-a yarrunmace comes-
Hello! I'm from the "Big white room" thread! Heh heh, it's a good thing a Gensokyo exists in that room, or else I'd be done for.
-wills the Orks back to their home planet-
Now, can we settle this peacefully? I find no reason for you to conquer us.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedHead Sorcerer: Blood for the Blood God...
-the other sorcerers draw incredibly long and jagged knives, standing expectantly over the terrified captives-
The Danse Macabre Codex-two yarrunmace come-
Boss-Battle!yarrunmace: Arceus, the Orks are being very noisy on their home planet. Fix that
Original!yarrunmace: Okay, that should be enough. I shall avenge my pokemon! Rayquaza, fire at the Imperium
edited 19th Jul '10 10:46:48 AM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedHead Sorcerer: Skulls, for the Skull Throne!
-the other sorcerers go to work, and soon the clearing they are using as an impromptu sacrifical altar runneth over with blood-
head Sorcerer: Hear us, O Khorne, and return to us your Champion that he might continue to spill blood in your name!
The Danse Macabre Codex-the blood pools onto Gargoth's dismembered body parts, and his injuries begin to close, pull together, etc. The Daemon Prince's newly reconstituted body twitches several times, then sits up and opens its smouldering eyes-
Head Sorcerer: Welcome back Lord Gargoth. Are you we—
-the Daemon Prince reaches out, seizing the sorcerer by the throat and shoving the bloody librarian's head into his mouth-
Gargoth: Of course I'm not well, you idiot! As for the rest of you, begin the ritual; I want that Bloodthirster on this battlefield five minutes ago!!!
The Danse Macabre Codex-the Commissar is surprisngly unaffected by the attack, it only resulting in a Dramatic Windesque fluttering of his overcoat... while some of his squad dies horribly.-
Die, xenos!
Locking you up on radar since '09Whiteroom!yarrunmace: Commisar! I shall punish you for caring naught for your own troops
-downgrades Commisar to a regular Imperium soldier-
Original!yarrunmace: Hey Reimu, up the attacks!
-Army is halved to about 1/8 of original size-
Now, where is Gargoth!
edited 19th Jul '10 11:00:29 AM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped...You can't really "downgrade" a Commissar, as far as I know.
I'm doing it FOR THE EMPRAH
-BLAM-
-BLAM-
-BLAM-
-BLAM-
-BLAM-
-and with that, a flurry of bolts are flung toward his foes-
Locking you up on radar since '09-the remaining Chaos Sorcerers have gathered a new group of captives into the clearing, and are busily letting their blood flow, allowing it to pool into a shallow depression at the clearing's center. Gargoth paces impatiently around the altar's perimeter, looking for enemies to rend-
Gargoth: Hurry up, damn you! I want to kill something!
Chaos Sorcerers: -chanting- O Great and Terrible Khorne, God of Blood and Wrath, Accept This Offering Of Your Servants, That We Might Loose Your Eightfold Wrath Upon These Heretics That Spite You So.
-the pool of blood begins to boil and churn-
The Danse Macabre Codexthen he's simply turned into a regular grunt
Original!yarrunmace: Gargoth, found you! Well, you Imperial army's being minced, I've got 2 more of me who are even more powerful than me, and the best you've got on your side is a demon. Give up?
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped-the Daemon Prince snarls at yarrunmace with contempt-
Gargoth: "Just" a Daemon? Heh. Heheh. Hehehahahahaha, ahahahahahaaa! No, fool, the Lord of Skulls is beyond your ken, and your ignorance amuses me enough that I might spare you for the callous offense of lumping the Brotherhood of Darkness together with these Imperial fools!
Sorcerers: It comes, the Drinker of Blood! The Fist of Khorne, War Given Form!
edited 19th Jul '10 11:09:09 AM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexYukari: What, again?
-revives yarrunmace-
Alright, you. Disinte-
-watches the Bloodthirster rise up-
Enslave Greater Demon!
-watches as the Bloodthirster slowly comes under his control-
Bloodthirster, (points at the guardsman) your heretic.
-watches as the Bloodthirster tears the guardsman a new one-
Well, my work here is done. If anything, the rest of Touhou can finish up. Later
-All!yarrunmace teleports out-
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped-The Comissar-turned-Guardsman is fine-
Blasted daemons!
-finds his Commissar equipment nearby-
Oh. That's better.
In my case, godmoding will be dealt with by making whatever happened... not happen.
edited 19th Jul '10 11:14:09 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09Hate to break it to you, but the Bloodthirster is
explicitly protected from that sort of magic
. Otherwise I would not have summoned it.
-the towering form of the Bloodthirster sneers at Yukari with bloodlust and hateful contempt. The sorcerers clear a path as it pulls itself from the pool and strides towards the remains of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, blood dripping from its colossal axe and mane and glinting on its leathery wings-
Sorcerer: Shall we assist the Bloodthirster, Lord Gargoth?
Gargoth: No. Stay out of its way until the battle is done, or it will rend you to pieces. There are other skulls to be had, here...
-and with that, Gargoth leads his forces towards another part of Gensokyo, leading them unknowingly on a beeline towards the Orks-
The Danse Macabre Codex-teleports back-
Original!yarrunmace: Crud, should have seen that coming. Right then, time to find Keine
Battleboss!yarrunmace: Invincibility to all but physical attacks? Alright, Groudon, use Fissure on that demon!
edited 19th Jul '10 11:22:45 AM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

-A column of Leman Russes moves to assist the guardsmen-
"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."