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Kappaclystica Since: Jan, 2019
#5276: Jul 17th 2020 at 1:10:38 PM

Just walk around it. Sentient does not equal sapient, and nothing implies the carpet has motor ability.

Floor 5455: A room with a scuttlebug on one end of the room, and a medium size gap on the other, across which lies the exit. If you jump, however, you die.

Edited by Kappaclystica on Jul 17th 2020 at 4:10:42 AM

KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#5277: Jul 17th 2020 at 5:32:43 PM

I befriend the scuttlebug by attracting it and then I sit on it. It then jumps over to the other side for me and now I have a new buddy.

Floor 5456: A small planet with 3 rabbits that want you to play hide and seek with them.

[down]oh yeah, i had a dumb moment.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 17th 2020 at 3:59:02 PM

KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
BORK
#5278: Jul 17th 2020 at 5:48:41 PM

[up]Shouldn't your boss floor be 5456?

I buff my movement speed to capture the alien bunnies. Then I befriend the bunnies to help me take on the other bosses until things get too hairy for them.


Floor 5457: The entire Cynicism Tropes Index. Aside from a possible few, such as Knight in Sour Armor or A Lighter Shade of Grey, this is a Wolfpack Boss that will surely destroy your party's morale to the point of Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy.

Edited by KJsixteen on Jul 17th 2020 at 8:55:18 AM

Google Snake Game.
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#5279: Jul 17th 2020 at 5:56:24 PM

I use the power of the Sugar Wiki to suppress all of the cynicism.

Floor 5458: Combustion Man.

DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#5280: Jul 17th 2020 at 6:25:10 PM

Enlist Megaman to run through his level, defeat him, and obtain his combustion power, which he will use against a later boss that is weak against combustion.

Floor 5459: The sudden realization that climbing an Endless Tower of Boss Battles is a futile goal you will never finish.

Edited by DeepFiemott on Jul 17th 2020 at 6:26:29 AM

Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#5281: Jul 17th 2020 at 6:28:44 PM

using the power of FLASHBACKS and INTERNAL MONOLOGUES i easily rise up back from the demoralization, despite the flashback consisting of me literally saying 'i'm just saying this so that i will have a flashback later'.


FLOOR 5460: Gibby, Lord of the Moon (or King of the Moon, whatever)

Edited by Awe921 on Jul 17th 2020 at 6:33:40 AM

jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#5282: Jul 17th 2020 at 7:31:57 PM

Activate plan Detonation Moon: Nuke 'Em! With the kingdom destroyed, the boss will obviously be weakened! due to my lack of knowledge about the canon.

Floor 5461: An Infinity +1 Sword possessed by an evil ghost that provides movement.

GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#5283: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:17:24 PM

I hold up a cooler looking sword and give it to the ghost in exchange for their sword. When they reliable its the legendary bootleg Excalipoor, make towards the door.

Floor 5462: A Wiki Vandal that uploads their soul into a sockpuppet body every time they are killed.

KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#5284: Jul 18th 2020 at 3:35:28 AM

Shoot a friendship beam at them. Afterwards, they'll realise the error of their ways and use their powers good as we become friends.

Floor 5463: Your evil side.

Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#5285: Jul 18th 2020 at 4:15:03 AM

i dash into it repeatedly until its convinced that i'm right. after a hug, i then proceed to stab the shit out it.


FLOOR 5464: an obstacle course curated by sadistic insane people.

PinkCelebi [screaming in the distance] from somewhere on the Internet Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
[screaming in the distance]
#5286: Jul 18th 2020 at 8:05:00 AM

Just fly over it.

Floor 5465: It's all the main JoJos! And yes, Dio counts as a Joestar.

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"
MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#5287: Nov 6th 2020 at 3:38:55 PM

(Presumes to use Adam Sandler's Click remote to pause the world for infinity (Beat that, Jotaro and DIO) and absolutely destroy them.)

(Also, I'm assuming this includes non-GER Gio)

And besides, even if Gio did have GER, my avatar is Yukari, so I would just use her Semantic Superpower to gap GER out of existence in all multiverses simultaneously


Floor 5466: All of the Touhou Extra Stage bosses at once! Have fun with Bullet Hell!

