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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#1226: Feb 23rd 2011 at 6:56:27 AM

HJ? You're shipping me now?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1227: Feb 23rd 2011 at 2:47:05 PM

Kira, I am Near. You have been...

cool

...busted.

YEAH!

Vanitas Since: Jan, 2013
#1228: Feb 23rd 2011 at 11:47:57 PM

The only reason I would ever want friends is so I could stab them in the back and then look into their eyes while they lay there dying. I would savor their anguish

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#1229: Feb 23rd 2011 at 11:52:47 PM

^What a meany face. sad I bet you stepped on cracks as a a kid to break your poor mother's back. Bastard.

LordKira God of the New World from Japan Since: Jan, 2011
God of the New World
#1230: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:13:56 PM

[up][up][up]If I didn't hate your guts right now, I'd be inclined to find that amusing.

[up][up]To each his own, but you're missing out on a great opportunity here. At least have them steal you a bag of chips or something before you off them. What a waste.

[up]That's a dumb superstition, and you're also dumb for believing it.

I am Justice.
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1231: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:18:34 PM

If you're the real Kira, why wouldn't you kill Hitler? He was right in this thread. Everyone knows his name and face and everything.

Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1232: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:20:23 PM

I tried killing Hitler once. But I failed, and I didn't try again because Mother thought it was "too violent" and now she won't let me near Danny's Xbox again. sad

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
LordKira God of the New World from Japan Since: Jan, 2011
God of the New World
#1233: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:20:30 PM

[up][up]Believe me, I tried. Technically, he's already dead. It's beyond me how he's posting here.

[up]And she's right. You shouldn't get involved in such violent activities. You're too young.

edited 24th Feb '11 12:21:32 PM by LordKira

I am Justice.
Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1234: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:26:04 PM

But it was only rated M for Mature! And I'm plenty mature! I even take showers instead of baths now! At least, most of the time I do, but for a while Mother made me take baths again because there was this one time where I forgot to close the shower curtain and I sorta flooded the bathroom and Mother and Father had to call Servpro to get the bathroom cleaned up, but that was like at least a week ago, and I'm totally allowed to take showers again now! As long as I close the curtain, that is.

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
LordKira God of the New World from Japan Since: Jan, 2011
God of the New World
#1235: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:28:02 PM

No, sweetie, M for Mature means ages 17 and up. Or, if you want to be realistic, 12-year old boys and up. The last thing we need is corrupted youth.

I am Justice.
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1236: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:28:11 PM

Says the high school student who mass-murders criminals.

edited 24th Feb '11 12:28:47 PM by Nightwire

LordKira God of the New World from Japan Since: Jan, 2011
God of the New World
#1237: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:30:32 PM

...Don't start that. There was no other way. It pained me to do it — it still does — but some sacrifices are necessary to rid the world of sin. You wouldn't have done it. Only I could. Only I was up to the task.

And I'm in my senior year, thank-you-very-much. I'm almost 18.

edited 24th Feb '11 12:31:31 PM by LordKira

I am Justice.
Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1238: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:33:41 PM

Hmm...17, huh? Well, I'm 1+7. DOESN'T THAT COUNT FOR ANYTHING??

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1239: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:34:03 PM

That's because you just happened to get your hand on that goddamn notebook by luck. I would be different if I was to one who found it.

LordKira God of the New World from Japan Since: Jan, 2011
God of the New World
#1240: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:39:16 PM

[up]You see? I'm the only one who could have done this. Anyone else would have turned away at the first name. It was fate that I found that notebook.

[up][up]Not yet, sweetie, but if you wait longer, it'll be called a "gaming classic", and people will think you're sophisticated for playing it.

I am Justice.
Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1241: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:43:11 PM

But...Danny's mom lets him play it! And I'm A WHOLE 49 DAYS older than him! sad

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1242: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:44:54 PM

Yeah, right. You are under arrest, Light Yagami.

Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1243: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:46:11 PM

Ooh, my daddy arrests people sometimes! On account of that's what he does for a job!

You have to read him his "Miranda Rights", I think. Even if his name's not Miranda.

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
LordKira God of the New World from Japan Since: Jan, 2011
God of the New World
#1244: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:46:33 PM

[up][up][up]Then you should have a talk with your mommy about how a nice man said Danny shouldn't be playing those games, either. If Danny jumped from a bridge, would you go, too?

[up][up]Burn in hell. If there is one.

[up]It's good that your father fights for justice.

edited 24th Feb '11 12:51:43 PM by LordKira

I am Justice.
Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1245: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:48:25 PM

That would depend on external factors such as the height of said bridge and the presence or absence of safety devices, I think.

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
LordKira God of the New World from Japan Since: Jan, 2011
God of the New World
#1246: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:53:50 PM

It's also good that you take advantage of your language's full capacity, and put thought into your actions. I mean that.

A really, really high bridge above an active volcano crater, with no tethers or parachutes of any kind.

I am Justice.
Charlotte Rambunctious Since: Dec, 2010
Rambunctious
#1247: Feb 24th 2011 at 12:56:43 PM

Oh. Yeah, I probably wouldn't wanna jump off that one.

It might be neat to stand on the bridge and take pictures, though.

"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous User
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#1248: Feb 24th 2011 at 1:32:43 PM

There is no hell so I cannot be burned and there is nothing you can do to me. On the other hand, please open the door with your hands where we can see them. Your house is being surrounded with policemen.

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#1249: Feb 24th 2011 at 1:47:21 PM

That's a dumb superstition, and you're also dumb for believing it.
Shut up, man. I speak from TRUE experiences. Once, when I was five, I jumped on a crack and my mom's spine exploded.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#1250: Feb 24th 2011 at 1:52:53 PM

[up] It could be a coincidence. Just sayin'.

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