I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
my current job
Centaur. (but don't count on those popping up in MLP anytime soon)
Sober or intoxicated?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Sedated.
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Letting it be or bumping?
Space Molly Weasley
Starting a new thread.
Binary or hexadecimal?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
I'm back, I guess.
Bisexual
OTP or NOTP?
I can't think of a good signature.
Blind guy with a billy club or blind guy with a sword
See ya later.
Blind guy with a Nerf gun.
Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on Jun 10th 2019 at 7:28:30 PM
You can find me here now.
Showtime!
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The Video Guy
Cutie
Ignoring the politically incorrect stance of a business, or missing out due to principle?
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
Not being interested in the business' services in the first place, with their offensive stance being the final nail in the "I'm not shopping there" coffin.
Discordianism or Pastafarianism?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The Video Guy
Birdemic
Explaining to your kids the music you like, or explaining to your parents the music you like?
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Fuck them, they don't deserve such a good music!
Smiles or tears?
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
my current job
Kelp forests or coral reefs?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Video Guy
Sea weed gardens
Mick Jagger's strut, or Chuck Berry's duck walk?
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Any given Missy Elliott dance routine.
Power Girl's "assets", or Jareth's, um... "area"?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
(bump)
No bites again? Okay, then how about...
Winning by the skin of your teeth or being on the losing end of a Curb-Stomp Battle?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Trying to fight and fucking my own self up
Grover Washington Jr.
or Marion Brown
Edited by KeironCioran on Jul 14th 2019 at 12:55:50 PM
The Video Guy
Jr. Walker.
Sweet tea or iced coffee?
Edited by atimnie on Jul 14th 2019 at 2:58:04 PM
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
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Post-Punk or Post-Rock
Edited by KeironCioran on May 27th 2019 at 10:01:15 AM