Denied. Biological testing with SCP-914 is discontinued, remember
Input: Three DVDs of Citizen Kane on 1:1, Fine and Very Fine respectively.
Since there hasn’t been anyone responding, I’ll do this.
Output:
1:1; A hundred rosebuds, made out of the materials of the DVD.
Fine: A seemingly unchanged copy of the DVD. After testing, it was shown that it had increased sound quality and somehow increased graphics on whatever device was playing it.
Very Fine: One metallic rose flower. Upon being planted and “watered” with metal shavings/filings, rose flowers identical to the original will grow out of any electronic device with a DVD player.
Input: One (1) plastic model of a domestic Canary and one (1) laptop with the website “Serina: A Natural History of the World of Birds” open on it.
Setting: Very Fine.
Edited by IC1101 on Jan 18th 2022 at 9:38:39 AM
Local chaetognath fanOutput: A bunch of canarys began flying out, soon enough they all rapidly evolved to be the birds of Serina.
Input: A book of every page of Awful Hospital printed out and stapled together.
Setting: Very Fine.
Extra note: I may or may not regret this knowing the nature of the comic. Welp, here goes?- Doctor ████████
Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 19th 2022 at 8:53:29 AM
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Never have I regretted doing an experiment until now. I hope the person who even thought this experiment is terminated. - Dr. Lance
Input: 3 copies of the Blu-Ray DVD Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Complete Series. One each on 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine.
I know we did a test involving End of Evangelion, but I am curious how it will handle the entire series. - Dr. Ikari.
Edited by UnoriginalUmbrella on Aug 6th 2022 at 5:52:26 AM
Umbrla crp rlsoutput: the song got more emotional in both composition and lyrics
input: elphelt's ms. confille
, very fine
DENIED: Knob has not been turned to an appropriate setting.
Yeah, uh, turns out the last researcher who turned the knob didn't rotate the arrow directly on the text. Nothing bad happened, the doors just opened and the orb was just still sitting there in the intake chamber, but just to be safe I'd recommend not touching that orb in basically forever.
-Dr. Galleon
Input: One Blu-Ray copy of Titanfall 2 for the Play Station 4, very fine.
Edited by Lucky303 on Sep 7th 2023 at 3:40:02 AM
sv_cheats 1 noclipOutput: A whole tree.
Input: The SCP that is a slingshot with a very, very far launch distance. Setting: Fine.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Aug 24th 2024 at 2:30:12 PM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSNo new input? Just the previous output?
Okay.
Input: A short Scissor Blade.
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!going back to the last proper post here
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Result: The slingshot launched half of the machine far away and destroyed it. We might need a replacement.
Input: A wrecked 1st-gen Nissan 240SX
Output: You get a fresh used Nissan Silvia (S15).
Input: Three measure of Gordon's gin, one measure of vodka, and half a measure of kina Lillet...all in separate glasses.
Setting: Very Fine.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Aug 1st 2025 at 10:35:09 PM
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!Result: Three middle-aged human males were dispensed from SCP-914, with the stereotypical features, clothes and mannerisms of someone of English, Russian and French descent, respectively. The three men then proceeded to somehow bypass security and renovate the site break room into a full bar serving a seemingly unlimited supply of the original three beverages. SCP classification pending.
"Okay but can we keep the break room that way?" -Dr. A██████
Input: Three copies of the 2005 video game Star Wars: Battlefront II for PC, 1:1, Fine & Very Fine.

Output: One (1) origami piece made with extreme precision of what appears to be someone “reviving” a dead thread. Object has incorporated graphite into the paper seemingly for stability.
Input: One (1) Domestic Canary and one (1) image of a Fork-Tailed Babbling Jay from the website “Serina: a Natural History of the World of Birds” Setting: Very fine.
Edited by IC1101 on Aug 10th 2021 at 5:49:23 PM
Local chaetognath fan