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FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13776: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:04:36 PM

As I suspected. Your soul is as tainted as expected. (watches, not going to disturb as long as RD's on a roll)

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#13777: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:11:08 PM

"Oh, like I give a damn!"

-Hazama grapples up to RD, kicks at her once in midair and then slashes at her repeatedly in midair with his knives.-

edited 3rd Nov '12 7:11:31 PM by Randomman5

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#13778: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:11:18 PM

-in Bowser's voice- SHOWTIME!

-Dash is hit by the attacks, then starts distancing herself away from Hazama, before suddenly charging him at Mach 0.5-

Before you ask, no, this isn't Sonic Rainboom. SR allows her to fly at Mach 10 (and I'm going with Death Battle's explanation here) and perform 90-degree turns. Regular mach blitzes like this only allows straight-line flights.

edited 3rd Nov '12 7:11:58 PM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#13779: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:12:53 PM

-Hazama quickly fires Ouroboros at the ground in a panic and grapples, trying to get the hell away from the hooved, subsonic death machine.-

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13780: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:13:58 PM

(begins slowly approaching them, lance on shoulder, eyes narrowed)

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#13782: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:20:39 PM

"Not so fast with your head stuck in a tree, are you?!"

-Hazama dashes up to the tree and uses Serpent's Infernal Rapture on Dash, vanishing before trying to kick her sky-high with a pillar of energy.-

"I warned you... Serpent's Infernal Rapture!"

edited 3rd Nov '12 7:21:11 PM by Randomman5

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#13783: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:22:14 PM

-Dash is flung away into the sky...before reappearing from the clouds and re-attempting a Mach Blitz at Mach 1 (aka the speed of sound)-

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13784: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:22:18 PM

(clears his throat) Three men can play this game.(glares at Hazama quite nonchalantly, despite seeing what he can do)

edited 3rd Nov '12 7:23:08 PM by FergardStratoavis

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#13786: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:25:30 PM

-Hazama turns to Jarvan.-

"Sorry - two's murder, three's a crow-"

-Is slammed in the chest mid-sentence by a Mach 1 pony and sent flying, landing facedown in the dirt.-

(still facedown, muffled by dirt.) "That...is REALLY starting to PISS ME OFF!!!"

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13787: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:27:08 PM

Eh. Figures of speech. :)

(looks at RD) Need a hand?

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#13788: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:31:04 PM

-turns to Jarvan, while still midair-

"Thanks, but I can handle this!"

-Dash, seeing an opportunity, starts to take off into the air, and into the clouds-

Readying technique: Sonic Rainboom. Speed: approx. 3,402.9 m/s.

edited 3rd Nov '12 7:35:22 PM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#13789: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:33:48 PM

-Hazama looks up at RD, seeing her start to accelerate.-

"Maybe we got off on the wrong foot-er, hoof, here. That whole "beat you into unconsciousness and throw you into a magic Cauldron to fuel the apocalypse" thing, it's just a huge misunderstanding. Why don't we talk this out a bit?"

Yup, trying to pull a Starscream here. Also, minor typo, you spelled "Rainboom" as "Raimboom."

edited 3rd Nov '12 7:34:29 PM by Randomman5

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13790: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:36:58 PM

(chuckles) I'm not looking forward to see you again, scumbag.

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#13791: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:39:31 PM

"Sorry..."

-accelerates further-

"But I won't fall for the same trick twice!"

-vanishes into the clouds, preparing to do a 180-degree turn and execute Sonic Rainboom-

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#13792: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:41:47 PM

-Hazama is slammed into at approximately 3, 402.9 meters a second and his body is utterly vaporized. An unseen, disembodied female announcer yells "Rainbow Dash Win! Astral Finish!"-

edited 3rd Nov '12 7:47:23 PM by Randomman5

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13793: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:42:51 PM

(claps slowly) Most impressive.

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#13794: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:47:02 PM

-Dash lands, right after executing SR-

"Whoo yeah! I'm awesome!"

@Randomman - actually, m/s stands for meters per second, instead of miles per second. If it's miles per second then Dash would've incinerated herself. Just FYI.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13795: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:48:25 PM

Do you have any name I can use to identify you, creature?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#13796: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:49:05 PM

Hey, would I be allowed to have Hazama show up real quick in his ghost form? I mean, he can't do much, and he'd get killed again pretty quick, but could I have him, like, try to possess someone?

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#13797: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:51:07 PM

"I'm Rainbow Dash! I'm the fastest pegasus alive!"

While somewhat in-character for her (I guess), at this point, I might as well be playing Sonic The Hedgehog.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13798: Nov 3rd 2012 at 7:58:32 PM

I see. Jarvan Lightshield the Fourth. I presume you too don't know where we are?

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#13799: Nov 3rd 2012 at 8:01:55 PM

"Uh, yeah, this looks like a park...what I don't understand is why is there a seemingly sprawling park in the middle of a shopping center?"

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#13800: Nov 3rd 2012 at 8:06:39 PM

We don't have such things in Demacia or anywhere in Valoran... Although it seems to bear some resemblance to a bazaar of some sort. As for your question, it is beyond me as well.


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