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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#1: May 12th 2010 at 2:20:40 PM

Flash lights? Check. Surverying equipment for saltpeter, sulfer, and charcol mining? Check. A band of freedom fighters ready to overthrow the Adamanian-Evenian hegemony and teach the animals to live in an advanced society? Hmmmm...

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#2: May 12th 2010 at 2:21:14 PM

-is a bear (on the other side)-

edited 12th May '10 2:21:51 PM by Chabal2

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#3: May 12th 2010 at 2:27:06 PM

You sir bear! You can stand on your hind legs and manipulate with your fore as well as many a man! Why do you let humans such as myself lord over you? Why should a lion have more power than you? You're both apex predators, throw off the shakles of human oppression, your say counts for as much as his!

Those four on the throne and I both come from a world with many things to offer, not the least of which is DEMOCRACY! Go ask King Peter about guns, you would never need fear the Telmar again, but he keeps you away from the portal between our worlds, preventing mutually beneficial trade.

STAND WITH ME, ON AS MANY LEGS AS YOU DESIRE!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#4: May 12th 2010 at 2:31:28 PM

-blinks slowly at new arrival, then points slowly at self-

Me?

Prospecting equipment? Should I expect Narnia's version of a Great Leonopteryx towards the end? Can I ride it?

edited 12th May '10 2:32:02 PM by Chabal2

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#5: May 12th 2010 at 2:38:30 PM

Yes! You, join me, and anyone else who wanders through that mystic portal that may or may not be in some English manner, and together the animals of the forest will no longer be subservient to mankind. But our numbers, at least until the masses realize the benefits of joining our cause, are few. Those cretures that exist only here though, they will stand with the royals till the end.

Spread the word brother, a man has come, owing loyalty to neither Adam nor Eve, but rather to DEMOCRACY! And we shall exchange gifts of culture and technology. The first of whcih I present is the FIREARM. By mining some common minerals you too can have the ability to STRIKE DOWN THE IMPERIALISTS FROM AFAR!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#6: May 12th 2010 at 2:51:49 PM

But... The kings and queens defend us from the armies that would crush us. Why should we swear obeisance to another?

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#7: May 12th 2010 at 2:58:31 PM

They rule at the tip of the sword! Why are there armies that wish to crush you? Because your rulers are a bunch of English teens with no diplomatic skills!

What will you do when they get old? They are all siblings, there will be no dynasty, or if there is it will be hideiously deformed.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#8: May 12th 2010 at 3:11:30 PM

But... I am a bear. I eat what I wish and serve their majesties in times of war. This has always been the pact, since the days of my father, and his father before, and his father before, and his-

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#9: May 12th 2010 at 3:35:09 PM

-Is a White Witch Supporter-

Hail Winter!

-throws razor-sharp icicles at the two arguers-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#10: May 12th 2010 at 3:42:36 PM

-falls through a portal-BLOODY HELL! -oof- I say, would anyone happen to have a cup of tea?

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#11: May 12th 2010 at 3:42:36 PM

DOUBLEPOST TOAST!

edited 12th May '10 3:42:54 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#12: May 12th 2010 at 3:45:41 PM

-attempts to spear spacephantom with a spear made of ice-

Die, Otherworlder! It was Otherworlders that murdered our great Queen, and it is Otherworlders that brought these humans to us!

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#13: May 12th 2010 at 3:53:08 PM

-rolls over to dodge spear- I say! You seem like a despicable chap, eh wot?

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#14: May 12th 2010 at 4:09:10 PM

You speak odd, Otherworlder! Such a thing is treason in the White Kingdom! For that, you die! -charges-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#15: May 12th 2010 at 4:13:26 PM

-points- I say, what is a lion doing here?

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#16: May 12th 2010 at 6:48:48 PM

MONARCHIST! Sir Bear, were you not under their yoke? Yes, the seasons now change, but your lot is as frozen as any opposition of the Queen's.

I address you with your pointy icicles, why should you be oppressed for your relationship to the queen? Your past matters less than the future. Join me and have your say in a new government where all have a say. However, if you try to stab me again, I will be forced to use this.

-brandishes AK-47-

And you, my fellow Earthling, we can squable about proportional vs. direct representation later, right now we need a regime change!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#17: May 12th 2010 at 7:17:18 PM

...that lion looks pretty big.

And it's getting closer.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#18: May 12th 2010 at 7:42:57 PM

Agh! 'Tis The Great Traitor! Die! Die! Die!

-charges lion-

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#19: May 13th 2010 at 2:49:53 AM

FOR ASLAN!!!!

-rams the foul partisan of the Winter Queen-

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#20: May 13th 2010 at 12:06:15 PM

Power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not some bizarre Passion play. Where I come from if I said some chilled bwitch or a talking feline said I should be in charge they'd lock me up, not put me on the throne! Can't you see this system is broken? No blood needs to be spilled, let your leaders campaign not with lives, but with votes. Set up a sereis of laws that apply to everyone and than these abuses of power won't happen.

Sir Bear, you say you eat what you please but do you really? You cannot eat you senteint bretheren, how long is it between rabits, eh? My world is brimming with rabits and hares that don't have names let-alone a place in the political structure. If our worlds became trading partners you could eat them rather frequently. Your Kings and Queens don't exercise the same restraint, they sit down to a lavish, meat laden banquet nightly. Leaders should live well, but they shouldn't live off the bodies of their followers!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#21: May 13th 2010 at 2:19:11 PM

-gets knocked over, and begins to beat at the lion's back of the head.-

For the record, I'm going for one of those minotaurs

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#22: May 13th 2010 at 2:41:26 PM

-Tries to gut the minotaur-

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#23: May 13th 2010 at 3:29:43 PM

GRAAAAARGH!

-attempts to shove horns into lion's mouth-

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#24: May 13th 2010 at 7:15:59 PM

Stop it, all of you!

-Fires a shot into the air, letting the report echo into the forest as all grows still and silent.-

I offer you a bright future, and you're still squabling about the past. History is important, but only to ensure that it doesn't repeat itself. Stand with me. We can build a world where naught but nature limits us.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#25: Nov 20th 2010 at 2:34:42 AM

(is a female Centauress in Narnia) What sort of democracy are you Telemars talking about? Surely not one in which Jadis can arrive at, I hope

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!

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