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DannyVermin My Gun Since: Aug, 2022
My Gun
#476: Jan 23rd 2011 at 4:22:02 PM

Google, my friend. I happen to be quite famous.

Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#477: Jan 23rd 2011 at 4:41:21 PM

^Whatever, man. If I actually did research on who I ship, people might actually see credibility in my ships *Googles anyway*. Oh, you're a villain. ^.^ Obviously, you want to bone Johnny Dangerously.

^^SONIC? Ohohohohoho! Seriously? That's almost too easy. Well, actually, it is quite difficult in some aspects.

Well, you see, Sonic, being the hot stud he is (=^_^= just like all hedgehogs) is wanted by everyone ever. Tails is the first person, but he's young and sad (poor guy) and Sonic doesn't really requit his love. But, that's just because Sonic himself is misunderstood, not because he's a jerk. Nevertheless, Tails is very saad :( and writes sad poems and goes crazy.

Eggman loves Sonic too, but he's a creepy rapist. Knuckles and Shadow just won't admit their love for Sonic. But it is obviously there. They're both so brooding and obviously pining for Sonic. It's sooo sad. :( But, maybe they'll all three live together and have love sex. But, if not, Shadow is the one that really loves him the most, being his counterpart. They'll get pregnant (well, Shadow will hee hee) and have cute kids. Don't worry though, Knuckles will still get to take care of Tails. =^_^=

There's also stupid, useless Amy. She's lame and annoying. Obviously, Sonic doesn't love her AT ALL. She can go off and be a lesbian with that stupid Cream or take Sonic's sloppy seconds, Sally Acorn, in another dimension.

As you can see, Sonic is a total manwhore.

edited 23rd Jan '11 4:42:01 PM by Shippingzombie

There's subtext everywhere.
ShadowTheHedgehog The Ultimate from Chaos CONTROL! Since: Jul, 2010
The Ultimate
#478: Jan 23rd 2011 at 4:50:19 PM

Pregnant?! DAMN you shippers!!

I bet that glory hog is enjoying all this. DAMN him.

edited 23rd Jan '11 4:51:57 PM by ShadowTheHedgehog

I am, I am all of me!
Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#479: Jan 23rd 2011 at 4:52:05 PM

Pfftt. You know you're a bottom and a baby carrier. =^.^=

There's subtext everywhere.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#480: Jan 23rd 2011 at 4:52:59 PM

But Cream's six, pedo. And Amy doesn't swing that way, she is clearly Sonicsexual.

Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#481: Jan 23rd 2011 at 5:16:28 PM

Whatever, they both suck.

Fine, because Amy's a jealous bitch, she tries to take Sonic back but Shadow rightfully rips out her entrails. Happy? ^.^ I am.

There's subtext everywhere.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#482: Jan 23rd 2011 at 5:20:48 PM

I guess.

Also, what about Scooby-Doo?

edited 23rd Jan '11 5:21:37 PM by AnonymousUser

GenericBot Generic Bot Since: Jan, 2011
Generic Bot
#483: Jan 23rd 2011 at 5:22:59 PM

This shipping sounds very violent and does not seem to follow cannon at all.

Hello
ShadowTheHedgehog The Ultimate from Chaos CONTROL! Since: Jul, 2010
The Ultimate
#484: Jan 23rd 2011 at 5:26:23 PM

"Fine, because Amy's a jealous bitch, she tries to take Sonic back but Shadow rightfully rips out her entrails. Happy? ^.^ I am."

Nah. Better Sonic than me.

I am, I am all of me!
Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#485: Jan 23rd 2011 at 5:29:50 PM

^^^ Scooby Doo is lame. Besides, everyone know Shaggy is a creepy, stoned out animal fucker.

^^YKINMK LOSER. Stop judging people.

^ But, it's true LOVE. Stop denying it, you know you guys a perfect for each other (and Amy is a bitch).

There's subtext everywhere.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#486: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:08:29 PM

So what happened to Cream, did she run off with Marine or something?

DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#487: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:15:44 PM

I hereby declare that this forum has become property of the Galactic Empire.

Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#488: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:17:43 PM

^^Rouge smothers her to death with her giant cleavage.smile

^OMG DARTH VADER ^_____________^ I have you in so many ships, I think I lost count.

There's subtext everywhere.
KousakaKirino Otaku Surrogate Since: Jan, 2011
#489: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:17:54 PM

I would so play a Star Wars Visual Novel...

  • Turn to the Dark Side —> Become Vader's Apprentice
  • Don't turn to the Dark Side —> Sex with Mara Jade

Imoutos are the best! Follow at your own risk. Tumblr.
KefkaPalazzo Nothing Really Matters from World of Ruin Since: Dec, 2010
Nothing Really Matters
#490: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:18:54 PM

Ha! Underneath that helmet you're just a sad, whiny boy that thinks nobody understands him. As if that's anything special.

Why create when it will only be destroyed? Why cling to life, knowing that you have to die? None of it will have meant anything once you do.
SheldonDinkleburg Better Than You from Dimmsdale Since: Oct, 2010
Better Than You
#491: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:28:22 PM

Hey, that sounds like that Timmy Turner kid.

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#492: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:33:34 PM

And what of Cream's mom, does she run off and have nasty sex with everyone who looks at her?

Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#493: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:36:08 PM

Yes, and then she got pregnant and starred in niche pornos for freaks on the internet.

And then Eggman made her his slave.

There's subtext everywhere.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#494: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:44:19 PM

Was Cream the result of a fling between her and Eggman?

Is Eggman a furry? [youlikekrabbypattiesface]

Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#495: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:52:17 PM

Yes, why do you think cream is so annoying? In fact, I bet she's evil. -runs off to write more fanfiction-

There's subtext everywhere.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#496: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:53:20 PM

But is Eggman a secret furry?

*opens up illegally downloaded copy of InDesign, with Compacta at the ready*

Shippingzombie Vagueshipper 4eva. Since: Nov, 2010
Vagueshipper 4eva.
#497: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:55:51 PM

Absolutely.

There's subtext everywhere.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#498: Jan 23rd 2011 at 7:57:50 PM

*slaps together tabloid front page, with the intent to somehow print it on the Post's presses overnight and slip it around Westwords*

Vanitas Since: Jan, 2013
#499: Jan 23rd 2011 at 9:45:57 PM

[down] You! Join bodies with me so we can complete an item of great importance.

BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#500: Jan 23rd 2011 at 9:48:45 PM

I am not a sockpuppet. But I actually am.


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