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ITT: The Imperium Of Man Comes to Gensokyo!

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#201: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:41:43 AM

-A column of Leman Russes moves to assist the guardsmen-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#202: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:42:49 AM

-a yarrunmace comes-

Hello! I'm from the "Big white room" thread! Heh heh, it's a good thing a Gensokyo exists in that room, or else I'd be done for.

-wills the Orks back to their home planet-

Now, can we settle this peacefully? I find no reason for you to conquer us.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#203: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:43:52 AM

Head Sorcerer: Blood for the Blood God...

-the other sorcerers draw incredibly long and jagged knives, standing expectantly over the terrified captives-

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#204: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:44:49 AM

BE: Dere's ALWAYS a Good Reason! FIGHT US, YA SQUIG!

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#205: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:45:09 AM

-a yarrunmace comes-

Hey, I'm from the "stealing" thread. I steal your knives, and your youkai.

-giggles-

This is much better stuff than what I get in that thread

-the stealing!yarrunmace leaves-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#206: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:46:31 AM

-two yarrunmace come-

Boss-Battle!yarrunmace: Arceus, the Orks are being very noisy on their home planet. Fix that

Original!yarrunmace: Okay, that should be enough. I shall avenge my pokemon! Rayquaza, fire at the Imperium

edited 19th Jul '10 10:46:48 AM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#207: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:47:06 AM

Head Sorcerer: Skulls, for the Skull Throne!

-the other sorcerers go to work, and soon the clearing they are using as an impromptu sacrifical altar runneth over with blood-

head Sorcerer: Hear us, O Khorne, and return to us your Champion that he might continue to spill blood in your name!

The Danse Macabre Codex
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#208: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:47:16 AM

Thank you for the assistance.

-they enter combat with the Orcs-

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#209: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:48:16 AM

-A drop pod slams down on the Thiefyarrun; out of it come some First Company Assault Marines-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#210: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:48:30 AM

-Arceus arrives at the Ork home planet and starts razing it; Rayquaza burns through half the Imperium army-

All!yarrunmace: We who fight alone, we shall triumph!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#211: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:49:43 AM

BE: GWARHARHARHAR!! You Zoggin' grot-lovah! We 'as no 'ome planet!

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#212: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:50:15 AM

Yukari: Ok, I've closed up the boundary between Gensokyo and space. No more reinforcements

Boss!yarrunmace: Crap, my Arceus!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#213: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:52:20 AM

Dangit. Well, Arceus is razing one of your ships, then

Boss!yarrunmace: Dialgia, use Special Rend!

-a void is created behind Imperium lines. Troops are starting to get sucked in; Reimu is still sending danmaku into the ranks-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#214: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:52:24 AM

-the blood pools onto Gargoth's dismembered body parts, and his injuries begin to close, pull together, etc. The Daemon Prince's newly reconstituted body twitches several times, then sits up and opens its smouldering eyes-

Head Sorcerer: Welcome back Lord Gargoth. Are you we—

-the Daemon Prince reaches out, seizing the sorcerer by the throat and shoving the bloody librarian's head into his mouth-

Gargoth: Of course I'm not well, you idiot! As for the rest of you, begin the ritual; I want that Bloodthirster on this battlefield five minutes ago!!!

The Danse Macabre Codex
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#215: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:54:02 AM

-the Commissar is surprisngly unaffected by the attack, it only resulting in a Dramatic Windesque fluttering of his overcoat... while some of his squad dies horribly.-

Die, xenos!

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#216: Jul 19th 2010 at 10:56:45 AM

Whiteroom!yarrunmace: Commisar! I shall punish you for caring naught for your own troops

-downgrades Commisar to a regular Imperium soldier-

Original!yarrunmace: Hey Reimu, up the attacks!

-Army is halved to about 1/8 of original size-

Now, where is Gargoth!

edited 19th Jul '10 11:00:29 AM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#217: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:00:50 AM

...You can't really "downgrade" a Commissar, as far as I know.

