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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#10201: Oct 2nd 2010 at 3:51:38 AM

Ferrum: Oh, Don't worry! *pulls out what seems to be a really big taser* I've come prepared for this! *drives it into the Commissar's chest, hoping to jump start his heart*

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10202: Oct 2nd 2010 at 3:55:49 AM

"...It's working. Somehow. Whoop-de-fucking-doo."

-Though weak, the Commissar's heart has restarted-

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10203: Oct 2nd 2010 at 3:58:48 AM

"Nice work. See if you can get him stabilised. I have someone I need to talk to."

-Badassious grabs his vox-link, only to realise that it's out of batteries-

"Might want to cover your ears."

-Badassious shouts loud enough for his voice to carry to Arcturus-

"I hear you're looking for volunteers on a suicide mission?"

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#10204: Oct 2nd 2010 at 4:00:43 AM

Ferrum: Goodies! *gets a large syringe from his belt* This'll get him up and about in no time! *injects him and Graile's breathing gets less erratic* If you're asking, I made that out of several chemicals most of which are deadly poisons.

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l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#10205: Oct 2nd 2010 at 4:25:28 AM

"Indeed I am. And I just so happen to know you've got a few Angries and a land raider with you. Feel like proving me wrong on this job being suicide?"

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10206: Oct 2nd 2010 at 4:39:22 AM

"I'd be happy to, Arcturus. See you in a minute, just sorting out a few loose ends. We've got a 'Colonel-Commissar Graille' down here, nad we're just patching him up."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#10207: Oct 2nd 2010 at 5:40:15 AM

"Well, make sure he's alright, for he's in charge of the main IG force. Begin at your earliest convenience, Badassious."

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10208: Oct 2nd 2010 at 5:43:13 AM

"Very well."

-Badassious returns his voice to normal level, and turns to the Apothecary-

"He's the commander of the Guard on this planet. Don't let him die, and get him stable and awake so we can get him back to the field hospital."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10209: Oct 2nd 2010 at 5:43:56 AM

"We're almost done, you arsehole. Just got to do this... and this... bingo. Wake up, cockfeatures!"

-The Apothecary slaps Graille, who awakes with a start-

...It feels like I've went 12 rounds with a Champion of Khorne.

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10210: Oct 2nd 2010 at 5:47:08 AM

"Well, you spent twelve rounds with a champion of Tzeentch, so not that far off. Then your tank somehow got airborne, and you landed on a Carnifex. You're lucky to be alive. Now, we need to get you somewhere safe, Colonel-Commissar."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10211: Oct 2nd 2010 at 5:50:39 AM

It sounds more like Arcturus' style, the crazy fool. But I doubt that fight was good for me in any sense of the word. Just take me to the nearest medical centre... I'll command my men from there.

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10212: Oct 2nd 2010 at 5:57:19 AM

"Right. Now, we're a couple of miles away from the medical centre, and walking would probably get you killed. There isn't any room in the Land Raider, so I'm not sure what we're going to do about that."

SIR, JUST SHOOT THE FU-

-The Angry Marine was then punched in the face by Badassious hard enough to throw him several metres away and crack his helmet-

"What did I say about insubordination? Next one who talks down about the Colonel-Commissar has to spend a month with the Pretty Marines."

-One of the other Angries speaks up-

WHAT I THINK BROTHER TAURUS WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS THAT WE COULD FIRE HIM OUT OF THE LAND RAIDER ANGRINATOR.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10213: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:00:46 AM

-At the mention of the Pretty Marines, one of the Angry Marines groans-

"NOT THOSE SICK FUCKS. PLEASE."

...And how will I be sure this will not kill me?

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10214: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:06:17 AM

"And I'll remove all your weapons and restrain you for the entire month, so you have to listen to them talk about their make-up."

"As for you, Graille, I do believe there is a spare suit of Angrinator armour in the Raider. It'll be a bit big, but should protect you from the impact. I've done it before."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10215: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:09:51 AM

Let's get this over with...

-Graille stands up with some difficulty-

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10216: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:13:26 AM

-Badassious holds the door of the Raider open-

"Vancy, could you give this Commissar the spare Angrinator armour in the back?"

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10217: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:18:52 AM

"Sure!"

-In a flash the Angrinator armour is outside-

Do you mean who I think you mean...?

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10218: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:21:56 AM

"Quite probably, assuming you meant Vance Stubbs. You're not going to ask for an autograph, are you? We've already been held up like that once."

