"A hammer..."

-Bang points to his 55-inch nail-

"Truly, it was destiny that we meet! King Dedede, I would be honored if you joined me in my quest to destroy evil! A great king and an honorable ninja! We would be the greatest duo in history!"

"Oh, yes! I accept your offer!"

Do you guys mind if I keep Sonic & Shadow in as commentators?

"No villain shall stand before us!"

-Offers handshake-

-takes Bang's hands and shakes it...quite vigorously-

"Hahaha! This shall be the ultimate team-up!"

The meteors have stopped, and Sephiroth searches for Bang.

-Bang Shishigami and King Dedede. One is a loud, justice-obsessed ninja. The other is a hammer-wielding penguin. Together They Fight Crime!!-

Best. Team-up. Ever. Seriously, this is gonna be hilarious.

One's a young teen who can summon strange gods. One's a eldritch data bug who brings death. Together, They Fight Crime!!

Sephiroth finds Bang.

"There you are."

He teleports behind Bang, and slashes him.

-Bang Barrier Guards the slash. He is no longer in Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan mode-

edited 24th Dec '12 4:18:10 PM by Randomman5

Kid Buu gets ups. His Healing factor kicks in the knives in Kid Buu back pops out. He now moves with a slight limp. Kid Buu lets out a volley of Ki blast at Shadow Man.

"Hey! If you wanna smack him, walk over my dead body first!"

-Dedede quickly swings his hammer at Sephiroth-

Sephiroth teleports all around Bang, slashing him every time he ports. He's porting too fast to be hammered.

edited 24th Dec '12 4:20:05 PM by Trip

-Sephiroth then gets a slight migraine, and the strange notion that too much 'port spamming may not be good for his health-

Carry on.

EDIT: Watching Bang too, just so you know.

edited 24th Dec '12 4:24:44 PM by Artemis92

-Bang uses Burning Heart to counter the slashes and goes on his own teleporting spree, 'porting after every one of Sephiroth's attacks and throwing burning punches. Essentialy, teleport counters-

I'm being careful. He only teleports after blocking an attack, and that's what he just did...a lot.

edited 24th Dec '12 4:27:05 PM by Randomman5

"Hey! Slow down, darn it!"

"Rgh!"

He ports one more time, to give his sort of "defeat" speech.

"Your very skilled. But it seems... Only Cloud can defeat me."

Sephiroth dissapears.

Now could I get an avatar of Itachi Uchiha?

Shadow Man crosses his arms to deafen the blow, and is pushes back a bit from the impact (with visible scorch marks on his arms). He throws four smoke pellets around Kid Buu and one at his own feet, and when the smoke clears five Shadow Mans stand in front of Buu- given he's a ninja, it's obvious four of them are duplicates. Each one draws several kunais and prepares for a throw- but none of them throw anything. Yet. They all speak in unison.

"Pick one of us and strike. Think fast."

Oh, and by the way...

-Bang does a handsign, creating a flashy-yet-harmless explosion behind him-

"That is the power of a trained shinobi!"

Artie, I'd say I loved ya but I ain't that kinda guy!

edited 24th Dec '12 4:30:52 PM by Randomman5

Kid Buu jumps into fire one large Ki Blast at the ground trying to too hit all the Shadow Man.

Okay...

@Trip: Working on it. Readin' the dude's wiki page presently.

Should I add the battle of Demise V Shadow/Asura to the "awesome" section?

edited 24th Dec '12 4:37:20 PM by Trip

It's an Ed, Edd N Eddy quote. It means "you're freaking awesome." And Trip, yes. Yes you should.

edited 24th Dec '12 4:37:02 PM by Randomman5

They all disappear except for the one furthest to the left, who drops his kunais. It's easy to tell where his paint started to melt (leaving dark gray spots everywhere on his left side), and the mark Zero left on his chest has burned through, revealing the metal frame and circuitry beneath.

"Ngh... you don't give up very easily, do you?"

He reaches for the kunais he dropped and, all at once, tosses them at Kid Buu.