Maybe we...
should stop using abbreviations.
- is booed off stage.
It looks like our victim was crushed under a car, sir!
Whatcha gonna do, little buckaroo? | i be pimpin' madoka ficsLooks like he...
...was driven to his death.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
The vic was found impaled, in a bed of candy.
Escape.Well, it looks like this candy...
went right through him.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The victim was found facedown in the mud, outside of a cattle ranch- The Danse Macabre Codex
It looks like he...
Fell for the Little Piggies.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Victim was found dead, in a Cabin, with a rabbit inside it.
Last Defense Line.Was it a white rabbit? Because like the victim...
...is definitely late.
YEEAAAHHH!!!
The victim appears to have had his brains eaten by something, and he -The corpse lurches to life and strangles the investigator-
..hurk.. is a zombie!
edited 19th Aug '10 3:42:13 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.You're supposed to post the next crimescene. I'll do it.
The victim was found in a zoo, being eaten bythe lions.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Turns out that...
He was taken by the Lions.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Victim was found dead during a Live Performance with The Who.
Last Defense Line.Speak...
For yourself. YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Neither
Did you
YEEEEAAAAAAAH
It looks like the victem was raped before by dickwolves before he was killed.
Someone...
... Has been taken away.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The victim was Shouting a Big "NO!" during his death.
edited 20th Aug '10 4:51:48 PM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.Since you didn't make a Cause of Death, I'M STEALING IT. HAHAHAHAH!!!
Lawyer fed to a Great White Shark.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.I almost feel sorry...
...for the shark.
...
Nelson: Ha ha!
Me: Hey, asshole! You interrupted my bit!
[five minutes of punching later]
YEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
(Wait...that's not right, either...accidentally played that Howard Dean speech from 2004. Let me try again.)
...
YEAA— (tape deck explodes, killing Caine)
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."Well, folks...
The tape just ran out.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
School shooter tortured to death before he could commit suicide.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.

Looks like this guy's life...
Sucked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Looks this guy was killed by a dirty gardening implement.
edited 19th Jul '10 11:20:17 AM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.