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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#101: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:18:39 AM

Looks like this guy's life...

cool

Sucked.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Looks this guy was killed by a dirty gardening implement.

edited 19th Jul '10 11:20:17 AM by HungryJoe

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#102: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:23:03 AM

Now he's...

cool

...pushing up daisies.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

And that joke...

cool

...was horrible.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
I considered a "bros before hoes" pun, but that'd be even worse.


It looks like the victim was dead on arrival—I'm not dead yet!

edited 19th Jul '10 11:25:13 AM by Blueeyedrat

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#103: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:25:58 AM

Looks like we've got a case of...

cool

DOA...

coolcool

Extreme Beach Volleyball.

The vic's name is actually Vic. This could get confusing.

edited 19th Jul '10 11:26:09 AM by HungryJoe

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#104: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:29:00 AM

Looks like he's...

cool

...two-faced.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Locking you up on radar since '09
Chubert highly secure from California Since: Jan, 2010
highly secure
#105: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:35:31 AM

Maybe we...

cool

should stop using abbreviations.

  • is booed off stage.

It looks like our victim was crushed under a car, sir!

Whatcha gonna do, little buckaroo? | i be pimpin' madoka fics
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#106: Jul 19th 2010 at 12:40:05 PM

Looks like he...

cool

...was driven to his death.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

The vic was found impaled, in a bed of candy.

Escape.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#107: Jul 19th 2010 at 12:44:53 PM

Well, it looks like this candy...

cool

went right through him.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


The victim was found facedown in the mud, outside of a cattle ranch-

The Danse Macabre Codex
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#108: Jul 19th 2010 at 12:47:45 PM

It looks like he...

cool

Fell for the Little Piggies.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Victim was found dead, in a Cabin, with a rabbit inside it.

Last Defense Line.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#109: Aug 19th 2010 at 3:41:46 AM

Was it a white rabbit? Because like the victim...

cool

...is definitely late.

YEEAAAHHH!!!


The victim appears to have had his brains eaten by something, and he -The corpse lurches to life and strangles the investigator-

..hurk.. is a zombie!

edited 19th Aug '10 3:42:13 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
IronyAdams ヽ(´∀`)ノ from next door Since: Aug, 2010
ヽ(´∀`)ノ
#110: Aug 19th 2010 at 3:46:54 AM


This post was thumped by the Eldritch Flyswatter of Horror

Like the night my girl went away, gone off in a world filled with stuff
WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#111: Aug 19th 2010 at 5:42:38 AM

I guess that zombie needed some...cool...food for thought.

...

...

...uh, guys?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(That's better!)

edited 19th Aug '10 5:43:06 AM by WillyFourEyes

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#112: Aug 19th 2010 at 8:29:06 AM

You're supposed to post the next crimescene. I'll do it.

The victim was found in a zoo, being eaten bythe lions.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#113: Aug 19th 2010 at 8:31:10 AM

Turns out that...

cool

He was taken by the Lions.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Victim was found dead during a Live Performance with The Who.

Last Defense Line.
rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#114: Aug 19th 2010 at 8:35:09 AM

Looks like
cool
He died before he got old
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH

The victim appeared to have died while performing auto-fellatio

WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#115: Aug 19th 2010 at 1:50:23 PM

I'll bet his life certainly...cool...sucked.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Oi! Dat monster done ripped that bloke's vocal chords out!

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#116: Aug 19th 2010 at 3:48:46 PM

Speak...cool For yourself. YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
zam Since: Jun, 2009
#117: Aug 19th 2010 at 3:51:22 PM

You didn't do cool ... anything

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zam Since: Jun, 2009
#119: Aug 19th 2010 at 3:55:41 PM

looks like She was ...sad .. Why do i make bad jokes ?

I quit man.

LackOfBoots You know. I know you do from Without Stuff On My Foot Since: Aug, 2010
You know. I know you do
#120: Aug 20th 2010 at 4:48:28 PM

Looks like this face is... cool cool. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH.

Forums: stupid, annoying, and addicting.
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#121: Aug 20th 2010 at 4:51:14 PM

Someone... cool... Has been taken away.

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!


The victim was Shouting a Big "NO!" during his death.

edited 20th Aug '10 4:51:48 PM by AttObl227

Last Defense Line.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#122: Aug 20th 2010 at 5:13:13 PM

I'm

sad

not doing it wrong.

NOOOOOOOOO

JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#123: Aug 20th 2010 at 5:17:02 PM

Since you didn't make a Cause of Death, I'M STEALING IT. HAHAHAHAH!!!


Lawyer fed to a Great White Shark.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#124: Aug 20th 2010 at 5:45:11 PM

I almost feel sorry...cool...for the shark.

...

Nelson: Ha ha!


Me: Hey, asshole! You interrupted my bit!
[five minutes of punching later]

YEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

(Wait...that's not right, either...accidentally played that Howard Dean speech from 2004. Let me try again.)

...

YEAA— (tape deck explodes, killing Caine)

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#125: Aug 20th 2010 at 5:49:26 PM

Well, folks...

cool

The tape just ran out.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

School shooter tortured to death before he could commit suicide.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.

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