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Speaking of Alexander, Iím reminded that I want to rebuild the Macedonian Empire in Rome 2.
Alexander is kind of weird because of how it starts, it looks like there isn't really any way of getting out of early game hell. You have two huge armies nowhere near each other, but your finances are in the red, your cities are about to rebel, and one of your armies looks like it's about to get destroyed instantly.
I kind of got intimidated out of it when I gave it a look. XD
That's what I'm currently doing, I've conquered most of Greece and a good chunk of the Baltics.
Relatedly I have to say I'm rather annoyed that the Empire government seems to be objectively superior, I wanted to have a reformed Macedonian Republic
Don't let your dreams of a republic be dreams. Do it, even if it's not the best. Show the world that Republic works!
That's rather inspirational, I'll do it!
MAKE! YOUR DREAMS! COME TRUE!
-squats- DO IT!
That's exactly the video I was thinking of
That is indeed what I was referencing. XD
Wait, what are you doing up there?
Oops, I meant to say Balkans.
Edited by Fourthspartan56 on Feb 10th 2019 at 9:42:37 AM
I honestly don't know which either one is anyway
Coincidently the Balkans map is exactly the extent of my Macedonian empire.
ABSOLUTE UNIT poster◊
Apparently his body fat deflects swords
Edited by VutherA on Feb 10th 2019 at 11:47:23 AM
He looks like Chinese Wario XD
The fellow that made this is ambivalent about having done so.◊
I've heard people say he'd look like a Chaos Dwarf if his hat was bigger
Edited by VutherA on Feb 10th 2019 at 1:55:16 PM
Well I'll be. I'm in a Discord server with the same person who made that one. What a coincidence!
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY MEME
But I didn't steal it, I said a fellow made it.
Hm, I guess the sentence I made could be interpretable as "the fellow" being "myself" though.
So has the ambivalence passed at all yet?
I guess yeah
BUT IF YOU TRY THAT AGAIN I SHALL BE THE GLITTER THAT FLOATS INTO YOUR DRINK DURING BIRTHDAY PARTIES
I'll take that as "Probably leaning to furious possibly for entirely different reasons". I also sadly do not know of any Warhammer Fantasy meme-stealing images◊.
I'm honestly imagining the complaints if he was a thing.
"We need to nerf Rectal Rampage"
"SUPER MAGNUM DONG IS SO FUCKING OP"
"I'm trying to play Magnum Dong Zhuo, but he seems pretty hard. Any tips?"
"Of course he's hard; he's MAGNUM DONG Zhuo"
And I am of course snickering.
His starting army has a bunch of huge hulking ape men called the Dongs of Legend and any battle with them is an instant failure if you run out of Dongs◊
That gif is your game over screen by the way.
Edited by BrassShadows on Feb 10th 2019 at 11:26:43 AM
Oh gosh, I didn't mean to make it look like I thought you had stolen it, I really did know you were sharing it from someone else. >_<
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