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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#51: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:11:09 AM

Output: component sub-elements for Plutonium.

Dr. Jevolz: WHAT?!

Input: Authentic 1905 Cossack uniform and saddle. Setting: Very Fine.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#52: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:29:01 AM

Output: One (1) 5x5x5 centimeter cubic black device. When a red button on the side is pushed, a holographic image of the steam homepage comes up. Several games are installed, including The Orange Box, Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition, and Borderlands

Input: Fifty (50) Miligrams of Clomipramine, 100 grams of Adderall, and five (5) grams of Lysergic acid diethylamide

Setting: Very fine

Beans: I think you're confusing rough and course. Course strips something down to its bare materials, for example, if you put in a ream of paper on course you might get a block of wood of the same weight. Rough just shreds it, if you put in a ream of paper on rough, you would just get confetti

EDIT: Ninja'd

edited 6th Jun '10 11:29:16 AM by rumetzen

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#53: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:11:04 PM

Output: One pill-like capsule. When fed to a subject, subject immediately voided his bowels and died.

Input: Dr. _____

Setting: Rough

Addendum: This is for trying to put me in the damn thing! -Dr. Clef

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#54: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:18:47 PM

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]

I thought we had a rule that prevents this sort of [EXPUNGED] from happening! —Dr. H____

Input: Two (2) pizza cutters, One (1) box Dominoe's Pizza [cheese]. Setting: Fine.

edited 6th Jun '10 12:21:50 PM by SullenFrog

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Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#55: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:29:18 PM

Hey, we should each have our own person like they do on SCP.

Output: 2x boxes of pre-cut Domino's pepperoni pizza. There are 10 (ten) identical slices in each pizza, most likely cut by pizza cutters. The pizza is exactly like Domino's pepperoni pizza.

Input: 1x Wii, 1x PS 3

Setting: 1:1

edited 6th Jun '10 12:30:11 PM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#56: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:46:24 PM

Output: One (1) Play Station 2, One (1) X Box 360.

Input: One (1) complete human skeleton, One can metallic blue paint. Setting: Very Fine.

edited 6th Jun '10 12:46:39 PM by SullenFrog

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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#57: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:49:56 PM

Output: One Dark Blue Homo Sapiens. When it was let out of the machine, it immediately died of having no organs, muscle, or anything besides skin and bone.

Input: one Dead Human Body.

Setting: Coarse

edited 6th Jun '10 12:50:12 PM by Eatdembeanz

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#58: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:52:50 PM

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Oh, God. —Dr. H____

Input: One (1) high-quality copy of The Scream. Setting: 1.1

edited 6th Jun '10 12:53:12 PM by SullenFrog

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Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#59: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:53:43 PM

Output: 1x person, female, blue hair, blue eyes, blue skin, 5'7", 140 lbs. Unlike previous people coming out, this one was not violent at all. She will be kept until we can pigment her skin to a normal color.

Input: 1x 5x5 window, 1x pair of purple flip-flops

Setting: Rough

Soul is ugly.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#60: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:54:26 PM

Output: Many shards of purple, fuzzy glass.

Addendum: Hey, uh... How can glass be fuzzy? -Dr. Walter Sullivan

Input: Subject D-11111235415114

Setting: Very Fine

edited 6th Jun '10 12:55:13 PM by Eatdembeanz

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#61: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:58:29 PM

Output: One Homo Sapiens of superior physical and mental attributes. Displayed phenomenal psionic and energy-manipulation powers, with which it killed [EXPUNGED] personnel before being subdued. Subject reclassified as SCP-___.

Let's not do that again. Dr. H____

Input: One live cow. Setting: Coarse.

edited 6th Jun '10 1:19:12 PM by SullenFrog

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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#62: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:00:21 PM

Output: A cow separated by its cuts of meat. Reported to taste slightly of an unknown spice

Input: One hamburger

Setting: Very Fine

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#63: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:07:31 PM

Output: One live calf with its cuts clearly demarkated by the distribution of its fur. Does not die when cuts are removed, and regenerates them over the span of 5-10 minutes; does not seem to feel pain when harvested or while regenerating.