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 6th 2020 at 3:40:51 AM

Billy5545 An eagle from The sky Since: Nov, 2017
An eagle
#5288: Nov 7th 2020 at 2:57:03 AM

Do we have to use our current avatar? If yes, I think Diavolo will use King Crimson to erase time and let some bullets pass through. He'll then kill the bosses one by one. I'm guessing it will go like Yukari > Ran > Flandre > Okina > Hecatia > Mamizou > Nue > Suwako > Raiko > Saki > Koishi > the other PC-98 bosses. Mokou is unkillabke unfortunately, but I think Diavolo should be able to escape her after killing her and forcing her to resurrect repeatedly.

Floor 5467: All the operators in Arknights. (Basically everyone from the character subpage of AK character page except Rhodes Island, Reunion Movement and Enemy Units, and Others)

Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.
DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#5289: Mar 16th 2021 at 7:51:13 AM

I question their Hermiticity. When they admit they are skew and thus have imaginary spectra, they disappear.

Floor 5468: A Wolfpack Boss composed of Pascal's Mugger, Wigner's Friend, Roko's Basilisk, and Maxwell's Demon.

R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#5290: Mar 16th 2021 at 9:06:10 AM

i don't know who these people are

I resurrect some of the bosses from Floor 5466. It turns into a free-for-all, and I quietly sneak by while nobody's looking.

Floor 5469: The floor itself. Beating this boss would cause the entire tower to fall over, and since it's infinite, cause really huge non-euclidian problems.

Edited by R3Ked on Mar 16th 2021 at 9:22:54 AM

LoneWolfWilliam Veteran Procrastinator from Yo Mama's House Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Veteran Procrastinator
#5291: Mar 16th 2021 at 9:32:05 AM

I cover the floor with the tackiest carpet known the man, defeating it in a way that does not cause the tower to collapse.


Floor 5470: A swarm of Anti-Guys.

Keygen music is good
R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#5292: Mar 19th 2021 at 10:23:15 AM

I use the Mega Bump attack to get this thread back on the front page and defeat the Anti-Guys, hopefully making this thread active again.

Floor 5471: Wrecks, but it has wheels and a mind of its own.

If you are unfamiliar with what Wrecks is, watch this video. Most of the reason it lost is because it didn't have any wheels.

Edited by R3Ked on Mar 19th 2021 at 10:25:31 AM

aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#5294: Mar 19th 2021 at 7:03:06 PM

I use my logic and rhetoric skills to convince the Final Boss that, well, we both know that I'm way underleveled and utterly unable to beat them, and we both know they aren't going to kill me, at least not in any permanent way, because that's just how a Final Boss Preview works or otherwise the game would be unwinnable, and this entire boss battle just exists to show how strong the Final Boss is, which is a third thing that we both know, so why should we even do this? Somehow won over by that argument, the Final Boss retreats to the nonexistent final floor, ceasing to exist themself as they enter it.

Floor 5473: Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and Agnes Nitt, not to be confused with Agnes Nutter from that other Terry Pratchett thing (and Neil Gaiman I guess)

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#5295: Apr 14th 2021 at 3:29:09 PM

Bump

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5296: May 19th 2021 at 1:59:58 PM

Bump

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5297: May 28th 2021 at 11:53:43 AM

Floor 5473:It's just a shop keeper until you try to leave where he tries to kill you with the weapons in his shop.

Edited by This on May 28th 2021 at 11:53:59 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#5298: Jun 7th 2021 at 8:30:32 PM

Bump

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#5299: Jul 23rd 2021 at 6:33:57 PM

Sell him a Continuity Cavalcade of loot from bosses to compensate the loss, preventing him from attacking.

Floor 5474: This forum game's disappointing lack of recent activity.

Edited by DeepFiemott on Jul 23rd 2021 at 6:34:32 AM

aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#5300: Jul 23rd 2021 at 7:59:03 PM

Just post stuff on the thread, thus causing said recent inactivity to cease to be.


A giant, living, magical set of Bananagrams, which can summon any object or effect by spelling it out using the tiles. Its only limitation is that it has to follow the rules of Bananagrams when spelling said words.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.

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