ITT: The Imperium Of Man Comes to Gensokyo!

Exactly What It Says on the Tin.

Invasion. Pick a side.

Will you defend your beautiful and quirky world from these Invaders Grim?

Or will you purge this Daemon and Heresy-infested world in the name of the Emperor?

edited 18th Jul '10 7:38:01 PM by Colonial1.1

Gensokyo. It's obvious, no? At least two characters are immortal, so at least we're going to win eventually

Nnnno. You're gonna battle it out. This ain't askin' for an opinion.

-The Imperial Fleet moves into high orbit over the world, sensors picking up alarming amounts of warp energy-

Exterminatus ain't got nothing on the kind of power Master Spark can do.

...right then, I'll just stay out of this until I get some weapons.

-goes and converses with Get Out Of My House!yarrunmace, Endless Boss Battles!yarrunmace and Abducted By Yukari!yarrunmace

edited 18th Jul '10 8:17:59 PM by yarrunmace

-Nevertheless, the Emperor's finest enter their drop pods, the entireity of the Steel Judicators Chapter present; dozens of dropships descend on the world, thousands of Imperial Guard Cadian and Krieg troopers at the ready-

Thanks guys!

Alright, I'm now a composite wizard, a master knife thrower, and the proud owner of 5 fully-leveled legendaries...and Gardevoir. Who shall stand against us?!

-The dropships fly overhead, a message in High Gothic disturbing the normally peaceful morning air-

In The Name Of The Imperium, You Will Submit. Resistance Will Be Rewarded With His Armies' Steel Fist.

-The drop pods begin to fall-

edited 18th Jul '10 8:36:31 PM by Colonial1.1

This should be good.

Neither gods nor youkai, only Man [EXPLICIT REDACTED]!!!

-A drop pod lands in the centre of a village, a shuttle landing on a hill not far away from it; the drop pod opens, four tactical marines moving out of it, chainswords and bolters ready for anything; a mob of IG conscripts emerges from the shuttle, a Kasrkin sergeant leading them; a booming voice comes from the Brother Corporal-

WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE?

a little note: If the Imperium loses here, SOMEONE gets to have tea with them.

-Dozens more dropships come down all over the planet, disembarking their multitudes of Imperial Guard-

edited 18th Jul '10 11:29:55 PM by Colonial1.1

-A Baneblade rumbles up behind the squid.-

*He was still hiding, trying to find Reimu... But when the Imperial Guardsmen point at him, he was forced to join them because of Technological Superiority, and the fact that Gensokyo is (nearly) hostile toward him*

"I might have to play Spy for you, Imperials... I could tell you some more info about what we're up against..."

-A loli wanders past, humming away, thinking obliviousness to the massive figures in armor will make them not notice her; Immediately, the opposite becomes true, the Corporal swinging his huge bolter about; the voice thunders-

YOU THERE, CITIZEN. WHERE IS THE LARGEST CONCENTRATION OF WITCHES ON YOUR WORLD?

- taps corporal on the shoulder -

Ah, yes, hello. Ahem. I'm here to tell you the following:

- wicked grin -

Get lost before i kill all of you.

-Baneblade readies weapons.-

...Trying to purge Gensokyo? *snerk* Don't make me laugh.

-brings down meteors from the sky-

You shall not destroy this land.

...I see.

- claps hands, sending a shockwave that knocks down nearby soldiers -

In that case, i will take you on. Despair not, for you have no hope. Worry not, for the inevitable will happen. Weep not, for your life ends here. You may or may not know who i am. I will tell you that my power is manipulation of waves (to stay in the Touhou "manipulation of x" area; there's also something else, but not quite a power...).

Cool. This time, my powers appear to be "manipulation of reality", seeing as I managed to warp into alternate realitites.

-levitates a Space Marine, slams him into the other Space Marines-

^^ (Well, not ALL Touhou characters have "manipulation of X" powers. Kogasa doesn't, for example. Same goes for Patchouli (unless you count her as "Manipulation of the elements"). And Flandre.)

So, let's get down to business, shall we?

*Tosses a few spears comprised of darkness in the Space Marine's general direction*

edited 19th Jul '10 4:28:20 AM by Darxzero

(True, but it IS a recurring theme, isn't it?)

Yes, let's.

- snaps fingers, blocking all radiowaves in the vicinity -

-in orbit over the other side of the planet, a much smaller but more sinister fleet has just emerged from the Warp; the vessels are entirely black, save for their red trimming and yellow signage, and the emblem of a winged, horned skull has been proudly emblazoned on the bow of each-

Chaplain Mikelus: Blast! These heretics have psykers!

Inquisitor Droz: Worry not Space Marine. I have brought a weapon for this kind of situation. *pulls out a special comms device* Sevrillius!

-A culexus Assassin silently makes his way to the village from a drop pod-

Sevrillius: *communicates from his earpiece* Sir?

Droz: Good, you're here. Take out the wretched psykers in this village that dare go against the will of the God-Emperor of man.

Sevrillius: May the warp have no mercy on their souls. *runs towards the fray*

edited 19th Jul '10 6:40:11 AM by Strigon

-flies over, picks up Sevrillius by the neck-

My good man, let me inform you of something. You are a soulless killing machine-

-slams his head into the ground-

WHEREAS I AM A MAN!

Sevrillius: *rolls, fires a blast from his helmet weapon to knock him over then uses his latent anti-psychic ability to cause yarrunmace horrible pain* Man? You are a monster, An abomination. Just like me. *pulls out a knife*

-A squad of Assault marines deep strike near the fray and dynamic entry Mu Xi Ni with their jump packs and chainswords-

edited 19th Jul '10 7:55:59 AM by Strigon