Sinfest

Yeah I'd have it set to go off automatically for anyone who's drunken the sisterhood kool-aid. And then warp them to the Pit of Eternal Flames.

I feel like I've seen this exact same strip before, possibly multiple times

You have. Including ones that are very similar.

I'm sincerely hoping they get caught. Not that likely in a place where the security is so terrible that the owner has to constantly watch his own security cameras for them to work, but still.

Edited by hayate666 on Jul 16th 2018 at 7:54:12 PM

If there was some self-awareness left in Tats, then he would know this isn't good for Fauxnique.

Honestly, I agree... this has reached the point where a string with a bell across the door frame would be a step up. Seriously, wouldn't an Evil DEED detector work better? (of course, it would trigger CONSTANTLY when Absinthe tries to walk in or out, and stay weirdly silent when Monique or Xanthe enter...)

The Mouth pretty much is Tats Self-Insert at this point. I mean She looks like his actual Author Avatar , Everyone who aligns with Tats views treats her like she's somekind of queen. And anyone who disagrees with her gets publically humiliated if not beaten from pillar to post. Of course she's not gonna suffer any concequences. That would be like if Sonichu got good or Dakari King Mykan stopped hating on MLP and wrote good compelling chars

Why are people suprised Monique can just go through the detector without issues? All you need is think inconsiderate thoughts, which seems right up her alley. :/

Edited by DrunkenNordmann on Jul 17th 2018 at 9:32:37 PM

It's an unintentional note about her character about this point. She is an inconsiderate asshole, who selfishly thinks only about what she wants despite saying how she is trying to help womankind.

@Metalix: Given that I've seen corpses with more active sex drives than Crim, that would be quite the accomplishment on Tats' part.

It could be a set-up to make it look like he had cheated on her.

For once I don't think he will. He's all but exiled Crim from the comic because his meer existence underminds his message.

Once again, this would have been a pretty funny joke in Old Sinfest. Troubled personalities probably pass that detector much more easily than Fyoosh' relatively pure, untroubled mind, I would guess.

Hey, at least one of those jokes acknowledged that "Kill all men" was a bad thought.

-insert response about it being considered a bad thought because it has "men" in it here-

http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2018-07-18

Yes, Amber; talk back to the Devil. I'm sure that won't backfire at all. And what's this about you not taking orders from a branch of Devilcorp? From what the comic has been showing, everything is owned by Devilcorp, so by that logic, you do take orders from whatever section happens to be your superior, which in this case happens to be Deviltech.

Edited by Overlord347 on Jul 17th 2018 at 10:03:55 AM

While I am of the firm opinion that no news source should ever be corporate owned for the sake of transparency and eliminating bias as much as possible, BITCH YOUR STATION IS OWNED BY DEVILTECH! THEY SIGN YOUR GODDAMNED PAYCHECKS! YES YOU TAKE ORDERS FROM THEM!

Goddamnit, I nearly get fired because of a thin skinned/thick skulled dumbass who took a joke (that I've been telling once a day for three goddamned years without incident) too seriously and this goober is gonna come out smelling like roses.

Here's hoping that miss "I carry the voice of freedom" decides to SNEAK ATTACK BIG D - she already tried to kick Cerberus, after all.

Not even Absinthe would be able to save her this time...

Were it to happen, and were Sinfest not a (in name, at least) comedy comic, it would end in *sudden neck grab-and-lift* "Oh, miss Monique! How timely of you! Now, miss Amber, let me demonstrate, with the help of the young lady here, why it's not wise to cross me." *sudden neck snapping noise, followed by corpse hitting the ground* "Because I. AM. THE. DEVIL."

...but I'll take Monique getting perma-bomfed (beyond the Sisterhood's unbomfing potion's effect, that is)...

(yes, I know wishing for a character's death is getting over the top - but Monique really got on my last nerve)

Edited by alarkhar on Jul 17th 2018 at 8:49:39 PM

Or Big D zaps Demonique to put her back on Mode so to speak. And she starts treating the Mouth Exactly like Sleaze Treats Slick.

That works too

At this point Monique should suffer like a certain blonde psychopath from Victory Gundam....

Rooting for the empire all the way here, but I'm interested to see in what manner the Devil isn't going to be loaded.

Because until now it's heading for a "woman in big trouble situation" and Tats has never been able to handle that well. Or at all.

Edited by hayate666 on Jul 18th 2018 at 11:55:52 AM

Now I'm imagining Monique barging in and shouting at Satan "Leave her alone!"

With results similar to this comic. (Don't miss the bonus panel.)

http://www.channelate.com/comic/wizard-hat/

PREMONITION: Monique will barge in and save Amber's butt by shouting something like "Is this what you did to LILITH, too?"

Edited by Hexapodia on Jul 18th 2018 at 4:25:30 AM

http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2018-07-19

Why is he the villian again?

Tats is about to advocate revolutionary violence, exactly what Satan isn't advocating but the Sisterhood is.

Hey, everyone remembers how the murderous mobs led by Mohandas Gandhi, Martin Luther King, and Sojourner Truth violently overthrew the existing order, right? And everyone knows how successful people like Mao Zedong, Josef Stalin, Lavrentiy Beria, and Pol Pot were in bringing peace and love and brotherhood to the world ...

(Cross-posted from Discordia, with additions) Every so often some bored cable TV employee puts on a porno tape and accidentally broadcasts it to all of the subscribers of the cable network. What do you think would happen if that were on SisterhoodTV? Of course, Xanthe would call the station to DEMAND that it be taken off IMMEDIATELY! ... If the technician in charge deliberately waited an hour or so while eating popcorn and clapping at the "money shots," do you think he'd still have his job the next day?

Edited by Hexapodia on Jul 18th 2018 at 10:53:42 AM

From what I've seen, he'd not only lose his job, he'd be rendered a pariah and banished to some nameless island forever.

And now Satan is truly more reasonable and tolerant than the Sisterhood, the supposed "heroes" of this comic. Am I glimpsing at Bizzaro World?

Festerville has been Bizarro World since October 3, 2011.