^Whatever, man. If I actually did research on who I ship, people might actually see credibility in my ships *Googles anyway*. Oh, you're a villain. ^.^ Obviously, you want to bone Johnny Dangerously.
^^SONIC? Ohohohohoho! Seriously? That's almost too easy. Well, actually, it is quite difficult in some aspects.
Well, you see, Sonic, being the hot stud he is (=^_^= just like all hedgehogs) is wanted by everyone ever. Tails is the first person, but he's young and sad (poor guy) and Sonic doesn't really requit his love. But, that's just because Sonic himself is misunderstood, not because he's a jerk. Nevertheless, Tails is very saad :( and writes sad poems and goes crazy.
Eggman loves Sonic too, but he's a creepy rapist. Knuckles and Shadow just won't admit their love for Sonic. But it is obviously there. They're both so brooding and obviously pining for Sonic. It's sooo sad. :( But, maybe they'll all three live together and have love sex. But, if not, Shadow is the one that really loves him the most, being his counterpart. They'll get pregnant (well, Shadow will hee hee) and have cute kids. Don't worry though, Knuckles will still get to take care of Tails. =^_^=
There's also stupid, useless Amy. She's lame and annoying. Obviously, Sonic doesn't love her AT ALL. She can go off and be a lesbian with that stupid Cream or take Sonic's sloppy seconds, Sally Acorn, in another dimension.
As you can see, Sonic is a total manwhore.
edited 23rd Jan '11 4:42:01 PM by Shippingzombie
There's subtext everywhere.But Cream's six, pedo. And Amy doesn't swing that way, she is clearly Sonicsexual.
I would so play a Star Wars Visual Novel...
- Turn to the Dark Side —> Become Vader's Apprentice
- Don't turn to the Dark Side —> Sex with Mara Jade

Google, my friend. I happen to be quite famous.