-The Angrinator armour resembles normal Angry Marine armour, but is lighter, more heat-resistant, and has lots of shock dampeners on the inside for surviving the impact-

"He's likely never worn Astartes armour before, someone held the man put it on."

edited 2nd Oct '10 6:22:18 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10219: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:24:42 AM

-Vance slowly steps out of the Land Raider and helps Graille into the Angrinator armour-

"Easy does it."

By the Emperor... I'm being helped into Astartes armour by Vance Stubbs!

"You forgot the "Motherfuckin'" part."

-But Graille is too caught up to care-

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l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#10220: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:30:35 AM

Arcturus turns back to the gigantic swarm down below, contemplating how to best break through once the diversion is on. After a while, he's decided.

"Alrighty, once Badassious has their attention, I need a few things. Flandre, when we begin, get in there and just wreak as much havoc as you can manage. Zee, take the rest of the company that hasn't been assigned to other tasks and keep her covered. I myself, along with fourth platoon will stick with Eirin and make sure she and her weapon gets where she needs to go. Remilia can do as she pleases. So, unless there are any objections, on my mark..."

His thoughts briefly went to the battle in orbit, high above. If Byakuren and the Ulysses couldn't succeed, then this could quickly go wrong...

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#10221: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:31:12 AM

Ferrum: *shudders at the mere mention of the Pretty Marines* And if you'll excuse me you cocksuckers, I have to be with my own chapter. *runs towards the Judicators, specifically Mallus*

Mallus: You're still alive.

Ferrum: Of course! I had been treating the injured all this time!

Azmodai: *walks towards Zechariah* Now that we've met up with friendly forces, Should we join up with them?

Zechariah: Perhaps, But If we rely on their help too much we will end up disgracing our Chapter.

Azmodai: Then we will fight harder than them.

Zechariah: Indeed we shall. And we will make our Chapter Proud! *walks towards Squad Hakurei* Me and my men wish to speak to the commander of this squad!

edited 2nd Oct '10 6:32:13 AM by Strigon

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#10222: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:44:41 AM

-Badassious turns to address the assembled Angries-

"Angry Marines! Space Marines! I have been informed of our orders! We are to hold back the tide of Tyranids so that our allies can obliterate the Tyranid command structure! They say that this will be a 'Suicide mission! Hah! They do not know who they are talking about! I do, however, and I know, as someone once said, that 'IT IS NOT US WHO WILL DIE TODAY! NO, IT IS THE ENEMY WHO WILL DIE!'."

-Badassious smiles at his troops-

"BUT IF WE DO FALL IN BATTLE TODAY, MEN, IT WILL BE PUNCH, KICKING AND SCREAMING, NOT SITTING AROUND LIKE PRETTY MARINES! WE WILL DIE RIPPING CARNIFEXES IN HALF WITH OUR HANDS! WE WILL DIE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ALL THE BUGS WE HAVE SLAUGHTERED! BECAUSE WE ARE NOT PRETTY MARINES!"

"SO TELL THOSE OVERGROWN BUGS. TELL INQUISITOR ARCTURUS!"

"WHO ARE WE!?"

edited 2nd Oct '10 6:45:02 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#10223: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:49:34 AM

All of my Characters: WE ARE SPACE MARINES!!! WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S MAILED FIST!!! WE! ARE! HIS! FINEST!!!

edited 2nd Oct '10 7:08:37 AM by Strigon

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10224: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:54:42 AM

-Indrick Boreale and his Blood Ravens are also fighting, though they are doing their level best not to off him due to "friendly fire"-

"SPEHSS MEHREENS! WE WEHLL NOHT FAWLTEHR IN OUA DUTEH! FOHR THE EMPRAH!"

-Fuklaw is with a small group of Guardsmen-

Stopped firing? THAT'S HERESY!

-BLAM-

YOU THERE! Why are you wiping dirt off your face?! You should be grateful to be doing the Emperor's work!

-BLAM-

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#10225: Oct 2nd 2010 at 6:57:36 AM

-Zee nods to her husband, then turns to Flandre-

Are you ready, young mistress? This will get ugly quickly.

-the sound of heavy footfalls marching in formation can be heard coming down the trail from the direction that the party just came, accompanied by...is that bawdy singing?-


-the Black Templars continue to hammer the Tyranids, both on the ground and in orbit. Though the zealous Space Marines are taking some casualties, they and their Tau allies press on undaunted. The Shaft of Ulysses and her escort have reached the hive fleet and are slowly pressing into the enemies' ranks, guns firing hellfire torpedos in all directions-

Inquisitor, this is Captain Odysseus. We have reached the objective, and will be delivering the payload shortly. If you hear from me again, we will have failed.

edited 2nd Oct '10 7:04:31 AM by SullenFrog

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