I'm doing it FOR THE EMPRAH

-BLAM-

-BLAM-

-BLAM-

-BLAM-

-BLAM-

-and with that, a flurry of bolts are flung toward his foes-

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#218: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:01:39 AM

-the remaining Chaos Sorcerers have gathered a new group of captives into the clearing, and are busily letting their blood flow, allowing it to pool into a shallow depression at the clearing's center. Gargoth paces impatiently around the altar's perimeter, looking for enemies to rend-

Gargoth: Hurry up, damn you! I want to kill something!

Chaos Sorcerers: -chanting- O Great and Terrible Khorne, God of Blood and Wrath, Accept This Offering Of Your Servants, That We Might Loose Your Eightfold Wrath Upon These Heretics That Spite You So.

-the pool of blood begins to boil and churn-

The Danse Macabre Codex
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#219: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:03:28 AM

then he's simply turned into a regular grunt

Original!yarrunmace: Gargoth, found you! Well, you Imperial army's being minced, I've got 2 more of me who are even more powerful than me, and the best you've got on your side is a demon. Give up?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#220: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:07:01 AM

-the Commissar-turned-Guardsman smiles-

You sorely underestimate us, heretic.

-before yarrunmace can react he fires his laspistol-

Well, when you're going up against people who can apparently do anything...

edited 19th Jul '10 11:07:23 AM by Flanker66

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SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#221: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:08:33 AM

-the Daemon Prince snarls at yarrunmace with contempt-

Gargoth: "Just" a Daemon? Heh. Heheh. Hehehahahahaha, ahahahahahaaa! No, fool, the Lord of Skulls is beyond your ken, and your ignorance amuses me enough that I might spare you for the callous offense of lumping the Brotherhood of Darkness together with these Imperial fools!

-the blood continues to boil and churn, and a deafening roar emanates from the pool, causing the entirety of Gensokyo to resonate in sympathy-

Sorcerers: It comes, the Drinker of Blood! The Fist of Khorne, War Given Form!

edited 19th Jul '10 11:09:09 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#222: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:10:46 AM

Yukari: What, again?

-revives yarrunmace-

Alright, you. Disinte-

-watches the Bloodthirster rise up-

Enslave Greater Demon!

-watches as the Bloodthirster slowly comes under his control-

Bloodthirster, (points at the guardsman) your heretic.

-watches as the Bloodthirster tears the guardsman a new one-

Well, my work here is done. If anything, the rest of Touhou can finish up. Later

-All!yarrunmace teleports out-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#223: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:13:17 AM

-The Comissar-turned-Guardsman is fine-

Blasted daemons!

-finds his Commissar equipment nearby-

Oh. That's better.

-a few minutes later-

In my case, godmoding will be dealt with by making whatever happened... not happen.

edited 19th Jul '10 11:14:09 AM by Flanker66

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#224: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:16:21 AM

Hate to break it to you, but the Bloodthirster is explicitly protected from that sort of magic. Otherwise I would not have summoned it.

-the towering form of the Bloodthirster sneers at Yukari with bloodlust and hateful contempt. The sorcerers clear a path as it pulls itself from the pool and strides towards the remains of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, blood dripping from its colossal axe and mane and glinting on its leathery wings-

Sorcerer: Shall we assist the Bloodthirster, Lord Gargoth?

Gargoth: No. Stay out of its way until the battle is done, or it will rend you to pieces. There are other skulls to be had, here...

-and with that, Gargoth leads his forces towards another part of Gensokyo, leading them unknowingly on a beeline towards the Orks-

The Danse Macabre Codex
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#225: Jul 19th 2010 at 11:20:02 AM

-teleports back-

Original!yarrunmace: Crud, should have seen that coming. Right then, time to find Keine

Battleboss!yarrunmace: Invincibility to all but physical attacks? Alright, Groudon, use Fissure on that demon!

edited 19th Jul '10 11:22:45 AM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

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