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YEEEEAH— no.
Now he's...
...pushing up daisies.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
And that joke...
...was horrible.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
I considered a "bros before hoes" pun, but that'd be even worse.
It looks like the victim was dead on arrival—I'm not dead yet!
edited 19th Jul '10 11:25:13 AM by Blueeyedrat
"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."
Gristknife
Looks like we've got a case of...
DOA...
Extreme Beach Volleyball.
The vic's name is actually Vic. This could get confusing.
edited 19th Jul '10 11:26:09 AM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Dreams of Revenge
Looks like he's...
...two-faced.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Maybe we...
should stop using abbreviations.
- is booed off stage.
It looks like our victim was crushed under a car, sir!
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Black Inches
Looks like he...
...was driven to his death.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
The vic was found impaled, in a bed of candy.
Escape.
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Well, it looks like this candy...
went right through him.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The victim was found facedown in the mud, outside of a cattle ranch- The Danse Macabre Codex
Problem?
It looks like he...
Fell for the Little Piggies.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Victim was found dead, in a Cabin, with a rabbit inside it.
Last Defense Line.
Not Literally Me
Was it a white rabbit? Because like the victim...
...is definitely late.
YEEAAAHHH!!!
The victim appears to have had his brains eaten by something, and he -The corpse lurches to life and strangles the investigator-
..hurk.. is a zombie!
edited 19th Aug '10 3:42:13 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
ヽ(´∀`)ノ
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I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I guess that zombie needed some......food for thought.
...
...
...uh, guys?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(That's better!)
edited 19th Aug '10 5:43:06 AM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Not Literally Me
You're supposed to post the next crimescene. I'll do it.
The victim was found in a zoo, being eaten bythe lions.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Problem?
Turns out that...
He was taken by the Lions.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Victim was found dead during a Live Performance with The Who.
Last Defense Line.
Looks like
He died before he got old
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH
The victim appeared to have died while performing auto-fellatio
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I'll bet his life certainly......sucked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oi! Dat monster done ripped that bloke's vocal chords out!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
Speak... For yourself. YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Last Boy on Earth
You didn't do ... anything
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Neither
Did you
YEEEEAAAAAAAH
It looks like the victem was raped before by dickwolves before he was killed.
Last Boy on Earth
looks like She was ...
.. Why do i make bad jokes ?
I quit man.
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
You know. I know you do
Looks like this face is... cool. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH.
Problem?
Someone... ... Has been taken away.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The victim was Shouting a Big "NO!" during his death.
edited 20th Aug '10 4:51:48 PM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.
I'm
not doing it wrong.
NOOOOOOOOO
Since you didn't make a Cause of Death, I'M STEALING IT. HAHAHAHAH!!!
Lawyer fed to a Great White Shark.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I almost feel sorry......for the shark.
...
Nelson: Ha ha!
Me: Hey, asshole! You interrupted my bit!
[five minutes of punching later]
YEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
(Wait...that's not right, either...accidentally played that Howard Dean speech from 2004. Let me try again.)
...
YEAA— (tape deck explodes, killing Caine)
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Well, folks...
The tape just ran out.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
School shooter tortured to death before he could commit suicide.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Looks like this guy's life...
Sucked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Looks this guy was killed by a dirty gardening implement.
edited 19th Jul '10 11:20:17 AM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.