Just stars. No treks and no wars.
Video games or board games?
Murder the Maniac, or the Maniac murders you.Playing "house".
Driving in reverse or doing donuts?
"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."Pancakes or waffles?
"Don't you remember me? Suri Polomare from the Ponyville Knitters League?"Ceasefire
Create or Destroy?
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!Freeze in time.
Tetsuya Nomura's belts or Rob Liefeld's pouches?
"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."CLAMP's Impossibly Cool Costume Porn.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*Li Shuwen.
Pushing for the playoffs or tanking for draft picks?
"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."Choking in the last quarter, inning, period, set, etc.
Reddit rage or Tumblr trash?
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!Preserves.
The Price Is Right losing horn or Wheel of Fortune "Bankrupt" sound?
"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."The Jeopardy "time expired" sound.
Shades Of Grey or Blue-and-Orange Morality?
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER or M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL?
Wait...you have to take a third option from mine first!
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"If struck hard enough, even the plumpest pigs can fly."Drapes
Cards or Dice?
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!

Hobbits.
Star Trek or Star Wars?
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