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IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#1326: Aug 10th 2021 at 5:34:26 AM

Output: One (1) origami piece made with extreme precision of what appears to be someone “reviving” a dead thread. Object has incorporated graphite into the paper seemingly for stability.

Input: One (1) Domestic Canary and one (1) image of a Fork-Tailed Babbling Jay from the website “Serina: a Natural History of the World of Birds” Setting: Very fine.

Edited by IC1101 on Aug 10th 2021 at 5:49:23 PM

Local chaetognath fan
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#1327: Nov 11th 2021 at 1:45:29 AM

Denied. Biological testing with SCP-914 is discontinued, remember

Input: Three DVDs of Citizen Kane on 1:1, Fine and Very Fine respectively.

IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#1328: Jan 18th 2022 at 1:38:00 PM

Since there hasn’t been anyone responding, I’ll do this.

Output:

1:1; A hundred rosebuds, made out of the materials of the DVD.

Fine: A seemingly unchanged copy of the DVD. After testing, it was shown that it had increased sound quality and somehow increased graphics on whatever device was playing it.

Very Fine: One metallic rose flower. Upon being planted and “watered” with metal shavings/filings, rose flowers identical to the original will grow out of any electronic device with a DVD player.

Input: One (1) plastic model of a domestic Canary and one (1) laptop with the website “Serina: A Natural History of the World of Birds” open on it.

Setting: Very Fine.

Edited by IC1101 on Jan 18th 2022 at 9:38:39 AM

Local chaetognath fan
Chibi-Robo Since: Nov, 2021
#1329: Jan 19th 2022 at 8:46:17 AM

Output: A bunch of canarys began flying out, soon enough they all rapidly evolved to be the birds of Serina.

Input: A book of every page of Awful Hospital printed out and stapled together.

Setting: Very Fine.

Extra note: I may or may not regret this knowing the nature of the comic. Welp, here goes?- Doctor ████████

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 19th 2022 at 8:53:29 AM

UnoriginalUmbrella Likes Umbrella Corp. Since: Jun, 2018
Likes Umbrella Corp.
#1331: Aug 6th 2022 at 5:49:09 PM

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Never have I regretted doing an experiment until now. I hope the person who even thought this experiment is terminated. - Dr. Lance

Input: 3 copies of the Blu-Ray DVD Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Complete Series. One each on 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine.

I know we did a test involving End of Evangelion, but I am curious how it will handle the entire series. - Dr. Ikari.

Edited by UnoriginalUmbrella on Aug 6th 2022 at 5:52:26 AM

Umbrla crp rls
Zgold868868 Phoenix go barrrr Since: Feb, 2021
Phoenix go barrrr
#1332: Jul 14th 2023 at 8:04:55 AM

Output:

Input: all of the mage The Awakening first edition books setting: Fine

Edited by Zgold868868 on Jul 29th 2025 at 3:22:30 AM

JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1333: Jul 14th 2023 at 10:41:42 AM

[up] (Hey! You need to do an output for the above guy)

[up][up] 3 miniature mecha were dispensed, before proceeding to REDACTED FOR READER SANITY, resulting in 5 Injured and 3 Dead.

Let’s just be glad it wasn’t worse.

Input: A copy of the song “Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met…)” on a CD, Fine.

coemedypink hello vro from down in the deep blue sea (Series 2) Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
hello vro
#1334: Aug 27th 2023 at 7:34:15 AM

output: the song got more emotional in both composition and lyrics

input: elphelt's ms. confille, very fine

hey look it's my signature
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#1335: Aug 27th 2023 at 8:04:46 AM

DENIED: Unable to recognize foreign object.


Input: A pocket black hole inside a glass orb.

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
Lucky303 Forklift Certified (Pilot) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Forklift Certified
#1336: Sep 7th 2023 at 3:00:37 PM

DENIED: Knob has not been turned to an appropriate setting.

Yeah, uh, turns out the last researcher who turned the knob didn't rotate the arrow directly on the text. Nothing bad happened, the doors just opened and the orb was just still sitting there in the intake chamber, but just to be safe I'd recommend not touching that orb in basically forever.

-Dr. Galleon

Input: One Blu-Ray copy of Titanfall 2 for the Play Station 4, very fine.

Edited by Lucky303 on Sep 7th 2023 at 3:40:02 AM

sv_cheats 1 noclip
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#1337: Aug 24th 2024 at 11:36:10 AM

Output: A small piece of an unknown mecha, presumed to be a Titan, made with shining steel and hydraulics. Currently it is being used as a paperweight by Dr. Russell.

Input: A medium-sized branch off of a birch tree, 1:1.

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#1338: Aug 24th 2024 at 12:29:53 PM

Output: A whole tree.


Input: The SCP that is a slingshot with a very, very far launch distance. Setting: Fine.

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Aug 24th 2024 at 2:30:12 PM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Zgold868868 Phoenix go barrrr Since: Feb, 2021
Phoenix go barrrr
#1339: Jul 29th 2025 at 4:38:35 AM

Rough destroys it, Coarse separates it into its component parts, 1:1 rearranges it into something of equivalent value, Fine improves it, and Very Fine improves it a lot.

Edited by Zgold868868 on Jul 29th 2025 at 11:39:03 AM

YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#1340: Jul 29th 2025 at 7:27:29 PM

No new input? Just the previous output?

Okay.

Input: A short Scissor Blade.

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#1341: Jul 29th 2025 at 8:10:59 PM

Setting?

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#1342: Jul 30th 2025 at 2:20:43 AM

going back to the last proper post here:

Result: The slingshot launched half of the machine far away and destroyed it. We might need a replacement.


Input: A wrecked 1st-gen Nissan 240SX (yes, the 240SX has generations), Fine

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#1343: Aug 1st 2025 at 8:34:55 AM

Output: You get a fresh used Nissan Silvia (S15).


Input: Three measure of Gordon's gin, one measure of vodka, and half a measure of kina Lillet...all in separate glasses.

Setting: Very Fine.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Aug 1st 2025 at 10:35:09 PM

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
RayceSkykiller Wishes he still lived in the 2000s from Minnesota, USA Since: Jun, 2018
Wishes he still lived in the 2000s
#1344: Aug 17th 2025 at 5:27:11 AM

Result: Three middle-aged human males were dispensed from SCP-914, with the stereotypical features, clothes and mannerisms of someone of English, Russian and French descent, respectively. The three men then proceeded to somehow bypass security and renovate the site break room into a full bar serving a seemingly unlimited supply of the original three beverages. SCP classification pending.

"Okay but can we keep the break room that way?" -Dr. A██████


Input: Three copies of the 2005 video game Star Wars: Battlefront II for PC, 1:1, Fine & Very Fine.

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