Delicious little critter, isn't he?—Dr. H____

Input: One copy of Final Crisis (hardcover), One copy Crisis On Infinite Earths, One copy Infinite Crisis (hardcover). Setting: Fine.

edited 6th Jun '10 1:08:03 PM by SullenFrog

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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#64: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:10:31 PM

Output: An entire anthology of the three books. On closer inspection, the artwork, wording, and storyline have been greatly improved.

Input: One leech

Setting: 1:1

Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#65: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:16:06 PM

Output: One miniature Lawyer.

Input: One of every main series Touhou game, starting from the second game.

Setting: Fine.

edited 6th Jun '10 1:16:21 PM by Darxzero

Escape.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#66: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:21:15 PM

Output: One massive game. When played, it is revealed that the player causes the Bullet Hell, rather than avoiding it. Sent to Doctor Freeman's office for further "researching"

Input: One copy of Super I Wanna Be The Guy from a previous experiment

Setting: Fine.

(From the Experiment Log, IWBTG on Fine made SIWBTG. Let's see what happens when you refine a refined object)

mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001
Youkai Serious
#67: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:26:17 PM

Output: A disc labeled "Shmup Greatest Hits Compilation". Disc contains several Windows computer games, including [REDACTED], which never saw public release.

Input: 4 (4) ___ Brand Original Chicken drumsticks. Setting: coarse

"What? I really want to know whats in those herbs and spices. -Agent _______

edited 6th Jun '10 1:27:18 PM by mrsaturn

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#68: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:26:36 PM

^^Output: One copy of I Am The Guy Ultra, featuring 27 increasing hard difficulty modes and a remake of the original IWBTG using next-gen graphics and processors. Cannot be played on any system without a minimum of 1TB in RAM.

^Output: the legs and hind portions of two chickens, with the brand seered into the thighs.

Input: One preserved raven, one preserved corn snake, one preserved lion cub. Setting: Very Fine.

edited 6th Jun '10 1:35:22 PM by SullenFrog

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Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#69: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:27:15 PM

^^^Output: A [DATA EXPUNGED] that causes levels of pain akin to [DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum - Let us refrain from attempting that again. - Dr _____

^ Output: A combination of the three animals, in perfectly healthy condition. Classified as SCP-____ for further research and containment.

Addendum - My previous statement stands. - Dr _____

Input: A single gold doubloon.

Setting: Very Fine.

edited 6th Jun '10 1:29:35 PM by Darxzero

Escape.
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#70: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:28:51 PM

Output: 1x treasure chest full of gold.

Input: 1x bowl of Rocky Road icecream

Setting: Very Fine

Dr. Reecer: I'm expecting a copy of Weird Al's single "I Love Rocky Road.".

edited 6th Jun '10 1:31:26 PM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#71: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:32:07 PM

Output: One tub of ice cream of a flavour similar to Rocky Road. The tub is always full when opened, regardless of how much ice cream was removed previously, and the ice cream itself seems to hum faintly to the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's "I Love Rocky Road."

It tastes good, but having my food sing to me is a little creepy. —Dr. H___

Input: one iron maiden. Setting: 1.1

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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#72: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:34:09 PM

Output: One copy of Justin Bieber's new music album

Input: Dr. Freeman's prized crowbar, Dr. Walter Sullivan's prized statue, Dr. Andronuts' favorite random trinket, and Dr. Banner's prized super serum

Setting: Very Fine

edited 6th Jun '10 1:35:25 PM by Eatdembeanz

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#73: Jun 6th 2010 at 1:38:21 PM

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]; sibject reclassified as SCP-____

Keep that thing the hell away from SCP-682, whatever it takes! —Dr. H____'s final words

Input:One box corn flakes, one pre-cut loaf white bread. Setting: Coarse.

edited 6th Jun '10 1:41:02 PM by SullenFrog

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#74: Jun 6th 2010 at 2:00:48 PM

Output: ears of corn, components for making cardboard, paints, and strands of wheat.

Input: Authentic 1905 full Cossack uniform. Setting: Very Fine.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#75: Jun 6th 2010 at 2:27:39 PM

Output: a full Cossack uniform made from contempary materials. Wearing it causes the bearer to become immune to the effects of extreme cold, and the suit appears to clean itself whenever it is not observed.

Input: One (1) The Mighty Thor action figure. Setting: Very Fine.

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