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AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2501: Oct 7th 2011 at 3:16:21 AM

Come on, Vader, when have you known me to haev any ambition whatsoever? I spend pretty much every waking moment wandering around the internet aimlessly.

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
pagad Sneering Imperialist from perfidious Albion Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Sneering Imperialist
#2502: Oct 7th 2011 at 3:49:13 AM

Easily the best pagetopper to wander into a thread to.

With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2503: Oct 7th 2011 at 5:48:35 AM

when have you known me to haev any ambition whatsoever?

I'm getting old and sloppy. sad

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2504: Oct 7th 2011 at 11:57:04 PM

Yes Adolf, you're getting old. It's time for you to die... and become a zombie. It's not too bad, you know, besides the slight inconvenience of having bits of yours falling off all the time.

Fidoris one hell of a butler Since: May, 2011
one hell of a butler
#2505: Oct 8th 2011 at 1:45:06 AM

Zombie Hitler? Well, that's not something you see every day...

Just your average butler-sockpuppet
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2506: Oct 9th 2011 at 5:18:07 AM

Fuck zombies, I'm gonna turn into a vampire.

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
Smilingcloud Since: Jul, 2011
#2507: Oct 9th 2011 at 5:20:11 AM

Wouldn't it be better to turn into a super saiyan?

DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2508: Oct 9th 2011 at 3:24:35 PM

Have you watched Dragonball GT? Super Saiyans are hairy monkeys now.

megamagikarp Since: Dec, 2009
#2509: Oct 9th 2011 at 3:27:14 PM

Your face is a hairy monkey. :/

DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2510: Oct 9th 2011 at 3:59:57 PM

Would you like to be Force-choked, punk? >:(

edited 9th Oct '11 4:02:47 PM by DarthVader

AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2511: Oct 10th 2011 at 1:49:14 AM

[up][up] His face doesn't have any hair, though. wink

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#2512: Oct 10th 2011 at 1:58:17 AM

Hitler vs Vader! OMG!

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2513: Oct 10th 2011 at 5:39:43 AM

>implying that I'm even remotely evil

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2514: Oct 10th 2011 at 10:59:39 PM

Oh come on Adolf, quit being a shrimp and come out of the closet. Of course you're evil. Are you ashamed to be one of us? Not cool, man. Not cool.

edited 11th Oct '11 12:10:52 AM by DarthVader

Fidoris one hell of a butler Since: May, 2011
one hell of a butler
#2515: Oct 10th 2011 at 11:00:59 PM

...Master would like me to inform you that "come out of closet" may of been a poor choice of words...

Just your average butler-sockpuppet
DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2516: Oct 11th 2011 at 12:11:56 AM

Ah, bugger off. I am a freaking Sith Lord, and I can say whatever I like.

djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#2517: Oct 11th 2011 at 12:19:43 AM

[up]LOLZ... All hail the Shit Lord...

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2518: Oct 11th 2011 at 5:28:02 AM

@Vader: I'm not evil at all, so there's no need for me to "come out of the closet" (heh). Of course, if I were evil, I would be incredibly embarassed about being associated with all those other dumbfuck villains.

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2519: Oct 11th 2011 at 8:26:37 PM

Everyone knows you're evil, stop denying it. Let your evilness run wild, Hitler? Follow the call of your heart! Slaughter, dismember, burn everything!

... Who are you calling dumbfuck? You've made fun of me for the last time... *choke*

djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#2520: Oct 11th 2011 at 8:29:39 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_religious_views

Three words: Evil Is Cool

edited 11th Oct '11 8:30:15 PM by djmaca

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2521: Oct 12th 2011 at 11:13:15 AM

[up][up] *deflects force choke thingy*

[up] I'm not a Christian.

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2522: Oct 12th 2011 at 7:28:04 PM

Ha! Your Super-Saiyan-ness is no match for THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#2523: Oct 12th 2011 at 8:24:18 PM

Also Hitler doesn't appear much in games... while Big D has multiple cult following.

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
AdolfHitler Heil MEEE from Germany Since: Oct, 2011
Heil MEEE
#2524: Oct 17th 2011 at 5:37:23 AM

[up] I don't appear in many games because my presence is considered taboo. Vader appears in shitloads of other media because he's cartoonish, but my name strikes fear into the hearts of fucking everyone.

Case in point: there were lots of people who had my style of moustache before I came along. How many people had my style of moustache afterwards? None, because that style of moustache is now taboo.

Don't make me angry, I'm a Super Saiyan Aryan Jedi. And I can come back from the dead!
DarthVader You Have Failed Me from The Death Star Since: Dec, 2010
You Have Failed Me
#2525: Oct 17th 2011 at 5:07:23 PM

my name strikes fear into the hearts of fucking everyone.

More like despisal. No sane person is afraid of you, Hitler. You're not scary, you're just so bloody insane and incompetent that no one wants to have anything to do with you.


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