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Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 18th 2010 at 7:36:26 PM

Exactly What It Says on the Tin.

Invasion. Pick a side.

Will you defend your beautiful and quirky world from these Invaders Grim?

Or will you purge this Daemon and Heresy-infested world in the name of the Emperor?

edited 18th Jul '10 7:38:01 PM by Colonial1.1

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine
Ghosts' Poet
Jul 18th 2010 at 7:54:26 PM

Gensokyo. It's obvious, no? At least two characters are immortal, so at least we're going to win eventually

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:09:23 PM

Nnnno. You're gonna battle it out. This ain't askin' for an opinion.

-The Imperial Fleet moves into high orbit over the world, sensors picking up alarming amounts of warp energy-

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MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:15:09 PM

Exterminatus ain't got nothing on the kind of power Master Spark can do.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine
Ghosts' Poet
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:15:54 PM

...right then, I'll just stay out of this until I get some weapons.

-goes and converses with Get Out Of My House!yarrunmace, Endless Boss Battles!yarrunmace and Abducted By Yukari!yarrunmace

edited 18th Jul '10 8:17:59 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:20:41 PM

-Nevertheless, the Emperor's finest enter their drop pods, the entireity of the Steel Judicators Chapter present; dozens of dropships descend on the world, thousands of Imperial Guard Cadian and Krieg troopers at the ready-

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine
Ghosts' Poet
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:23:51 PM

Thanks guys!

Alright, I'm now a composite wizard, a master knife thrower, and the proud owner of 5 fully-leveled legendaries...and Gardevoir. Who shall stand against us?!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:35:28 PM

-The dropships fly overhead, a message in High Gothic disturbing the normally peaceful morning air-

In The Name Of The Imperium, You Will Submit. Resistance Will Be Rewarded With His Armies' Steel Fist.

-The drop pods begin to fall-

edited 18th Jul '10 8:36:31 PM by Colonial1.1

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Makuta9999 Lord of shadows
Lord of shadows
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:43:52 PM

This should be good.

Neither gods nor youkai, only Man [EXPLICIT REDACTED]!!!

To be seen, stand up To be heard, speak up To be appreciated, shut up
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 18th 2010 at 8:49:28 PM

-A drop pod lands in the centre of a village, a shuttle landing on a hill not far away from it; the drop pod opens, four tactical marines moving out of it, chainswords and bolters ready for anything; a mob of IG conscripts emerges from the shuttle, a Kasrkin sergeant leading them; a booming voice comes from the Brother Corporal-

WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE?

a little note: If the Imperium loses here, SOMEONE gets to have tea with them.

-Dozens more dropships come down all over the planet, disembarking their multitudes of Imperial Guard-

edited 18th Jul '10 11:29:55 PM by Colonial1.1

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jul 19th 2010 at 1:03:23 AM

-A Baneblade rumbles up behind the squid.-

AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld
Problem?
Jul 19th 2010 at 1:06:55 AM

*He was still hiding, trying to find Reimu... But when the Imperial Guardsmen point at him, he was forced to join them because of Technological Superiority, and the fact that Gensokyo is (nearly) hostile toward him*

"I might have to play Spy for you, Imperials... I could tell you some more info about what we're up against..."

Last Defense Line.
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 19th 2010 at 1:16:28 AM

-A loli wanders past, humming away, thinking obliviousness to the massive figures in armor will make them not notice her; Immediately, the opposite becomes true, the Corporal swinging his huge bolter about; the voice thunders-

YOU THERE, CITIZEN. WHERE IS THE LARGEST CONCENTRATION OF WITCHES ON YOUR WORLD?

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MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity
Embodiment of Paradox
Jul 19th 2010 at 3:59:31 AM

- taps corporal on the shoulder -

Ah, yes, hello. Ahem. I'm here to tell you the following:

- wicked grin -

Get lost before i kill all of you.

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jul 19th 2010 at 4:01:07 AM

-Baneblade readies weapons.-

Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion
Black Inches
Jul 19th 2010 at 4:08:12 AM

...Trying to purge Gensokyo? *snerk* Don't make me laugh.

Escape.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine
Ghosts' Poet
Jul 19th 2010 at 4:09:15 AM

-brings down meteors from the sky-

You shall not destroy this land.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity
Embodiment of Paradox
Jul 19th 2010 at 4:18:03 AM

...I see.

- claps hands, sending a shockwave that knocks down nearby soldiers -

In that case, i will take you on. Despair not, for you have no hope. Worry not, for the inevitable will happen. Weep not, for your life ends here. You may or may not know who i am. I will tell you that my power is manipulation of waves (to stay in the Touhou "manipulation of x" area; there's also something else, but not quite a power...).

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine
Ghosts' Poet
Jul 19th 2010 at 4:26:24 AM

Cool. This time, my powers appear to be "manipulation of reality", seeing as I managed to warp into alternate realitites.

-levitates a Space Marine, slams him into the other Space Marines-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion
Black Inches
Jul 19th 2010 at 4:27:07 AM

^^ (Well, not ALL Touhou characters have "manipulation of X" powers. Kogasa doesn't, for example. Same goes for Patchouli (unless you count her as "Manipulation of the elements"). And Flandre.)

So, let's get down to business, shall we?

*Tosses a few spears comprised of darkness in the Space Marine's general direction*

edited 19th Jul '10 4:28:20 AM by Darxzero

Escape.
MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity
Embodiment of Paradox
Jul 19th 2010 at 4:29:51 AM

(True, but it IS a recurring theme, isn't it?)

Yes, let's.

- snaps fingers, blocking all radiowaves in the vicinity -

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Strigon Planet-Killer
Planet-Killer
Jul 19th 2010 at 6:35:35 AM

Chaplain Mikelus: Blast! These heretics have psykers!

Inquisitor Droz: Worry not Space Marine. I have brought a weapon for this kind of situation. *pulls out a special comms device* Sevrillius!

-A culexus Assassin silently makes his way to the village from a drop pod-

Sevrillius: *communicates from his earpiece* Sir?

Droz: Good, you're here. Take out the wretched psykers in this village that dare go against the will of the God-Emperor of man.

Sevrillius: May the warp have no mercy on their souls. *runs towards the fray*

edited 19th Jul '10 6:40:11 AM by Strigon

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine
Ghosts' Poet
Jul 19th 2010 at 7:51:13 AM

-flies over, picks up Sevrillius by the neck-

My good man, let me inform you of something. You are a soulless killing machine-

-slams his head into the ground-

WHEREAS I AM A MAN!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Strigon Planet-Killer
Planet-Killer
Jul 19th 2010 at 7:55:41 AM

Sevrillius: *rolls, fires a blast from his helmet weapon to knock him over then uses his latent anti-psychic ability to cause yarrunmace horrible pain* Man? You are a monster, An abomination. Just like me. *pulls out a knife*

-A squad of Assault marines deep strike near the fray and dynamic entry Mu Xi Ni with their jump packs and chainswords-

edited 19th Jul '10 7:55:59 AM by Strigon

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