the word "Hitler"? HITLER.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#1710: Mar 8th 2011 at 11:42:53 PM

You know who else was Hitler? HITLER.

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Belial Since: Sep, 2011
#1713: Mar 9th 2011 at 2:40:30 AM

So if Hitler's a troper now, does that mean that 90% of the mentions he gets on this forum are personal attacks?

AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#1714: Mar 9th 2011 at 2:52:37 AM

[up] Yes, yes it does.

Hitler is stupid and needs to fuck off.

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#1716: Mar 9th 2011 at 3:12:41 AM

"Oh, hey Pluto, AHA!"

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#1717: Mar 9th 2011 at 2:41:07 PM

"GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT"

*insert in-bad-taste- joke about concentration camps and war crimes*

Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1718: Mar 9th 2011 at 2:43:36 PM

Hitler is stupid and needs to fuck off.

You know who else hates Hitler? STALIN.

Therefore, hating Hitler is bad.

AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#1719: Mar 9th 2011 at 3:37:26 PM

Therefore, hating Hitler is bad.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1720: Mar 9th 2011 at 3:51:11 PM

Even though you are an omnicidal maniac who really deserves to die, you're still kawaii.

edited 9th Mar '11 3:59:34 PM by Nightwire

AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#1721: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:47:06 AM

So, I've got a problem. I really, really want to post in this thread because I get mentioned. I want to post in that thread to give my perspective on things, have a reasonable discussion about why I value my dog over some Jews I never met... but as you all know, my presence in serious threads completely derails them into silliness.

I know threads around here are derail-friendly, but there's a perfectly good serious discussion going on there, and I can't take part and add my invaluable insight into the subject because "lol hitler sockpuppet".

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#1723: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:55:51 AM

I can understand why tropers would be hesitant to take me seriously. After all, what would you do if some guy on the internet called "Adolf Hitler" wanted to debate with you? You'd assume that he/she was a troll, that's what you'd do.

I suppose I could have a cross-thread debate, with me staying here and answering various questions posed to me by the denizens of that thread, but that might still count as derailment. And, y'know, get me banned for "trolling".

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#1725: Mar 14th 2011 at 5:02:00 AM

Not me specifically, just tropers who are named after historical figures. Which amounts to, like, three people — myself, Stalin, and that Churchill guy who got banned for starting all those "what are shit" threads in Forum Games.

EDIT: grammur failz

edited 14th Mar '11 5:02:25 AM by AdolfHitler

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!

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