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This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5301: Aug 4th 2021 at 9:54:06 PM

Floor 5475:The ghosts of past, present, and future heroes come to fight you with arrows, guns, and lasers.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#5302: Aug 5th 2021 at 5:17:46 PM

Take the very big sign saying that “you need to post how to beat the thing above” and wack them in with it.

Floor 5476: Issac with a chaos card.

Edited by JKBenbot on Aug 5th 2021 at 8:18:28 AM

MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#5303: Aug 6th 2021 at 1:08:23 PM

Sic Delirium on him.


Floor 5477: An entire Engineer nest full of Level 3 Sentries.

ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#5304: Aug 6th 2021 at 4:05:20 PM

Ubered Demoman. Need I say more?

Floor 5478: An Overpowered Mary Sue OC.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Aug 6th 2021 at 6:05:37 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5305: Aug 6th 2021 at 4:08:41 PM

Make a OP Garystew OC

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Floor 5479:hear me out a flying tank that shoots lasers.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#5306: Aug 10th 2021 at 5:26:23 AM

Get a laser reflecting shield.

Floor 5480: A canary with a key, perched next to a lock. The canary will open the locked door if you move whatsoever and a horde of odd birds comes out when the door opens. (This is just Serina:The Natural History of The World of Birds behind a door)

Edited by IC1101 on Aug 10th 2021 at 1:26:52 PM

Local chaetognath fan
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#5307: Aug 10th 2021 at 6:23:30 AM

Mind control the canary into killing itself, then just go on to the next room.

Floor 5481: You have to battle every single evil Batman there is, especially the Batman of Earth -22 who is in his Darkest Knight form.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#5308: Aug 10th 2021 at 1:25:00 PM

Use a floor skip you can buy at Floor 5473, or you can find at other places.

Floor 5482: You must sacrifice 15 Pints of Blood to move on, 10 Extra and you get a floor skip.

This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5309: Aug 10th 2021 at 6:42:33 PM

This is why you bring a sick and old man close to deaths door

Floor 5483:AND HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#5310: Aug 10th 2021 at 7:36:47 PM

Just set your Mermaid-Man belt to M for Mini, and blast the fist!


Floor 5484: The Qu, Masters of Genetic Manipulation

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Aug 10th 2021 at 7:37:05 AM

IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#5311: Aug 11th 2021 at 9:10:21 AM

Get some Asteromorphs to help.

Floor 5485: A black hole that will kill you if you get within 10 meters of it. Unfortunately,the black hole only leaves 9 meters of room to the wall except at the entrance and exit.

Local chaetognath fan
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5312: Aug 27th 2021 at 7:53:15 AM

Use that floor skip from floor 5482


Floor 5486:A good old tank

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#5313: Dec 16th 2021 at 6:28:41 AM

Cancel it out with a bad new anti-tank cannon.

Floor 5487: Superman. Except you have to flat-out kill him permanently, no avoiding or temporarily killing him. In fact, in order to pass, you must entirely and utterly Ret-Gone all instances of him in the entire multiverse, he can’t even be alive in the past of any timeline. So you need to even Ret-Gone your fight with him right now.

JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#5314: Dec 16th 2021 at 7:00:17 AM

However, that's actually too hard, so we instead, Retcon our usage of a floor skip and just skip this floor.

Floor 5488: The Ghost of that Grammar Nazi we killed on Floor 69 is chasing us down the tower! If for some reason we fall down to Floor 69 we get a Floor Skip!

IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#5315: Dec 16th 2021 at 7:00:32 AM

Loads and loads of lasers. End of story.

Floor 5489: A room where every wall is covered in Grey Goo. On the floor next to you are weapon components and a guide on how to assemble them.

Edited by IC1101 on Dec 16th 2021 at 3:43:14 PM

Local chaetognath fan
DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#5316: Dec 30th 2021 at 6:19:35 PM

Since the weapon components haven’t been absorbed yet, it’s clear the Grey Goo must be dormant. Presumably, it will activate when I enter the boss room, so I stay on the floor’s pre-fight lobby (which exists because I normally imagine the Endless Tower of Boss Battles is similar to the Dominion Tower of RuneScape) and, speaking of RuneScape pass the time training Runecrafting on Old School Mobile. While I was hoping to get 99 Runecrafting, around the time I get 92 it’s already January 19th, 2038 and the Grey Goo explodes due to the Y2K38 bug, and turns out the tower, which also is affected, is now temporally located in December 13th, 1901.

Floor 5490: The rest of the tower won’t be released until 2022. And remember, you are in 1901 now.

Edited by DeepFiemott on Dec 30th 2021 at 6:19:47 AM

JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#5317: Jan 8th 2022 at 9:16:23 AM

Bash the lack of tower with the sign that you broke earlier that says "This is the Endless Tower of Boss Battles. Post how to defeat the thing on the current floor, then post the thing on the next floor."and mention how a lack of a thing isn't a thing,

Floor 5491: The Traitor of All the Haunts!

Chibi-Robo Since: Nov, 2021
#5318: Jan 8th 2022 at 10:42:27 AM

So the thing is a ghost traitor? Walk through it.


Floor 5492: The Marx Plushie Flying Above Me When I Sleep.

DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#5319: Jan 11th 2022 at 5:53:05 AM

While I assume you mean the Kirby villain, you didn’t actually specify which Marx, so I will interpret it as a plushie of Karl Marx, which I can make explode out of paradox by pointing out that its creation and sale is due to capitalism.

Floor 5493: Your future self who is fighting their past self (AKA you right now) as the floor 5494 boss. Each of you must kill the other to proceed on your respective floors.

Edited by DeepFiemott on Jan 11th 2022 at 5:53:18 AM

This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5320: Feb 9th 2022 at 7:26:54 AM

Call the time police to fix up this mix up.


Floor 5494:A monster of stitched up corpses of fallen fighters and heroes.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#5321: Feb 11th 2022 at 11:54:04 AM

Patching up dead bodies doesn’t by itself imply the combination will come back to life. I just walk around the heap with a nose plug.

Floor 5321: You must take 173 floors worth of fall damage because of the tower fixing its floor count.

Edited by DeepFiemott on Feb 11th 2022 at 11:54:20 AM

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#5322: Sep 28th 2022 at 9:58:44 AM

Get a parasol to slow down your fall.


Floor 5322: A Fallen Hero Knight Templar Evil Doppelgänger of Mina Ashido from My Hero Academia.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#5323: Dec 16th 2022 at 6:32:09 AM

Just use that one quirk-erasing bullet. Easy.


Floor 5323: A wizard that has no attacks but an incredibly powerful self-heal spell that he uses every minute (he doesn't ruin out of MP)

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
MisterTambourineMan Unbeugsame Klinge from Under a tree Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Unbeugsame Klinge
#5324: Dec 16th 2022 at 7:17:04 AM

You have to throw him out the conveniently-placed window and let gravity do all the damage at once.

Floor 5324: One spider among twenty million Opilionids. To proceed, you must kill the spider and only the spider. Killing any of the opilionids will revive all of them and flood the floor with a gas that is toxic to you but not any of the arachnids.

Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#5325: Oct 29th 2023 at 10:20:53 PM

bump

Hire an arachnologist and sniper to identify and kill the spider, respectively.

Floor 5325: A living and melting painting of a vase, which spews inks and oils onto you and the floor, making it extra slippery to beat.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Oct 29th 2023 at 11:21:53 AM

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.

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