Well, Frank... Someone...
Won't be tapdancing anymore.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Former Russian General found strangled to death.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
You know. I know you do
He won't be russian home anymore. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Looks like this troll died of starvation.
edited 21st Aug '10 3:20:08 PM by LackOfBoots
Forums: stupid, annoying, and addicting.
Problem?
Turns out...
He isn't fed anymore, which is a good thing.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The Victim was a Templar, stabbed in the neck.
edited 21st Aug '10 3:20:45 PM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.
Dreams of Revenge
Looks like he...
...had been backstabbed.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Sir, the vic was found next to an aeroplane carburettor!
Locking you up on radar since '09
Not Literally Me
^^ Looks like he made someone...
...very cross.
YEEEAAAHHH!
^ Looks like he...
...crashed.
Yeeeeaahh!!!
The victims appear to have been shot in the back simultaeneously by each other's ricocheting bullets.
edited 21st Aug '10 3:33:08 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
You know. I know you do
So, it was a shot in the dark. YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sir, our place of residence is about to explode!
Forums: stupid, annoying, and addicting.
Dreams of Revenge
^^He was the victim...
...of unfriendly fire.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
We'll...
...go out with a bang.
YEEEEEEAAAAA- BOOM!
"The victim was found slumped over his desk, the computer displaying a log in display."
edited 21st Aug '10 3:33:04 PM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
This is why I don't watch Naruto... The Abridged Series. YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Sir, there's been a midget massacre!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Not Literally Me
It looks like our suspect list...
...is short. So it'll be a...
...tall order to find the killer.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Sir, the victim was killed by an Exploding Cigar.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
I always said smoking... Was bad for your health. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sir, a man was slaughtered by a breakdancer!
Overused meme is...
Overused
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
I think it's over...
Being used.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
No, Frank...
It's just... the beginning.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Florist stabbed in the back with a Japanese sword.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
For this meme, yes. But for the murder victim, you could say it was...
The end.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I don't want to be...
An American Idiot.
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
It looks like you have the insanity...
...of a manatee.
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I couldn't possibly...
get more ridiculous.
HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
My eyes...
The goggles do nothing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
edited 22nd Aug '10 6:40:02 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
Problem?
Looks like...
He's on Acid right now.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sir, the victim is stuck on a barrel, and he is dead.
Last Defense Line.
Not Literally Me
"It looks like we need to find out who introduced him to the other barrel..."
"What do you mean sir?"
"The barrel...."
"...of a gun."
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Sir, the victim appears to have been flattened by a steamroller.
edited 7th Sep '10 11:50:10 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Black Inches
Looks like...
he had some pressing issues.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The victim was found stripped to the bone.
edited 7th Sep '10 11:55:56 AM by Darxzero
Escape.
Be Legendary
Looks like this thread...
...is useless.
Ye(-stubs toe-)AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
edited 7th Sep '10 12:17:32 PM by BigDaddyP
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Not Literally Me
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
It looks like he won't be going back...
... To the future.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! good Lord, that was a bad one
Sir, the victim was pushed out of a jumbo jet.
edited 7th Sep '10 1:07:39 PM by rifflet
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Be Legendary
^^ @Made of Ax Thanks for the save I just realised I messed it up.
Looks he won't be ordering...
...a jumbo hotdog. I apologise to my descendants for this bad/rubbish joke.
Ye-falls off a cliff-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Sir, he was found turned inside out.
edited 7th Sep '10 1:15:05 PM by BigDaddyP
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
People like that always got...
... Under my skin.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sir, a gymnast was murdered!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
......Talk about sticking the landing.
...
...*chirping crickets*...
...Whaaaat?
Why is it that even when I'm on holiday, I wind up finding a dead body?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
...
...Fail.
...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (drowned out by a chorus of 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Hey, Boss, look what I found...a pair of Cement Shoes!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!