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-Vakama stares up at the dogfight from down in the park-
-He wonders where Maulos has gotten to and regrets letting him out of his sight-
-Dash flies around the clones, trying to notice a difference between the three Grunties. She eventually finds out that one of them moves slightly before the others, and decides to Mach Blitz 1 that odd copy of Grunty-
A dark-ish aura develops in the rafters of the cafeteria.
A small purple tornada appears in that aura, slowing down to a halt quickly. A Grey hand swipes away the fabric covering up the cause of the twister.
A....small....masked blue blob?
Oh, he has a sword! AWW, HE'S SO CU-OOOOOWW. BY DOOOOSE!
Meta knight is equipped with:
The Galaxia, a Golden, seven-pronged sword that can create shock waves and small twisters when swung.
Badass Black Cape, that is not just for show. He can use it to blend into any shadow.
Mifune start to look for popcorn to watch the fight with
this should be good
-Grunty is slammed by Rainbow Dash and the fakes vanish. Grunty flies over near the entrance to North Plaza (her broomstick isn't looking too good) and fires a volley of red spells before firing a homing spell.-
"That last hit did clip my ear,/ but you can't get me over here! See this spell, I think you'll find,/ its target will be your behind!"
Hit her one more time and the broom breaks. Then...things are gonna get weird.
-Dash performs an Inside Loop maneuver to dodge the fireballs, then flies around a tree in order to trick the homing ball into hitting said tree, then finally executes a diagonally-up Mach Blitz 1 at Grunty-
-Gruntilda's broomstick shatters into splinters and the falls to the ground face-first. She gets to her feet and looks up at Rainbow Dash.-
"My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!"
-Gruntilda reaches into her pocket and pulls out what appears to be...a stack of index cards.-
"I cannot fly, and that's a shame/so how's about a little game?"
And now, if you'll let me, a grand Gruntilda tradition...a quiz show. I am NOT kidding.
-right when Dash hears the word "Game", she suddenly performs a 90-degree turn towards the ground and lands-
"A game, you say? Bring it on!"
-A podium appears in front of Gruntilda. A similar podium appears near Rainbow Dash, with the initials "R.D." on it.-
"A simple quiz, a test of brains/each wrong answer will bring you pain! But get enough right, and I decree/you'll get one free shot at me! There will be three choices, 2 wrong, 1 right/choose wisely if you want to win this fight!"
Warning - these questions will break the fourth wall with impunity, but I will always ask something that you would know, based on the various fights we've had. Btw, a wrong answer just means she'll wing a spell at Rainbow Dash, it's not an auto-hit. You can totally dodge it.
edited 5th Nov '12 1:56:38 PM by Randomman5
"Hehehe...a quiz show, eh? Well then, get ready to have your mind blown by the great Rainbow Dash!"
-flies onto the podium-
Appropriate music, just because I can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hscV8q0zi5g
Also, for this occasion, I'm going to let my avatar gallery comment on the quiz show. Spoilered, of course.
edited 5th Nov '12 2:02:14 PM by DarkDestruction
"Question 1. He throws meteors and dispenses shame/who's the one running this Forum Game?"
A) Artemis 92
B) Artifact 92
C) Stormageddon, Dark Lord Of All
Entire Avatar Gallery: -Sits down and grabs popcorn-
"Hmm...I'll choose...A, for Artemis!"
"Question 2. Now time for a picture quiz◊/tell me what color the red house is!"
C) I'm colorblind
Mitsuru: Hmm...I wonder why she would give a question with such an obvious answer? King Dedede: Yeah! Even I know the answer! Meta Knight: You...you do realize the implications of what you just said, right? Isaac Washington: Namely, that you are a fucking MORON! Entire Gallery: HAHAHAHA! King Dedede: Shut up.
-Dash puts one of her hooves to her face, to imitate a facepalm-
"Of course it's red..."
"Question 3: That boy Bartz has custom moves/which isn't one of them, Derpy Hooves?"
A) Dragon Dive
B) Magnum Strike
C) Burning Harken
edited 5th Nov '12 2:20:30 PM by Randomman5
Bartz: Hey! She knew my moves! Jecht: Maybe she's your sta- Bartz: -Immediately enters EX Mode and uses Goblin Punch + Master Mime on Jecht- Sonic: -to Bartz- Dude, I can relate.
edited 5th Nov '12 2:26:48 PM by DarkDestruction
"Question 4: Before Shadow made him blow a fuse/which of these moves did Cole not use?"
A) Lightning Storm
B) Redirect Rocket
C) Bolt Stream
Shadow: Hmph. I simply used a Chaos Blast on him at point-blank range; Nothing personal. Tifa: -horrified- You... Jeanne: What kind of... Prishe: You blasted somebody with an exploding beam at point-blank range?! Shadow: At least I didn't crack his skull open, unlike what I did to Dr. Eggman...
"Let me guess...A?"
"Last Question: You know how to flit and fly above/ But guess what number I'm thinking of!"
C) OVER 9000!
Sagi: "The answer is 2!" Marno: "Yeah, it's 2." Cole: "I'm lookin' at the card right now, it's 2!" Dalek: "ALL DATA SUGGESTS ANSWER TO BE 2!"
This is an actual question she uses in Banjo-Tooie, by the way. I only know the answer because of a strategy guide I had as a kid.
edited 5th Nov '12 3:17:51 PM by Randomman5
Entire Avatar Gallery: -starts munching popcorn faster-
-Ding, correct! Confetti starts falling from literally nowhere.-
-Grunty throws her cards into the air and starts pounding the podium with her fists.-
"No, no, no, how can this be?!/A stupid pony outsmarting me?! I was told it'd be impossibly hard/By the makers of these cards! Now you get your one free shot..."
-A jet fires from the bottom of Grunty's podium, lifting her into the air at high speed.-
"...IF YOU CAN CATCH ME! I THINK NOT!"
Grunty likes to cheat...a lot. But she's not attacking...not sure she can on that podium.
edited 6th Nov '12 1:06:59 PM by Randomman5
Entire Avatar Gallery: -gives a standing ovation and starts cheering for Rainbow Dash- Ouendan cheerleaders: -starts doing a routine to this song- King Dedede, Jecht, Sonic: Yeah! Get 'em, speedster! Mitsuru: Magnifique. I am certain she will prove victorious. Jeanne, Tifa, Prishe: WHOO!! RAINBOW DASH!!
-Rainbow Dash immediately takes off from her podium, and flies high up into the sky, seemingly vanishing into the clouds-
We all know what this means, right?
edited 5th Nov '12 3:47:55 PM by DarkDestruction
Dude, I was expecting nothing less.
-Grunty's podium rises higher, and she sees RD disappear into the clouds.-
"Looks like that pony's run away/Which means Grunty shall escape today!"
edited 5th Nov '12 3:39:12 PM by Randomman5
-Dash immediately starts charging down at Mach 10, trying to ram and vaporize Grunty-
-Gruntilda sees the visible spectrum shatter into a rainbow and screams at the top of her lungs as Rainbow Dash slams into her, obliterating her podium and, more importantly, her. As she's destroyed, she shouts one final rhyme.-
"Stupid pony, dumb Rainbow Dash/I will return and kick your-"
-Ragna the Bloodedge re-spawns in North Plaza.-
"Wha-oh, son of a bitch, I'm here again?!"
edited 5th Nov '12 4:57:48 PM by Randomman5
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