Output: One (1) 5x5x5 centimeter cubic black device. When a red button on the side is pushed, a holographic image of the steam homepage comes up. Several games are installed, including The Orange Box, Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition, and Borderlands
Input: Fifty (50) Miligrams of Clomipramine, 100 grams of Adderall, and five (5) grams of Lysergic acid diethylamide
Setting: Very fine
Beans: I think you're confusing rough and course. Course strips something down to its bare materials, for example, if you put in a ream of paper on course you might get a block of wood of the same weight. Rough just shreds it, if you put in a ream of paper on rough, you would just get confetti
EDIT: Ninja'd
edited 6th Jun '10 11:29:16 AM by rumetzen
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
I thought we had a rule that prevents this sort of [EXPUNGED] from happening! —Dr. H____
Input: Two (2) pizza cutters, One (1) box Dominoe's Pizza [cheese]. Setting: Fine.
edited 6th Jun '10 12:21:50 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexHey, we should each have our own person like they do on SCP.
Output: 2x boxes of pre-cut Domino's pepperoni pizza. There are 10 (ten) identical slices in each pizza, most likely cut by pizza cutters. The pizza is exactly like Domino's pepperoni pizza.
Input: 1x Wii, 1x PS 3
Setting: 1:1
edited 6th Jun '10 12:30:11 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.Output: One (1) Play Station 2, One (1) X Box 360.
Input: One (1) complete human skeleton, One can metallic blue paint. Setting: Very Fine.
edited 6th Jun '10 12:46:39 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: One Dark Blue Homo Sapiens. When it was let out of the machine, it immediately died of having no organs, muscle, or anything besides skin and bone.
Input: one Dead Human Body.
Setting: Coarse
edited 6th Jun '10 12:50:12 PM by Eatdembeanz
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Oh, God. —Dr. H____
Input: One (1) high-quality copy of The Scream. Setting: 1.1
edited 6th Jun '10 12:53:12 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: One Homo Sapiens of superior physical and mental attributes. Displayed phenomenal psionic and energy-manipulation powers, with which it killed [EXPUNGED] personnel before being subdued. Subject reclassified as SCP-___.
Let's not do that again. Dr. H____
Input: One live cow. Setting: Coarse.
edited 6th Jun '10 1:19:12 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: One live calf with its cuts clearly demarkated by the distribution of its fur. Does not die when cuts are removed, and regenerates them over the span of 5-10 minutes; does not seem to feel pain when harvested or while regenerating.
Delicious little critter, isn't he?—Dr. H____
Input: One copy of Final Crisis (hardcover), One copy Crisis On Infinite Earths, One copy Infinite Crisis (hardcover). Setting: Fine.
edited 6th Jun '10 1:08:03 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: One massive game. When played, it is revealed that the player causes the Bullet Hell, rather than avoiding it. Sent to Doctor Freeman's office for further "researching"
Input: One copy of Super I Wanna Be The Guy from a previous experiment
Setting: Fine.
(From the Experiment Log, IWBTG on Fine made SIWBTG. Let's see what happens when you refine a refined object)
Output: A disc labeled "Shmup Greatest Hits Compilation". Disc contains several Windows computer games, including [REDACTED], which never saw public release.
Input: 4 (4) ___ Brand Original Chicken drumsticks. Setting: coarse
"What? I really want to know whats in those herbs and spices. -Agent _______
edited 6th Jun '10 1:27:18 PM by mrsaturn
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life^^Output: One copy of I Am The Guy Ultra, featuring 27 increasing hard difficulty modes and a remake of the original IWBTG using next-gen graphics and processors. Cannot be played on any system without a minimum of 1TB in RAM.
^Output: the legs and hind portions of two chickens, with the brand seered into the thighs.
Input: One preserved raven, one preserved corn snake, one preserved lion cub. Setting: Very Fine.
edited 6th Jun '10 1:35:22 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex^^^Output: A [DATA EXPUNGED] that causes levels of pain akin to [DATA EXPUNGED]
Addendum - Let us refrain from attempting that again. - Dr _____
^ Output: A combination of the three animals, in perfectly healthy condition. Classified as SCP-____ for further research and containment.
Addendum - My previous statement stands. - Dr _____
Input: A single gold doubloon.
Setting: Very Fine.
edited 6th Jun '10 1:29:35 PM by Darxzero
Escape.Output: One tub of ice cream of a flavour similar to Rocky Road. The tub is always full when opened, regardless of how much ice cream was removed previously, and the ice cream itself seems to hum faintly to the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's "I Love Rocky Road."
It tastes good, but having my food sing to me is a little creepy. —Dr. H___
Input: one iron maiden. Setting: 1.1
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: [DATA EXPUNGED]; sibject reclassified as SCP-____
Keep that thing the hell away from SCP-682, whatever it takes! —Dr. H____'s final words
Input:One box corn flakes, one pre-cut loaf white bread. Setting: Coarse.
edited 6th Jun '10 1:41:02 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: a full Cossack uniform made from contempary materials. Wearing it causes the bearer to become immune to the effects of extreme cold, and the suit appears to clean itself whenever it is not observed.
Input: One (1) The Mighty Thor action figure. Setting: Very Fine.
The Danse Macabre Codex

Output: component sub-elements for Plutonium.
Dr. Jevolz: WHAT?!
Input: Authentic 1905 Cossack uniform and saddle. Setting: Very Fine.
"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."