Sinfest

Like they say, pimpin ain't easy.

Only the bad guys or people Tats hates are allowed to have personality traits in Sinfest

The old main cast used to be allowed them, but they've now mostly been downgraded to one-note klaxons

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So, Tats is a Pokémon? Can we catch him, stuff him in a container and forget about him? (to be nicer, we could stuff him with a couple of Salazzles - you know, the matriarchal lizards that starve their non-evolved subjects and live in their utter and complete adoration. Basically, the feminist ideal for Tats)

Platypi hold the secret to happiness.

So, it looks like pimping in this world is an entire monopoly.

Obviously this is a cautionary tale on the dangers of capitalism, with mass-produced drones having driven modest middle-tier pimps out of their work

I wish I could upvote this!

& Agreed, good comment! It's literally making me laugh out loud!

I'm imagining some small run-down, dark cottage where a small family of pimps sits around an empty table, looking forlornly into the distance with the children with their little pimp hats and canes looking up to their parents while the shadows of the pimp drones that robbed them off their livelihoods pass by the street lights outside.

Then the smallest child speaks. "Why poppa, why all them bitch-ass robots be steppin' all up in our grills and shit?"

Then the father sheds a single tear, for the loss of his legacy as a small time pimp, like his father and his father's father before him, to the evils of major corporate pimp capitalism.

Edited by hayate666 on Nov 4th 2019 at 6:59:25 PM

But one day, the Pimp Savior rises to save pimpdom from the mechanized and sisterhood menaces.

Edited by Metalix on Nov 4th 2019 at 10:05:52 AM

The last half dozen messages are absolute gold and I'd read the shit out of that.

Guys. Stop. We can't keep giving Tatsuya good story ideas. XD

I just came to talk about how horrible Sinfest is.

Good idea. He's probably allergic to them or something

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Tats, she was supposed to be broke and she was supposed to have covered her face. Exactly how does any of this make any kind of sense?

https://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2019-11-05

Has her face been like that since last sunday? Who knows she wasnt the main focus at the moment

A Slick fan

Didn't we get a Sunday comic of her making herself normal again? And didn't the resting zombie face only come out after the muffin incident? I feel like she hasn't been zombified long enough for it to affect her earnings.

If this comic were any more self-referential, its asshole would be crawling up its own asshole. Soon there would be a tiny little torus, floating in mid-air, then ... nothing.

In her defense, I've seen more appealing daytime hookers.

The funny thing of it all though? A lot of pimps use drug addictions to keep their prostitutes on a kind of leash, and with a mug like her's, not to mention her personality, it wouldn't be hard to assume that's the case here.

But of course, it's Tats, so any ladies actually being put through the ringer like that is a major no-no. Plus, he's already shot himself in the foot with the make up comic last sunday.

I swear to God Tats, this really shouldn't be so hard for you. Tyler freaking Perry does this all the time with his Madea movies, so you REALLY don't have an excuse for sucking this hard at storytelling.

Edit: As an aside, how the hell does makeup restore lost teeth? Did she drink some milk or something?

Edited by Metalix on Nov 4th 2019 at 9:55:10 AM

I still don't get what Tats is trying to get across here with this girl. Is she a pawn of the Patriarchy and that's what makes her ugly? Is she supposed to be a stand in for the true appearance of what he feels trans people look like? What is she supposed to be?

Prostitutes who look like literal zombies earn less money. Of course! It all makes sense now! Clearly being a SWERF is the only rational response to the madness of this world!

Seriously Tats, you're making even less sense than usual. Get help.

Theory:

Pimp is Patreon.

Girls are webcomics.

Zombie girl is a webcomic featuring zombies, such as "sinfest".

Once Tats unreachs his goal of having $1000 per month. There will be no money on that stack at all.

Edit: Well, more of an idea on how to look at it, then an actual theory.

Edited by feaaaa on Nov 4th 2019 at 7:51:28 PM

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She had zombieface before the muffin too. Also zombie behaviour.

Yeah, that makeup didn't work so hot.

Maybe Tats simply lost interest in Nameless Orphan Hooker, and he needs a new victim for his true believers to pity.

Somebody mentioned this before, although I don't think they meant it this way. Do you all think that Tatsuya just has a powerless woman fetish and he just hides it under the guise of showing injustices?

I just came to talk about how horrible Sinfest is.

Honestly sounds pretty likely.