Vikings.
Smaug or Slenderman?
edited 28th May '18 3:58:22 PM by Miss_Desperado
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.The Faceless Old Woman (Who Secretly Lives in Your Home).
Red Sox vs. Yankees or Manchester City vs. Manchester United?
"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."[edit]Three-eyed aliens.
Birdemic's poorly animated eagle GIFs or Plan 9 from Outer Space's hubcap flying saucers?
edited 29th May '18 2:01:52 PM by WillyFourEyes
"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."Obviously-a-hand-puppet Godzilla.
Chimpanzees or dolphins?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Gray.
Turn Your Head and Cough or Anal Probing?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.The supporting character.
Brain Bleach or Nightmare Fuel?
"Don't you remember me? Suri Polomare from the Ponyville Knitters League?"Death from hypothermia.
Exactly the response I've been hoping for.
edited 1st Jun '18 3:43:32 AM by dave_the_assassin
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Milky Way or 3 Musketeers?
"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."Strategy RPG.
Linkin Park or Korn?
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Swords or axes?
Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.Fruits or nuts?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Fighting like a dog
New Coke or Crystal Pepsi?